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“𝙏𝙮𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡” 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙚𝙣 @icymommy.bsky.social · 14d

“Wha?”

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“𝙏𝙮𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡” 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙚𝙣 @icymommy.bsky.social · 14d

💧

“Curse may have been a bit harsh…it’s just a weird phenomenon that happens to me”

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“𝙏𝙮𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡” 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙚𝙣 @icymommy.bsky.social · 14d

“Why must I be cursed to attract cute critters”

It’s not like she minds…she just doesn’t want to admit she loves her apparent curse

“Wₕy cₐₙ ᵢ ₙₑᵥₑᵣ ᵣₑₑₗ ᵢₙ cᵤₜₑ ₚᵣᵢₙcₑₛ…”

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“𝙏𝙮𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡” 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙚𝙣 @icymommy.bsky.social · 15d

“Mmh~ Yes yes~ Revel in my arctic assets once more”

The queen’s twisted hag laugh filled the air as Raven felt on her once again…

💜~Raven~💜 @bombasticbear.bsky.social · 15d

“Glad to see you back in action, frosty tits! I missed those big blue blizzard bags of yours, and especially that huge iceberg in the back! Speaking of which~”

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“𝙏𝙮𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡” 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙚𝙣 @icymommy.bsky.social · 15d

“Expected them to melt or something? My ‘snow globes’ are never melting, silly~”

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“𝙏𝙮𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡” 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙚𝙣 @icymommy.bsky.social · 15d

Her cold home is worth it, plus believe it or not she’s…warmer than you’d expect

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“𝙏𝙮𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡” 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙚𝙣 @icymommy.bsky.social · 15d

“…Well my chest feels better, but other than that I do prefer being clothed”

“…Sadly I can’t jus wander my kingdom in only my knickers”

“𝙏𝙮𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡” 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙚𝙣 @icymommy.bsky.social · 15d

You cold queen is baaaaack—

“Fuck this damn dress!”

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“𝙏𝙮𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡” 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙚𝙣 @icymommy.bsky.social · 15d

If he can handle the cold, be her guest…

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“𝙏𝙮𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡” 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙚𝙣 @icymommy.bsky.social · Sep 4

The queen scoffs, yet blushes over the fact he’d still grope and squeeze her despite her “unsavory” form

“Hmph…you’re lucky I’m not in too much of a bad mood, or else I’d freeze you right here and now”

💜~Raven~💜 @bombasticbear.bsky.social · Sep 4

“I gave myself permission to grab your green gazonga’s”

*squueze* *squeeze*

“𝙏𝙮𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡” 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙚𝙣 @icymommy.bsky.social · Sep 4

…💢

“Did I say you could suddenly get a feel of my breast?”

“𝙏𝙮𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡” 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙚𝙣 @icymommy.bsky.social · Sep 4

…💢

“Did I say you could suddenly get a feel of my breast?”

💜~Raven~💜 @bombasticbear.bsky.social · Sep 4

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“𝙏𝙮𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡” 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙚𝙣 @icymommy.bsky.social · Sep 4

“And you’re skin isn’t blue, but I keep my eyes to myself”

And to other princes…

Matt "Hopper" Warday @gunarmgoesbrt.bsky.social · Sep 4

" I mean how can I not? You're green! "

“𝙏𝙮𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡” 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙚𝙣 @icymommy.bsky.social · Sep 4

Recently Ice Queen’s been pissing off another witch for not having a kingdom like her…but it seem like karma bit her in the ass cause she got turned into a frog for it

“…What’s with that look? The spell only lasts one day so stop ogling!”

“𝙏𝙮𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡” 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙚𝙣 @icymommy.bsky.social · Sep 4

💧

The woman is not amused by the joke

“…It’s a long story”

𝑺𝒄𝒐𝒕𝒕 𝑺𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈 @braintrothimbo.bsky.social · Sep 4

Ice Queen. 𝐖𝐡𝐲 the fuck are you 𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐧🟩❓

(Oh no. It just so happens the 'why are you green' internet bit lines up perfectly. Scott cannot resist.)

“𝙏𝙮𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡” 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙚𝙣 @icymommy.bsky.social · Sep 4

Recently Ice Queen’s been pissing off another witch for not having a kingdom like her…but it seem like karma bit her in the ass cause she got turned into a frog for it

“…What’s with that look? The spell only lasts one day so stop ogling!”

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“𝙏𝙮𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡” 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙚𝙣 @icymommy.bsky.social · Sep 4

Recently Ice Queen’s been pissing off another witch for not having a kingdom like her…but it seem like karma bit her in the ass cause she got turned into a frog for it

“…What’s with that look? The spell only lasts one day so stop ogling!”

