Up early because my gorgeous son has arranged a day out for me and him at the #CheltenhamLiteratureFestival
Talks, mooching, lunch.
Talks, mooching, lunch.
October 12, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Up early because my gorgeous son has arranged a day out for me and him at the #CheltenhamLiteratureFestival
Talks, mooching, lunch.
Talks, mooching, lunch.
I'm on a bus. It's stuck by a driver going the other way on a narrow street.
I've taught 5 of the bus passengers and even the driver of the car. 😆
I've taught 5 of the bus passengers and even the driver of the car. 😆
October 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I'm on a bus. It's stuck by a driver going the other way on a narrow street.
I've taught 5 of the bus passengers and even the driver of the car. 😆
I've taught 5 of the bus passengers and even the driver of the car. 😆
Two weeks today I will be in Palma Majorca on a mini break with my mother.
The good thing about her memory going is she keeps forgetting she's going so she's delighted daily.
The good thing about her memory going is she keeps forgetting she's going so she's delighted daily.
October 5, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Two weeks today I will be in Palma Majorca on a mini break with my mother.
The good thing about her memory going is she keeps forgetting she's going so she's delighted daily.
The good thing about her memory going is she keeps forgetting she's going so she's delighted daily.
Got up, put my gym clothes on and got back into bed #LikeYouDo
October 4, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Got up, put my gym clothes on and got back into bed #LikeYouDo
So I went to London for dinner and drinks but got as far as Basingstoke because INCIDENT.
trains were a mess, so I got the Weymouth train to Southampton in the weirdest detour ever
Now on the sofa with wine from the One Stop and oven chips
trains were a mess, so I got the Weymouth train to Southampton in the weirdest detour ever
Now on the sofa with wine from the One Stop and oven chips
October 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
So I went to London for dinner and drinks but got as far as Basingstoke because INCIDENT.
trains were a mess, so I got the Weymouth train to Southampton in the weirdest detour ever
Now on the sofa with wine from the One Stop and oven chips
trains were a mess, so I got the Weymouth train to Southampton in the weirdest detour ever
Now on the sofa with wine from the One Stop and oven chips
Seems that if you wake up at 4 am and have a look, the maroon one is available in the smaller size!
Now it's going come and be too small, isn't it?
Now it's going come and be too small, isn't it?
Knitted dress update, this came and it's lovely and really soft but enormous in normal sizing and all the small sizes are sold out
October 2, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Seems that if you wake up at 4 am and have a look, the maroon one is available in the smaller size!
Now it's going come and be too small, isn't it?
Now it's going come and be too small, isn't it?
New Alan Partridge is on tomorrow night and I've been having a sniff around for "midmorning matters" type of playlists on Spotify
So accurate.
So accurate.
October 2, 2025 at 5:50 AM
New Alan Partridge is on tomorrow night and I've been having a sniff around for "midmorning matters" type of playlists on Spotify
So accurate.
So accurate.
Tea. Les doigts de poisson et sauce rouge
October 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Tea. Les doigts de poisson et sauce rouge
Had the old autumn perfume out for the first time today and rather pleasingly found myself thinking "ooh, someone smells nice here around here" all day.
October 1, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Had the old autumn perfume out for the first time today and rather pleasingly found myself thinking "ooh, someone smells nice here around here" all day.
This is sad and interesting >
I’m my wife’s carer — I won’t leave her but I want to have sex again
www.thetimes.com/article/46c8...
I’m my wife’s carer — I won’t leave her but I want to have sex again
www.thetimes.com/article/46c8...
I’m my wife’s carer — I won’t leave her but I want to have sex again
Our clinical psychologist gives her advice
www.thetimes.com
October 1, 2025 at 5:38 AM
This is sad and interesting >
I’m my wife’s carer — I won’t leave her but I want to have sex again
www.thetimes.com/article/46c8...
I’m my wife’s carer — I won’t leave her but I want to have sex again
www.thetimes.com/article/46c8...
I'd forgotten what a great show #BlueLights is.
September 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I'd forgotten what a great show #BlueLights is.
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Maybe he thinks you’re his….
eBae
I thank you. 🙏🏻
eBae
I thank you. 🙏🏻
September 30, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Maybe he thinks you’re his….
eBae
I thank you. 🙏🏻
eBae
I thank you. 🙏🏻
This really irritating bloke has bought a coat from me and he's gettingon my wick.
Sent a message saying thank you for accepting his offer.
Sent a message when I was preparing it for dispatch saying thank you that's going to look great when he goes through his dog walk.
Like now, piss off.
Sent a message saying thank you for accepting his offer.
Sent a message when I was preparing it for dispatch saying thank you that's going to look great when he goes through his dog walk.
Like now, piss off.
September 30, 2025 at 6:24 AM
This really irritating bloke has bought a coat from me and he's gettingon my wick.
Sent a message saying thank you for accepting his offer.
Sent a message when I was preparing it for dispatch saying thank you that's going to look great when he goes through his dog walk.
Like now, piss off.
Sent a message saying thank you for accepting his offer.
Sent a message when I was preparing it for dispatch saying thank you that's going to look great when he goes through his dog walk.
Like now, piss off.
People in tv dramas always have booze in decanters
September 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
People in tv dramas always have booze in decanters
Knitted dress update, this came and it's lovely and really soft but enormous in normal sizing and all the small sizes are sold out
September 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Knitted dress update, this came and it's lovely and really soft but enormous in normal sizing and all the small sizes are sold out
I'm going to win the international crisp comp with these
September 29, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I'm going to win the international crisp comp with these
Had a quick sniff round Marks & Spencer. Like these. Prob together
Bought the red as well (trousers) and then took them home and thought when am I gonna wear these?
Bought the red as well (trousers) and then took them home and thought when am I gonna wear these?
September 28, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Had a quick sniff round Marks & Spencer. Like these. Prob together
Bought the red as well (trousers) and then took them home and thought when am I gonna wear these?
Bought the red as well (trousers) and then took them home and thought when am I gonna wear these?
People in winter coats and others in vest tops.
September 28, 2025 at 1:11 PM
People in winter coats and others in vest tops.
We ended up having lunch.
September 28, 2025 at 12:34 PM
We ended up having lunch.
Every winter, I decide I want a black knitted mini dress and I never find one
I found one in French connection, but it's £120 and that's just too much
I found one in French connection, but it's £120 and that's just too much
September 28, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Every winter, I decide I want a black knitted mini dress and I never find one
I found one in French connection, but it's £120 and that's just too much
I found one in French connection, but it's £120 and that's just too much
1030 am. I'm getting the train to Bath, where a forgotten laptop will be handed over. I will then return home 9 minutes later. 🤞
September 28, 2025 at 5:51 AM
1030 am. I'm getting the train to Bath, where a forgotten laptop will be handed over. I will then return home 9 minutes later. 🤞
I'm enjoying the Michael Portillo thing on early trains.
September 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I'm enjoying the Michael Portillo thing on early trains.
I've started an audiobook about New York and it's very good.
September 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I've started an audiobook about New York and it's very good.
My son reported that drunk him cooked himself a bacon sandwich last night so he'd be ready for this morning
This is still making me laugh
This is still making me laugh
September 27, 2025 at 7:30 AM
My son reported that drunk him cooked himself a bacon sandwich last night so he'd be ready for this morning
This is still making me laugh
This is still making me laugh