Barack Me Obamadeus
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The President of the United States orally raped a 14 year old girl.
January 30, 2026 at 9:24 PM
The President of the United States orally raped a 14 year old girl.
There are no Enlightened Centrists in moments like this. They are only cowards, nothing more.
January 26, 2026 at 2:54 PM
There are no Enlightened Centrists in moments like this. They are only cowards, nothing more.
Every Republican attack on Zohran Mamdani that references 9/11 is proof that EVERY DAY we have called Republicans "racists" for the last TWENTY FIVE YEARS, we were right. We were right in 2001, we were right in 2008, we were right in 2012, in 2016, in 2020, in 2024, and we're still right today.
November 5, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Every Republican attack on Zohran Mamdani that references 9/11 is proof that EVERY DAY we have called Republicans "racists" for the last TWENTY FIVE YEARS, we were right. We were right in 2001, we were right in 2008, we were right in 2012, in 2016, in 2020, in 2024, and we're still right today.
Omg dude you're still drinking out of a nalgene? Omg dude what is wrong with you? Do you have a myspace profile? Do you wear skinny jeans? Ew dude ew
October 7, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Omg dude you're still drinking out of a nalgene? Omg dude what is wrong with you? Do you have a myspace profile? Do you wear skinny jeans? Ew dude ew
The government is shut down because the people who want America to be a Christian nation drew a hard line at "immigrants having access to emergency healthcare".
October 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The government is shut down because the people who want America to be a Christian nation drew a hard line at "immigrants having access to emergency healthcare".
The radical Left: everyone, even the homeless, should have access to healthcare
Fox news: mentally ill homeless people should receive involuntary lethal injection
The enlightened Center: political violence is a problem on both sides
Fox news: mentally ill homeless people should receive involuntary lethal injection
The enlightened Center: political violence is a problem on both sides
September 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
The radical Left: everyone, even the homeless, should have access to healthcare
Fox news: mentally ill homeless people should receive involuntary lethal injection
The enlightened Center: political violence is a problem on both sides
Fox news: mentally ill homeless people should receive involuntary lethal injection
The enlightened Center: political violence is a problem on both sides
"Political violence is wrong" - the people who just created the Department of War.
September 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
"Political violence is wrong" - the people who just created the Department of War.
Pronouncing "Anthropologie" like something you hawk tuah
July 12, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Pronouncing "Anthropologie" like something you hawk tuah
So glad we gave Elon Musk all our data to cut 0.04% of government spending so that we could turn around and increase the spending limit by 3 trillion dollars.
July 11, 2025 at 11:54 AM
So glad we gave Elon Musk all our data to cut 0.04% of government spending so that we could turn around and increase the spending limit by 3 trillion dollars.
Nobody who votes for a RepubIican can ever call themselves a "follower of Christ" again
July 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Nobody who votes for a RepubIican can ever call themselves a "follower of Christ" again
Credit to Trump for onshoring jobs: we used to have to torture people in a Cuban military base, now we build concentration camps right here in Florida.
Happy 4th!
Happy 4th!
July 4, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Credit to Trump for onshoring jobs: we used to have to torture people in a Cuban military base, now we build concentration camps right here in Florida.
Happy 4th!
Happy 4th!
I keep getting food from the grocery store, and they keep getting my money. This is a huge trade deficit! I am going to announce tariffs on all food to punish the grocery store.
April 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I keep getting food from the grocery store, and they keep getting my money. This is a huge trade deficit! I am going to announce tariffs on all food to punish the grocery store.
I'm so glad the people who called me a traitor for not wanting to send Americans to Iraq to find imaginary weapons are now calling me wasteful for wanting to financially assist Ukraine against an actual hostile takeover.
March 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I'm so glad the people who called me a traitor for not wanting to send Americans to Iraq to find imaginary weapons are now calling me wasteful for wanting to financially assist Ukraine against an actual hostile takeover.
Siding with Russia is a small price to pay for never having to worry if the person flying your airplane is black.
March 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Siding with Russia is a small price to pay for never having to worry if the person flying your airplane is black.
"Actually, siding with Russia is good now" - every Republican tomorrow
March 1, 2025 at 12:44 AM
"Actually, siding with Russia is good now" - every Republican tomorrow
My favorite trend with newer cars is rims that extend out past the tire so everyone can see how awful you are at parking.
February 22, 2025 at 9:27 PM
My favorite trend with newer cars is rims that extend out past the tire so everyone can see how awful you are at parking.
Congratulations to Rush Limbaugh on 4 years of being dead
February 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Congratulations to Rush Limbaugh on 4 years of being dead
If you remember that the people who think "immigrants come here to take our jobs" and "immigrants come here to rape women and children" are all people from the American South, it's very easy to understand how those thoughts can coexist.
February 13, 2025 at 12:49 AM
If you remember that the people who think "immigrants come here to take our jobs" and "immigrants come here to rape women and children" are all people from the American South, it's very easy to understand how those thoughts can coexist.
She finna dump his ass and write a whole album about his 2 catches all night
February 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM
She finna dump his ass and write a whole album about his 2 catches all night
This is definitely the last black history month! Frederick Lamar has to speak English from now on! Samuel "L" Jackson hasn't made a good movie since he lived on Leo's plantation! #MAGA #superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
This is definitely the last black history month! Frederick Lamar has to speak English from now on! Samuel "L" Jackson hasn't made a good movie since he lived on Leo's plantation! #MAGA #superbowl
Melonia picked her team! She keeps yelling "I Chiefs on you" when the crowd get loud! I guess that private tutoring with Matt Gaetz (loves me) isn't making her English much better! What do I even Venmo him for! Sad! #superbowl #MAGA
February 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Melonia picked her team! She keeps yelling "I Chiefs on you" when the crowd get loud! I guess that private tutoring with Matt Gaetz (loves me) isn't making her English much better! What do I even Venmo him for! Sad! #superbowl #MAGA
I am not going to watch the Frederick Lamar halvfefe
February 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I am not going to watch the Frederick Lamar halvfefe
The Chiefs chop honors the great contributions to our country by real Americans like Andrew Jackson and William McKinley! I know my presidency will end up like McKinley, a great man! #MAGA #superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
The Chiefs chop honors the great contributions to our country by real Americans like Andrew Jackson and William McKinley! I know my presidency will end up like McKinley, a great man! #MAGA #superbowl
Why are the uprights yellow? The only things in America that are upright are white! Did those posts earn that job? Probably not! #superbowl #maga
February 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Why are the uprights yellow? The only things in America that are upright are white! Did those posts earn that job? Probably not! #superbowl #maga
Can they tush push on TV? More LGBT nonsense poisoning our kids minds! I'm signing an order that the only tush you can push is the one you are born out of! Protecting women's bathrooms while there giving birth! #MAGA #superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Can they tush push on TV? More LGBT nonsense poisoning our kids minds! I'm signing an order that the only tush you can push is the one you are born out of! Protecting women's bathrooms while there giving birth! #MAGA #superbowl