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“𝙏𝙮𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡” 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙚𝙣 @icymommy.bsky.social · Mar 29

“First of all, rude

Second of all, how? We fight, like, every other day”

🗡 🐰-F I O N N A-🐰 🗡 @fionna-the-human.bsky.social · Mar 21

"Oh god dammit, this feels like the start to a bad hentai or some shit...
Look, lady, I dont even KNOW you!!"

“𝙏𝙮𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡” 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙚𝙣 @icymommy.bsky.social · Feb 26

Ice beams, freezing Fionna’s legs

“Fuck you! You’re the whole reason why the princes don’t want to be with me…”

Her anger swiftly turned into smugness as her subjects began carrying the frozen girl to her castle

“But don’t worry, I got a plan on how to deal with you once and for all~”

“𝙏𝙮𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡” 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙚𝙣 @icymommy.bsky.social · Mar 3

Ice Queen and @braintrothimbo.bsky.social in some random corridor in her castle. He wouldn’t stop blabbering so she shut him up the only way she knew how (outside of freezing him)

…No, Icy didn’t do it because she was craving his dick so much she was leaving a snail trail behind herself

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“𝙏𝙮𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡” 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙚𝙣 @icymommy.bsky.social · Mar 2

Possibly…

She probably wants more

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“𝙏𝙮𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡” 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙚𝙣 @icymommy.bsky.social · Mar 2

“You know what? Princes are overrated”

What made her suddenly decide that? Uhhhh…who knows 👀

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“𝙏𝙮𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡” 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙚𝙣 @icymommy.bsky.social · Feb 26

…Does adopting penguins count?

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“𝙏𝙮𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡” 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙚𝙣 @icymommy.bsky.social · Feb 26

She leaned over Tirsiak, analyzing her a bit

“You look like a princess yourself, but you lack a tiara”

“𝙏𝙮𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡” 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙚𝙣 @icymommy.bsky.social · Feb 26

💦

“Ermmm…they’re usually found in the Candy Kingdom’s borders”

She was talking about already slained game…

“Well…a prince is a boy ruling over a kingdom, I’m a Queen…which is sorta the same but I’m a grown woman instead”

🐺Unknown Specimen 4, Tirsiak🐺 @primallust.bsky.social · Feb 26

"Normal food?"

She says with confusion. Is she talking about meat?

"Do you have deer here? Or maybe some other large warm blooded creature?"

She thinks to herself and says...

"you still haven't answered my question on what a Prince is, by the way... so confusing..."

“𝙏𝙮𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡” 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙚𝙣 @icymommy.bsky.social · Feb 26

“Hmph! I have plenty of land so take some of it, just don’t eat my subjects…there’s normal food, y’know”

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“𝙏𝙮𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡” 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙚𝙣 @icymommy.bsky.social · Feb 26

Twerps💞

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“𝙏𝙮𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡” 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙚𝙣 @icymommy.bsky.social · Feb 26

“Why is it ALWAYS random peasants asking me…”

Fine. Ice Queen cake, blue old bittie making it clapping right in front of the cat…maybe if she didn’t shake it, they’re wouldn’t be too many people asking

…Why does she even do it? Is she a pervert-

“Alright. Buzz off before I freeze you”

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“𝙏𝙮𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡” 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙚𝙣 @icymommy.bsky.social · Feb 26

“Hmph! I have plenty of land so take some of it, just don’t eat my subjects…there’s normal food, y’know”

🐺Unknown Specimen 4, Tirsiak🐺 @primallust.bsky.social · Feb 26

Her yelling does put her on edge, prepared for a fight. But she it's clearly more defensive.

"And I'm not afraid either" She has a small hint of fear in her voice, an ambush predator like her needs to element of surprise so she is a bit nervous.

"But, if you'll help, I'll apologise"

“𝙏𝙮𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡” 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙚𝙣 @icymommy.bsky.social · Feb 26

“…Did I say I wasn’t gonna help? I just want a damn apology for eating one of my favorites without permission! Besides you don’t scare me”

The blue hag scoffed, hiding her slight worry

“Marshal atleast takes me out on a date…you just massacre my fluffy bird buddies”

“𝙏𝙮𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡” 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙚𝙣 @icymommy.bsky.social · Feb 26

“…Did I say I wasn’t gonna help? I just want a damn apology for eating one of my favorites without permission! Besides you don’t scare me”

The blue hag scoffed, hiding her slight worry

“Marshal atleast takes me out on a date…you just massacre my fluffy bird buddies”