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Do what spirit tells you to do
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Tomorrow is National Sundae Day!
Plenty of time to plan tomorrow evening's dessert.
Plenty of time to plan tomorrow evening's dessert.
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November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Tomorrow is National Sundae Day!
Plenty of time to plan tomorrow evening's dessert.
Plenty of time to plan tomorrow evening's dessert.
Aw they fired daboll and I kinda feel bad for him
November 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Aw they fired daboll and I kinda feel bad for him
Me explaining to my dog that I will not be bullied into petting her all day long and that she needs to learn to settle sometimes because I am a putting away clothes
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November 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Me explaining to my dog that I will not be bullied into petting her all day long and that she needs to learn to settle sometimes because I am a putting away clothes
Showing all my little hurt feelings on the innanet and then deleting them
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kermit the frog sits at a desk with two other stuffed animals and a cup that says kermit on it
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November 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Showing all my little hurt feelings on the innanet and then deleting them
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It just doesn’t fucking feel good
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
It just doesn’t fucking feel good
When I woke up from
This nap I felt all warm and relaxed and I didn’t wanna move
But dog must go out so here we are
This nap I felt all warm and relaxed and I didn’t wanna move
But dog must go out so here we are
November 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
When I woke up from
This nap I felt all warm and relaxed and I didn’t wanna move
But dog must go out so here we are
This nap I felt all warm and relaxed and I didn’t wanna move
But dog must go out so here we are
I took a nap now I’m ready to eat again but what ???
For context, I didn’t eat until after 12, maybe 1 something.
It’s 438 now
For context, I didn’t eat until after 12, maybe 1 something.
It’s 438 now
November 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I took a nap now I’m ready to eat again but what ???
For context, I didn’t eat until after 12, maybe 1 something.
It’s 438 now
For context, I didn’t eat until after 12, maybe 1 something.
It’s 438 now
The dog has figured out how to escape the crate.
She escaped tonight and we found her on the couch with her toys.
She escaped tonight and we found her on the couch with her toys.
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November 9, 2025 at 7:26 AM
The dog has figured out how to escape the crate.
She escaped tonight and we found her on the couch with her toys.
She escaped tonight and we found her on the couch with her toys.
THIS IS THE RHYTHM OF THE NIGHT
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
THIS IS THE RHYTHM OF THE NIGHT
There is a little girl applying lip gloss
Tea
Tea
November 9, 2025 at 2:41 AM
There is a little girl applying lip gloss
Tea
Tea
Watching a child shovel popcorn into his mouth, lips all over his fingers dig back into the popcorn bucket
Ok no popcorn for meee
Ok no popcorn for meee
November 9, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Watching a child shovel popcorn into his mouth, lips all over his fingers dig back into the popcorn bucket
Ok no popcorn for meee
Ok no popcorn for meee
Staring into the distance singing Cher
November 9, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Staring into the distance singing Cher
Also my pants split up the back seam today while we tried to find me a coat omg
November 9, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Also my pants split up the back seam today while we tried to find me a coat omg
I meant bad as a joke I didn’t mean for her to act up this bad. My eyelid is swollen from her punching me!
I’m soooo happy to have a four day weekend to be with my bf and my bad dog
And then I’ll have four days with my family back home
Yayayayayayayayyay
And then I’ll have four days with my family back home
Yayayayayayayayyay
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November 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I meant bad as a joke I didn’t mean for her to act up this bad. My eyelid is swollen from her punching me!
And I literally ordered these expensive ass treats she really likes and a new feeding puzzle for her yesterday!!!!
November 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
And I literally ordered these expensive ass treats she really likes and a new feeding puzzle for her yesterday!!!!
