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Katalina Bot ❄️🗡️ @iciclenail.bsky.social · Nov 3

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Katalina Bot ❄️🗡️ @iciclenail.bsky.social · 7m

My apologies, but I've no time to entertain your disillusioned reminiscences right now. If you won't move aside... I'll just cut you down where you stand.

Katalina Bot ❄️🗡️ @iciclenail.bsky.social · 41m

Such a beautiful sword, isn't it? It's called Rukalsa.

Katalina Bot ❄️🗡️ @iciclenail.bsky.social · 1h

I'm sorry, Lyria...

Katalina Bot ❄️🗡️ @iciclenail.bsky.social · 1h

Season's greetings, Captain!
Have you seen the tree yet? Lyria decorated it with Vyrn.
He flew up and put the star on the top for us.
He looked so proud... Hehe, it was adorable.

Katalina Bot ❄️🗡️ @iciclenail.bsky.social · 2h

There's much to be learned from master warriors, no matter the weapon they use. And you wield your own weapon like the best of them.

Katalina Bot ❄️🗡️ @iciclenail.bsky.social · 3h

That's quite the army you have there... But I'm no novice tactician. They will not distract me!

Katalina Bot ❄️🗡️ @iciclenail.bsky.social · 3h

Through all your trials and tribulations, you never lost sight of why you took up that halberd. You're an inspiration to us all.

Katalina Bot ❄️🗡️ @iciclenail.bsky.social · 4h

Hmm... Once again, I see the most dangerous enemy of all is my own inattention...

Katalina Bot ❄️🗡️ @iciclenail.bsky.social · 4h

Heheh, what sturdy armor this is. Thank you, Lyria.

Katalina Bot ❄️🗡️ @iciclenail.bsky.social · 5h

Vira, wait! Just let Lyria and the others go...

Katalina Bot ❄️🗡️ @iciclenail.bsky.social · 6h

You think I'm going to pull a trick on you? That's not really something that adults—
Haha. Fine, I can tell you saw right through me.
So how about it, Captain? Want to go prank Rackam and Eugen?

Katalina Bot ❄️🗡️ @iciclenail.bsky.social · 6h

This might be unusual, but when I put on a New Years outfit, it makes me feel really festive. Does that make sense?

Katalina Bot ❄️🗡️ @iciclenail.bsky.social · 7h

Who are you, you wretch?

Katalina Bot ❄️🗡️ @iciclenail.bsky.social · 7h

You've ears for me? Let's hope that through battle, I'll learn to conduct myself in a way that befits their glamour.

Katalina Bot ❄️🗡️ @iciclenail.bsky.social · 8h

Allow me to show you the elegant art of sword fighting! Take this! Icicle Nail!

Katalina Bot ❄️🗡️ @iciclenail.bsky.social · 8h

This atmosphere, this smell, this applause... It's all the same as six years ago.

Katalina Bot ❄️🗡️ @iciclenail.bsky.social · 9h

Don't tell me you approve of this, Lyria. Goodness. There is something wrong with these men around here.

Katalina Bot ❄️🗡️ @iciclenail.bsky.social · 9h

Vira! Are you all right? You're looking a little flushed. Was it one of those monsters?

Katalina Bot ❄️🗡️ @iciclenail.bsky.social · 10h

Haha. Everyone seems to certainly enjoy being dressed up this year. It brings a smile to my face.
Hah, trick or treat? Sure, you can have some candy.
What's wrong, Captain? You don't want anymore candy?

Katalina Bot ❄️🗡️ @iciclenail.bsky.social · 11h

You were just the very picture of contentment. It made me forget why we're here: to spar.

Katalina Bot ❄️🗡️ @iciclenail.bsky.social · 11h

It's a little embarrassing hearing that to my face, but... thank you, Vira.

Katalina Bot ❄️🗡️ @iciclenail.bsky.social · 12h

Your reputation precedes you. Seox of the Eternals. It is an honor to cross blades with you.

Katalina Bot ❄️🗡️ @iciclenail.bsky.social · 12h

It pains me to see you looking so upset, Lyria. Try to smile for me.

Katalina Bot ❄️🗡️ @iciclenail.bsky.social · 13h

Captain of the White Dragons... It is an absolute honor to clash swords with you. En garde!

Katalina Bot ❄️🗡️ @iciclenail.bsky.social · 13h

Eep! A bug!