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Thumpermon W-T-F

@ihatehandls.bsky.social

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Gamer/data nerd/transplant recipient/ripped huge strong dude with glorious beard A wise man knows that which he does not know. And I don’t know a lot. Steam: Thumper81 Xbox: VikingBrother81 Switch: SW-1522-8147-5908 Twitch: ThumpkinPie

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Thumpermon W-T-F @ihatehandls.bsky.social · Jan 5

Seriously. Consider organ donation. Give the gift of a 1-up to fellow gamers.

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Thumpermon W-T-F @ihatehandls.bsky.social · 5h

I’m on Team Otter. Sorry, surfers.

Thumpermon W-T-F @ihatehandls.bsky.social · 6h

Damn. Alabama really takes that sex toy ban seriously.

Thumpermon W-T-F @ihatehandls.bsky.social · 6h

Why didn’t he give himself a different crown? This looks like one of those Burger King crowns.

Thumpermon W-T-F @ihatehandls.bsky.social · 8h

Quite possibly one of the best insanity effects in Eternal Darkness

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Thumpermon W-T-F @ihatehandls.bsky.social · 8h

The Jewish space lasers on the 5090 are totally overrated.

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Thumpermon W-T-F @ihatehandls.bsky.social · 8h

I’m going to buy a new weather control device with the money I got from protesting!

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Thumpermon W-T-F @ihatehandls.bsky.social · 10h

Well, ackshually, I wasn’t disrespecting your opinion. I was telling you why it was objectively wrong.

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Thumpermon W-T-F @ihatehandls.bsky.social · 11h

He obviously didn’t have a strong bond with his beard. It doesn’t even sparkle!

Thumpermon W-T-F @ihatehandls.bsky.social · 11h

Serious question: If we were getting lunch and something like this happened, would a better question to ask be “You want me to say something now or call up here later?”

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Thumpermon W-T-F @ihatehandls.bsky.social · 11h

a close up of a man 's face with a beard looking at the camera with a surprised look on his face .

ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a beard looking at the camera with a surprised look on his face .

media.tenor.com

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Thumpermon W-T-F @ihatehandls.bsky.social · 12h

Haha! I had a doctor asking me about a procedure that my medical notes said I had (same doctor now that I think about it). I remember telling him “No, seriously. We had discussed that, but I can promise you I would remember if I actually had another surgery”

Thumpermon W-T-F @ihatehandls.bsky.social · 14h

My doctor said something about using ChatGPT for taking patient notes. The next visit I had with him I brought a bible and made him swear he was paying attention in case it did something weird, at least with my notes.

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Thumpermon W-T-F @ihatehandls.bsky.social · 14h

WHERE IS THE BEARD SALON?!!

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Thumpermon W-T-F @ihatehandls.bsky.social · 18h

Just want to throw in a reminder that Vance said something very similar when one of Elon’s DOGE gerbils quit over some out of pocket stuff he posted and got rehired.

Thumpermon W-T-F @ihatehandls.bsky.social · 19h

This is so cool! I can nag you about drawing and teach Spanish at the same time! It’s like I’m lovable, furry Grover!

a young boy is talking to a blue sesame street puppet .

Alt: Grover asks a child why he doesn’t see any drawings.

media.tenor.com

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Thumpermon W-T-F @ihatehandls.bsky.social · 20h

I call shenanigans on stunning Pokemon and

A: Not hearing a booming voice saying “CAPTURE HIM/HER”
2: Not being able to perform any Naughty Bear-ish fatalities

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Thumpermon W-T-F @ihatehandls.bsky.social · 20h

Absolutely! They nailed it the first time. It would be interesting to compare the boss fights to see if they’re any easier/harder with them just having a big HP pool as opposed to having less HP but regenerating in the OG versions of the Dragon Warrior games

Thumpermon W-T-F @ihatehandls.bsky.social · 20h

This the same governor whose COVID policies resulted in my heart condition going from really annoying but manageable to putting me in a hospice facility? Just stop talking, Ron.

Resistbot @resist.bot · 20h

“The Governor’s comments come as policymakers estimate that more than a million Floridians are poised to lose coverage this year.”

Ron DeSantis says people under 50 don’t have much use for comprehensive health insurance

'Catastrophic care' should be enough for them.

floridapolitics.com

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Thumpermon W-T-F @ihatehandls.bsky.social · 20h

I can make my own AI that can lock doors and shit, thanks.

Thumpermon W-T-F @ihatehandls.bsky.social · 20h

I love that aside from some quality of life improvements and making it much prettier, there hasn’t been an awful lot done to the games. You get the nostalgia and a more modern feel

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Thumpermon W-T-F @ihatehandls.bsky.social · 21h

Just in case you have a Ring camera and, maybe, don’t want to be opted in

arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025...

Ring cameras are about to get increasingly chummy with law enforcement

Amazon’s Ring partners with company whose tech has reportedly been used by ICE.

arstechnica.com

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Thumpermon W-T-F @ihatehandls.bsky.social · 21h

I have to say all the news coverage is making Portland seem like such a cool place to live.

Thumpermon W-T-F @ihatehandls.bsky.social · 22h

Dónde está el dibujo para hoy?

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Thumpermon W-T-F @ihatehandls.bsky.social · 22h

I’m stuck on the boss that sort of turns into a killer piňata. 😣

Thumpermon W-T-F @ihatehandls.bsky.social · 22h

We’re retiring FAFO. DeSantis ruined it for everyone just like Trump did with daddy.