We went to the store
She figured out how to pull the crate cover into her crate and eat a hole in it
Sigh
She figured out how to pull the crate cover into her crate and eat a hole in it
Sigh
It’s almost seven am on a Saturday
My dog is in the crate
Normally I’d be like yea girl let’s walk to the park
But I’m currently mad at her because he clocked me in the eye last night presumably because I was playing fighting with my bf and she didn’t like that so she put her paw in my eye
My dog is in the crate
Normally I’d be like yea girl let’s walk to the park
But I’m currently mad at her because he clocked me in the eye last night presumably because I was playing fighting with my bf and she didn’t like that so she put her paw in my eye
a penguin is covering its mouth with its hand and the word pengu is on the bottom right
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November 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
We went to the store
She figured out how to pull the crate cover into her crate and eat a hole in it
Sigh
She figured out how to pull the crate cover into her crate and eat a hole in it
Sigh
I’m realizing the birthday I’m invited to that went from couples at a tiki bar to hanging out at her house is actually bring your family for s’mores kids included
Which bums me bc some of the kids are unruly and my teacher brain doesn’t turn off really. And I think I would be the only one drinking
Which bums me bc some of the kids are unruly and my teacher brain doesn’t turn off really. And I think I would be the only one drinking
November 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I’m realizing the birthday I’m invited to that went from couples at a tiki bar to hanging out at her house is actually bring your family for s’mores kids included
Which bums me bc some of the kids are unruly and my teacher brain doesn’t turn off really. And I think I would be the only one drinking
Which bums me bc some of the kids are unruly and my teacher brain doesn’t turn off really. And I think I would be the only one drinking
It’s almost seven am on a Saturday
My dog is in the crate
Normally I’d be like yea girl let’s walk to the park
But I’m currently mad at her because he clocked me in the eye last night presumably because I was playing fighting with my bf and she didn’t like that so she put her paw in my eye
My dog is in the crate
Normally I’d be like yea girl let’s walk to the park
But I’m currently mad at her because he clocked me in the eye last night presumably because I was playing fighting with my bf and she didn’t like that so she put her paw in my eye
a penguin is covering its mouth with its hand and the word pengu is on the bottom right
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November 8, 2025 at 2:52 PM
It’s almost seven am on a Saturday
My dog is in the crate
Normally I’d be like yea girl let’s walk to the park
But I’m currently mad at her because he clocked me in the eye last night presumably because I was playing fighting with my bf and she didn’t like that so she put her paw in my eye
My dog is in the crate
Normally I’d be like yea girl let’s walk to the park
But I’m currently mad at her because he clocked me in the eye last night presumably because I was playing fighting with my bf and she didn’t like that so she put her paw in my eye
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We need private pages NOW
November 7, 2025 at 3:48 PM
We need private pages NOW
I’m soooo happy to have a four day weekend to be with my bf and my bad dog
And then I’ll have four days with my family back home
Yayayayayayayayyay
And then I’ll have four days with my family back home
Yayayayayayayayyay
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November 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I’m soooo happy to have a four day weekend to be with my bf and my bad dog
And then I’ll have four days with my family back home
Yayayayayayayayyay
And then I’ll have four days with my family back home
Yayayayayayayayyay
It was 11:48 and I was eating mac and cheese
I’m very hungry but do I go in the kitchen and make something at 1120 pm? Or do I just not eat til morning
November 7, 2025 at 3:16 PM
It was 11:48 and I was eating mac and cheese
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On Toad’s birthday Frog gave him a hat. Toad was delighted.
“Happy birthday,” said Frog. Toad put on the hat. It fell down over his eyes.
“Happy birthday,” said Frog. Toad put on the hat. It fell down over his eyes.
November 7, 2025 at 11:37 AM
On Toad’s birthday Frog gave him a hat. Toad was delighted.
“Happy birthday,” said Frog. Toad put on the hat. It fell down over his eyes.
“Happy birthday,” said Frog. Toad put on the hat. It fell down over his eyes.
I’m very hungry but do I go in the kitchen and make something at 1120 pm? Or do I just not eat til morning
November 7, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I’m very hungry but do I go in the kitchen and make something at 1120 pm? Or do I just not eat til morning
Tomorrow is Friday
Thank god
Thank god
November 7, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Tomorrow is Friday
Thank god
Thank god