Pythagorean Theorem:
Make the long side of a triangle bigger, then make the other sides bigger too and then they'll be the same.

The First Law of Thermodynamics:
You can't make anything new, and also everything will stay forever.

Moore's Law:
Computers will keep getting faster.

Schrödinger's Thought Experiment:
If you poison a cat and put it into a box and seal the lid it might be fine.

Newton's First Law of Motion:
Things will probably only move when they're already moving.

Maslow's Hierarchy:
Self-actualization is the last thing anybody needs.