Claire Elyse Brosseau
@idontrememoir.bsky.social
Suing the feds for violating the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms. I’ve been confined for years. What fun! Writer. Actor. Comic. Speaker. Skillionaire. Retired. idontrememoir.substack.com
I’d recently done a round of shock therapy. No memory= I don’t know what/when I write. I found this recording from 2019. I read it with fresh eyes here and last night. Just 4mins of audio w.Jamillah Ross. I made myself laugh so hard last night. I’m a big fan of my jokes #MAID #comedy #mentalillness
If This Doesn’t Convince The Canadian Government to give me MAID MI-SUMC, Nothing Will.
Let’s give me a big round of applause.
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November 7, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I’d recently done a round of shock therapy. No memory= I don’t know what/when I write. I found this recording from 2019. I read it with fresh eyes here and last night. Just 4mins of audio w.Jamillah Ross. I made myself laugh so hard last night. I’m a big fan of my jokes #MAID #comedy #mentalillness
Punchier than ever. You’re welcome.
November 6, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Punchier than ever. You’re welcome.
Whoever told you that money doesn’t buy happiness is trying to sell you something.
Put Your Money Where My Mouth Is
Money most certainly does buy happiness: There’s now a face on Mount IdontRememore.
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November 3, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Whoever told you that money doesn’t buy happiness is trying to sell you something.
I got my first founding member, I love stuff, and I’m normal.
Put Your Money Where My Mouth Is
Money most certainly does buy happiness: There’s now a face on Mount IdontRememore.
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November 2, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I got my first founding member, I love stuff, and I’m normal.
Should I write a sequel called, "Medium-Sized Women"? I feel like it's what LMA would've wanted, am I right literary nerds in the back.
October 30, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Should I write a sequel called, "Medium-Sized Women"? I feel like it's what LMA would've wanted, am I right literary nerds in the back.
Ever wonder what it feels like to never get article-reading blue-balled by a shitty paywall? Me too. If you don’t have to live that way, don’t. You CAN have it all.
Claire Elyse Brosseau (@idontrememoir)
I will not dress up like a witch this Halloween, so here’s my face on a Rebecca Nurse’s body. Read all about it.
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October 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Ever wonder what it feels like to never get article-reading blue-balled by a shitty paywall? Me too. If you don’t have to live that way, don’t. You CAN have it all.
Once I was in a Rogers commercial, but I couldn’t pay my Rogers bill. They were all, “pay me”. But I was like, “no you pay me, then I’ll pay you”. They did pay me, and then I gave them their money back. You’re welcome, Rogers Centre. #BlueJays #WorldSeries #Canada
October 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Once I was in a Rogers commercial, but I couldn’t pay my Rogers bill. They were all, “pay me”. But I was like, “no you pay me, then I’ll pay you”. They did pay me, and then I gave them their money back. You’re welcome, Rogers Centre. #BlueJays #WorldSeries #Canada
October 18, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Brendon Little needs jewelry. @torontobluejays.bsky.social have a sick jewelry game. And #Toronto loves rings. #TorontoBlueJays #BlueJays @sportsnet590thefan.bsky.social @snblair.bsky.social
October 18, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Brendon Little needs jewelry. @torontobluejays.bsky.social have a sick jewelry game. And #Toronto loves rings. #TorontoBlueJays #BlueJays @sportsnet590thefan.bsky.social @snblair.bsky.social
I will not dress like a witch this Halloween, so this is my face on a Rebecca Nurse’s body. #Halloween
October 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I will not dress like a witch this Halloween, so this is my face on a Rebecca Nurse’s body. #Halloween
One thing 100% of people agree on: You can mash. You can Monster Mash. After all, it was a graveyard smash.
A Jolly Good Banger Which Nobody Can Deny
NOBODY.
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October 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
One thing 100% of people agree on: You can mash. You can Monster Mash. After all, it was a graveyard smash.
October 4, 2025 at 10:35 PM
7 Days of No Article-Reading Blue-Balls. Extra vids, pix, jokes, On Wax, Not In The New Yorker. Don’t think you can’t have it all. You can. Just remember to wear sock-garters, as your socks will surely be blown-off. *dancehall airhorn
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Suing the feds for violating the Charter of Rights. Comic. Actor. Writer. Skillionaire. Retired. Click to read A Clichéd Work of Staggering Mediocrity, by Claire Elyse Brosseau, a Substack publication...
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September 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
7 Days of No Article-Reading Blue-Balls. Extra vids, pix, jokes, On Wax, Not In The New Yorker. Don’t think you can’t have it all. You can. Just remember to wear sock-garters, as your socks will surely be blown-off. *dancehall airhorn
Today is World Suicide Prevention Day. The theme is “Change The Narrative”. Consider 1st hand knowledge: the dangers of not actually listening to ppl like me, with SMI/SPMI. This piece debunks myths about us from those who don’t. Learn. Reach out. Listen. Talk. #WorldSuicidePreventionDay #WSPD2025
An Open Letter To Jesse Brown And Canadaland.
Please do not become Joe Rogan.
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September 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Today is World Suicide Prevention Day. The theme is “Change The Narrative”. Consider 1st hand knowledge: the dangers of not actually listening to ppl like me, with SMI/SPMI. This piece debunks myths about us from those who don’t. Learn. Reach out. Listen. Talk. #WorldSuicidePreventionDay #WSPD2025
Why do ppl keep saying they’d trust heroin addicts over RFK for health information? How is it relevant? There are all types of substance abusers, and they certainly aren’t all idiots. Neither are they advertising their advice. Someone pls explain, or is this an echo chamber?
