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☆☆𝐀𝐖 𝐁𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐔𝐈𝐓𝐒☆☆ @heelerdxd.bsky.social · Nov 16

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♡ 𝘽𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙩 𝙃𝙚𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙧 ♡

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GUT PAPI @gutterstripes.bsky.social · Mar 27

"Woah woah... easy there dork."

-Gunter "Gut" Iowa-
-Pan, any hole's a goal-
-Large, Lecherous, Lengthy-
-Likes beer, hates light-weights.-
-Looking for bedwarmers, sissies, PAWG's.

-"C'mon over already, n' bring booze too,"

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CONKER. The Red Squirrel. @ihuntstuds.bsky.social · Jun 1

He's... Dying. He needs...

He... Needs... Bunny. 🥀

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CONKER. The Red Squirrel. @ihuntstuds.bsky.social · May 31

Money DOES make the world go 'round doesn't it, toots?

Just wait, he could show her to his special room that he only takes his finest honies to.

He calls it the RedShack, for no real reason.

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝓙𝐔𝐃𝐘 ❤︎ @hoppskotch.bsky.social · May 31

even so, it would seem that he
felt the need to want to roleplay
today .

and a cop of all things .

what sort of cosmic message
was she even getting right now ?

swallowing her pride , she
continues to misbehave .

CONKER. The Red Squirrel. @ihuntstuds.bsky.social · May 31

Don't worry about it, girl. Bitches be talking and saying people look like everybody.

Regardless, he's got handcuffs and he's NOT afraid to use them on her.

Y'know, for a cool million, obviously.

CONKER. The Red Squirrel. @ihuntstuds.bsky.social · May 31

Don't worry about it, girl. Bitches be talking and saying people look like everybody.

Regardless, he's got handcuffs and he's NOT afraid to use them on her.

Y'know, for a cool million, obviously.

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝓙𝐔𝐃𝐘 ❤︎ @hoppskotch.bsky.social · May 31

⠀

she's been getting called a cop
a bunch lately . she doesn't know
why it's been annoying her so
much .

but anyway she does not have
such a uniform .

⠀

CONKER. The Red Squirrel. @ihuntstuds.bsky.social · May 31

He is so fuckin' lucky.

He can't decide if he wants that bunny booty in his face or his lap!

Y'know what, we're well overdue for a sixty-nine.

Best of both worlds, honestly.

Maybe they could add some "spice" to it. Does she got a cop uniform, by chance?

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CONKER. The Red Squirrel. @ihuntstuds.bsky.social · May 31

He is so fuckin' lucky.

He can't decide if he wants that bunny booty in his face or his lap!

Y'know what, we're well overdue for a sixty-nine.

Best of both worlds, honestly.

Maybe they could add some "spice" to it. Does she got a cop uniform, by chance?

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ᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝓙𝐔𝐃𝐘 ❤︎ @hoppskotch.bsky.social · May 14

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CONKER. The Red Squirrel. @ihuntstuds.bsky.social · May 31

That bunny is so, fucking, F I N E.
🫦

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Alessio Toscano @professoral.bsky.social · Oct 20

❝ 𝑨𝒏𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒁𝒆𝒓𝒐? ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀

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𝑨𝒏𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒎 𝒔𝒕𝒖𝒅𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝑰'𝒍𝒍 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒑𝒖𝒏𝒊𝒔𝒉. 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒏𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒏. . . ❞

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CONKER. The Red Squirrel. @ihuntstuds.bsky.social · May 31

You think he's sleazy and brutish now, just WAIT until he's sloshed off the alcohol he drinks and you'll wish he was sober!!

Y'know, unless him being drunk is your "thing", you weirdo. 💕

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CONKER. The Red Squirrel. @ihuntstuds.bsky.social · May 30

The safe beeped a few times and popped open, revealing its treasures: diamonds!

More specifically, a diamond encrusted silk lingerie set with matching piercings of all varieties.

" Do me a favor and get that on for me, I've been waiting for the right girl to try it on and you're that girl. "

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝓙𝐔𝐃𝐘 ❤︎ @hoppskotch.bsky.social · May 30

giving him the ever perfect view of her walking
away . only to bend over and do as he had asked .

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ᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝓙𝐔𝐃𝐘 ❤︎ @hoppskotch.bsky.social · May 29

after a few more seconds of oral balltugging, she
pulls herself back, dragging her tongue all the way
up to the apex of his physical arousal .

swirling around it's cute head and finishing off with
a kiss .

`` 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢 𝘵𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳, 𝙨𝙞𝙧~ ``

CONKER. The Red Squirrel. @ihuntstuds.bsky.social · May 29

He's running his hands through his fur, trying not to go absolutely insane from her experienced mouth on his nuts.

He began to shake before he grabbed her head and gulped, remembering they still had to go to the hotel itself.

" Holy fffuck, Judy! You need to relax, we got all night! Damn... "

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝓙𝐔𝐃𝐘 ❤︎ @hoppskotch.bsky.social · May 29

well, he paid for good service .

and someone with her work ethic was going to
earn every BIT of that fat stack he had given her .

and yes , she did mean 𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙔 bit .

slowly popping another one in, and out, and in
again . all while making sure he heard those
expertly made POPPING noises .

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CONKER. The Red Squirrel. @ihuntstuds.bsky.social · May 30

He's a benevolent leader!

He just is grouchy in the morning until he gets his dick sucked.

It's like his morning coffee, y'know? Or, in this case, his glass of milk!

CONKER. The Red Squirrel. @ihuntstuds.bsky.social · May 29

" I'll enjoy it as much as I damn well please, bitch! "

SMACK! his hand goes across her ass, returning that lovely smirk with a wink and a loving nibble on her inner cleavage.

He's playing along too, being mysterious.

" Why don't you go over to the safe in the wall and punch in 2-4-7-1 for me? "

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝓙𝐔𝐃𝐘 ❤︎ @hoppskotch.bsky.social · May 29

and the entire time, she does
nothing but encourage his bad
behavior with nothing but that
sexy smirk .

throwing the added bonus of
shaking that rump over that
shaft .

“ GOODNESS gracious, sir~
aren't you enjoying this a
bit too much ~? ”

⠀

CONKER. The Red Squirrel. @ihuntstuds.bsky.social · May 29

He is 𝗿𝗼𝗰𝗸 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱 against her chubby bunny butt, groaning with nothing but bliss in his voice as he gets the absolute best thing he could ever imagine: Judy's tits in his face while he's humping against her ass.

He's got hearts in his eyes, casually counting how many times her boobs hit him.

💰💰💰

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CONKER. The Red Squirrel. @ihuntstuds.bsky.social · May 29

He is 𝗿𝗼𝗰𝗸 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱 against her chubby bunny butt, groaning with nothing but bliss in his voice as he gets the absolute best thing he could ever imagine: Judy's tits in his face while he's humping against her ass.

He's got hearts in his eyes, casually counting how many times her boobs hit him.

💰💰💰

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝓙𝐔𝐃𝐘 ❤︎ @hoppskotch.bsky.social · May 29

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a sexy little giggle, guiding
him backwards to what she
could make out to be some
fancy leather chair .

taking her rightful place on
his lap and giving him as he
had asked .

a face full of rabbit titty .

and yes, she did indeed shake
them against his cheeks too .

⠀

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CONKER. The Red Squirrel. @ihuntstuds.bsky.social · May 29

--- but he wants to motorboat her tits.

" Judy... I need your breasts in my face. I'll give you another thousand each time you smack them against me. "

What a lewd man, but he knows what he wants.

" We'll do your favorite position after, promise. I'd love nothing more; honestly! "

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CONKER. The Red Squirrel. @ihuntstuds.bsky.social · May 29

He's in awe. Genuine awe.