September 9, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Why do ppl keep saying they’d trust heroin addicts over RFK for health information? How is it relevant? There are all types of substance abusers, and they certainly aren’t all idiots. Neither are they advertising their advice. Someone pls explain, or is this an echo chamber?
People expect so much from AI. Jeez. It’s only human.
September 1, 2025 at 10:44 PM
People expect so much from AI. Jeez. It’s only human.
I genuinely thought Canadaland was still a thing.
Claire Elyse Brosseau (@idontrememoir)
Re: Canadaland. It feels like I got tricked into liking Insane Clown Posse, and I made sure to publish my feelings about being a Juggalo.
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August 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I genuinely thought Canadaland was still a thing.
Oh, #Canadaland. Your episode on #MAID is littered with misinformation. Please debunk the myths. Please read this open letter and reconsider the ep. It wasn’t fact-checked or questioned. It’s propaganda. It’s unsafe. @jessebrown.bsky.social You are better than this. Don’t go Joe Rogan on us.
An Open Letter To Jesse Brown And Canadaland.
Please do not become Joe Rogan.
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August 14, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Oh, #Canadaland. Your episode on #MAID is littered with misinformation. Please debunk the myths. Please read this open letter and reconsider the ep. It wasn’t fact-checked or questioned. It’s propaganda. It’s unsafe. @jessebrown.bsky.social You are better than this. Don’t go Joe Rogan on us.
When I lived in LA, I saw Glen Danzig at House of Pies. His nails were manicured like claws and I was like damn this guy’s legit.
August 13, 2025 at 3:40 AM
When I lived in LA, I saw Glen Danzig at House of Pies. His nails were manicured like claws and I was like damn this guy’s legit.
… like this open-minded/open-hearted person?
July 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
… like this open-minded/open-hearted person?
If you don’t understand why, can you please try? #cdnpolitics #canadianpoli @cmadocs.bsky.social @ca.theconversation.com #MAID MI-SUMC
🙏🏻 @thestar.com
🙏🏻 @thestar.com
Claire Elyse Brosseau (@idontrememoir)
Thank you Sandra Martin and the Toronto Star.
Start spreading the news.
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July 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
If you don’t understand why, can you please try? #cdnpolitics #canadianpoli @cmadocs.bsky.social @ca.theconversation.com #MAID MI-SUMC
🙏🏻 @thestar.com
🙏🏻 @thestar.com
Thank you Sandra Martin and The Toronto Star. @thestar.com
#MAID MI-SUMC #CdnPoli @ca.theconversation.com @mark-carney.bsky.social @maid-in-canada.bsky.social @canadahealthwatch.ca #CanadianPolitics #EqualRights #CanadaHealth
#MAID MI-SUMC #CdnPoli @ca.theconversation.com @mark-carney.bsky.social @maid-in-canada.bsky.social @canadahealthwatch.ca #CanadianPolitics #EqualRights #CanadaHealth
MAiD: One woman’s legal challenge to get the care she hopes for
Claire Elyse Brosseau, tall and elegant, in her skinny jeans, black turtleneck sweater and brown slippers, opened the door in late January, holding a miniature slate-grey Maltese poodle named Olive.
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July 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Thank you Sandra Martin and The Toronto Star. @thestar.com
#MAID MI-SUMC #CdnPoli @ca.theconversation.com @mark-carney.bsky.social @maid-in-canada.bsky.social @canadahealthwatch.ca #CanadianPolitics #EqualRights #CanadaHealth
#MAID MI-SUMC #CdnPoli @ca.theconversation.com @mark-carney.bsky.social @maid-in-canada.bsky.social @canadahealthwatch.ca #CanadianPolitics #EqualRights #CanadaHealth
My entire life, psychiatrists and doctors saved my life. In the end, it only took three days to completely unravel everything. The doctors and committees involved are beyond unethical, and an embarrassment to their profession at best. They ended me. @ @canadahealthwatch.ca @camhnews.bsky.social
Claire Elyse Brosseau on Substack
There’s a gap in medical education: the psychological aftermath of physical restraints. I implore medical educators and psychiatry residents to consider this.
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July 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
My entire life, psychiatrists and doctors saved my life. In the end, it only took three days to completely unravel everything. The doctors and committees involved are beyond unethical, and an embarrassment to their profession at best. They ended me. @ @canadahealthwatch.ca @camhnews.bsky.social
Happy #CanadaDay 🇨🇦 May you all enjoy the rights promised to you in the Charter. People who suffer from severe and persistent #mentalillness like me, are not worthy of them.
#MAID MI-SUMC #cdnpoli @mark-carney.bsky.social @cdnhumanrights.bsky.social @ca.theconversation.com @canadahealthwatch.ca
#MAID MI-SUMC #cdnpoli @mark-carney.bsky.social @cdnhumanrights.bsky.social @ca.theconversation.com @canadahealthwatch.ca
July 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Happy #CanadaDay 🇨🇦 May you all enjoy the rights promised to you in the Charter. People who suffer from severe and persistent #mentalillness like me, are not worthy of them.
#MAID MI-SUMC #cdnpoli @mark-carney.bsky.social @cdnhumanrights.bsky.social @ca.theconversation.com @canadahealthwatch.ca
#MAID MI-SUMC #cdnpoli @mark-carney.bsky.social @cdnhumanrights.bsky.social @ca.theconversation.com @canadahealthwatch.ca