" Wooow baby, BERRI doesn't even make me feel this way... You are positively -spellbinding- Judy. "

As crude as it is, he's right. His own girlfriend has never made him feel this before. Something's special about her.

He has a dream, call him a chauvinist if you want; --

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝓙𝐔𝐃𝐘 ❤︎ @hoppskotch.bsky.social · May 29

⠀
ask and he shall receive .

gently pushing him out of the
elevator and slowly following
suit, her zip apart dress slowly
falls to the floor of his
penthouse .

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CONKER. The Red Squirrel. @ihuntstuds.bsky.social · May 29

He smashed the button with his hand, sending them shooting up to the 305th floor, his VIP suite.

" God, you know how to leave a guy breathless... Judy, let me see your beautiful body again. "

He just wanted to see her tits, the bastard. He has a lewd dream he's always wanted to fulfill...

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝓙𝐔𝐃𝐘 ❤︎ @hoppskotch.bsky.social · May 29

her making out ceased when
he willed it to . her impatient
hand once again going to cup
him through his shorts once
again .

violet eyes locking onto those
scary, but beautiful blues of
his .

“ 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘿𝙊𝙉'𝙏 ~ ”

⠀

CONKER. The Red Squirrel. @ihuntstuds.bsky.social · May 29

Firstly, wow.

Secondly, he's SLAPPING both of his hands to her doughy behind as the doors closed. He's digging his fingers in deep, squeezing it so hard that he's likely lifting her up.

" Judy... I don't think I'll be able to let go of you after this. "

God, her lips are perfect pillowy dreams...

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CONKER. The Red Squirrel. @ihuntstuds.bsky.social · May 29

Firstly, wow.

Secondly, he's SLAPPING both of his hands to her doughy behind as the doors closed. He's digging his fingers in deep, squeezing it so hard that he's likely lifting her up.

" Judy... I don't think I'll be able to let go of you after this. "

God, her lips are perfect pillowy dreams...

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝓙𝐔𝐃𝐘 ❤︎ @hoppskotch.bsky.social · May 29

it was amazing to see that he had such self
control . though, Judy was far less able to
hold back the need to earn her pay .

because the moment those doors opened, the
squirrel would find himself pinned against the
wall , with a rather 𝐅𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐃 rabbit pinning
her lips to those of his .

CONKER. The Red Squirrel. @ihuntstuds.bsky.social · May 29

He does enjoy having her cleavage on his arm, but he must move quickly or else he'll lose his inhibitions and just plow her right now.

" We'll take the elevator that's just mine, that way nobody bothers us. "

He flashed his golden keyring, bringing her to the special elevator before unlocking it.

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CONKER. The Red Squirrel. @ihuntstuds.bsky.social · May 29

He does enjoy having her cleavage on his arm, but he must move quickly or else he'll lose his inhibitions and just plow her right now.

" We'll take the elevator that's just mine, that way nobody bothers us. "

He flashed his golden keyring, bringing her to the special elevator before unlocking it.

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝓙𝐔𝐃𝐘 ❤︎ @hoppskotch.bsky.social · May 29

and with that, she follows him .

grabbing onto his arm, immediately bringing
it between her cleavage and following him along
to wherever he may have lead her to .

`` whenever you are ~ ``

CONKER. The Red Squirrel. @ihuntstuds.bsky.social · May 29

" Sir? That's new, I could get used to that. "

He climbed out of the car and pulled his shorts up, still obviously full mast as he walks around to the other side of the car and opens the door.

" Shall we, cutiebutt? I owe you a gorgeous view of the city and some sex to go with it. "

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CONKER. The Red Squirrel. @ihuntstuds.bsky.social · May 29

" Sir? That's new, I could get used to that. "

He climbed out of the car and pulled his shorts up, still obviously full mast as he walks around to the other side of the car and opens the door.

" Shall we, cutiebutt? I owe you a gorgeous view of the city and some sex to go with it. "

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝓙𝐔𝐃𝐘 ❤︎ @hoppskotch.bsky.social · May 29

after a few more seconds of oral balltugging, she
pulls herself back, dragging her tongue all the way
up to the apex of his physical arousal .

swirling around it's cute head and finishing off with
a kiss .

`` 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢 𝘵𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳, 𝙨𝙞𝙧~ ``

CONKER. The Red Squirrel. @ihuntstuds.bsky.social · May 29

He's running his hands through his fur, trying not to go absolutely insane from her experienced mouth on his nuts.

He began to shake before he grabbed her head and gulped, remembering they still had to go to the hotel itself.

" Holy fffuck, Judy! You need to relax, we got all night! Damn... "

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CONKER. The Red Squirrel. @ihuntstuds.bsky.social · May 29

He's running his hands through his fur, trying not to go absolutely insane from her experienced mouth on his nuts.

He began to shake before he grabbed her head and gulped, remembering they still had to go to the hotel itself.

" Holy fffuck, Judy! You need to relax, we got all night! Damn... "

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝓙𝐔𝐃𝐘 ❤︎ @hoppskotch.bsky.social · May 29

well, he paid for good service .

and someone with her work ethic was going to
earn every BIT of that fat stack he had given her .

and yes , she did mean 𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙔 bit .

slowly popping another one in, and out, and in
again . all while making sure he heard those
expertly made POPPING noises .

CONKER. The Red Squirrel. @ihuntstuds.bsky.social · May 29

He audibly moaned and grabbed his head, surprised with her slobbering on his orbs so readily. He grit his teeth and his cock throbbed, literally firing a rope of precum from pure arousal.

Looks like Judy found his weakness: oral ballsack worship.

" Judy, huh? Gorgeous name, hooooooly moly... "

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CONKER. The Red Squirrel. @ihuntstuds.bsky.social · May 29

He audibly moaned and grabbed his head, surprised with her slobbering on his orbs so readily. He grit his teeth and his cock throbbed, literally firing a rope of precum from pure arousal.

Looks like Judy found his weakness: oral ballsack worship.

" Judy, huh? Gorgeous name, hooooooly moly... "

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝓙𝐔𝐃𝐘 ❤︎ @hoppskotch.bsky.social · May 29

though she was too busy gobbling up one of
those spermsacks to answer his question outright ,

she DID have a hand free .

and with that hand, as best as she was able, drew
the four letters that made up her name . tugging,
sucking, orally admiring the taste he had to offer .

CONKER. The Red Squirrel. @ihuntstuds.bsky.social · May 29

She's a heavenly sight, leaning back and moving the seat to adjust a little.

" I never got your name, babygirl. Do me a favor and tell me who I have the pleasure of spending some time with while you give my 'fellas' down there some kisses, would'ya? "

Just a little kissing then they'll head up...

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CONKER. The Red Squirrel. @ihuntstuds.bsky.social · May 29

She's a heavenly sight, leaning back and moving the seat to adjust a little.

" I never got your name, babygirl. Do me a favor and tell me who I have the pleasure of spending some time with while you give my 'fellas' down there some kisses, would'ya? "

Just a little kissing then they'll head up...

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝓙𝐔𝐃𝐘 ❤︎ @hoppskotch.bsky.social · May 29

and after the long awaited reveal, she was just
as happy to see it . her gaze swapping back &
forth between his own gaze and that throbbing
slab of squirrel schlong in his lap .

slowly lowering self to his base and shoving her
cold nose into where his shaft had met those
hanging fruits .

⇩⇩

CONKER. The Red Squirrel. @ihuntstuds.bsky.social · May 29

" Heavy, huh? Think you can handle it all, dollface? Let's see what those lips can do before we head up, okay? "

He's not some kind of one-pump-chump, he's definitely packed with libido to spare.

He slid his shorts down his knees and let his throbbing dick free; jumping as if happy to see her.