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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 2d

An O Group realtor showing up to sell you a house at 9:30 a.m. on a Tuesday #SellingSunset

a woman in a gold dress is standing in an elevator with her hands on her hips and says or maybe this

Alt: a woman in a gold dress and a giant gold headpiece is standing in an elevator with her hands on her hips and twirls around and says “or…maybe this?”

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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 2d

*unliking lol this show made me so mad #RHOC

ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 2d

Ok Tamra Grudge make me chuckle #RHOC

a man with a beard is pointing at the camera and saying `` i give it to ya , you got me there '' .

Alt: a man with a beard is pointing at the camera and saying `` i give it to ya , you got me there '' .

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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 2d

These dingbats don’t know how polygraphs or liking and liking posts work #RHOC

a man in a suit and tie is saying " that 's not how it works "

Alt: Seth Meyers at his late night desk saying " that 's not how it works "

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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 2d

Why don’t you say what you DO believe then, Gretchen? Again she keeps saying this isn’t how she feels, but say trans women are women. Say queer, say anything affirmative about the communities you’ve hurt! #RHOC

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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 2d

When Gretchen responded to my comment calling her out on a bravo fan IG account, I said she could easily just prove her heart by posting a very enthusiastic pro queer & trans post (If that’s where her values truly lie) But she hasn’t posted any of that, so she’s just a post liking bigot. #RHOC

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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 2d

For sure. But he was trying to also come across as unbothered when he was clearly all bothered lol

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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 2d

I apparently memory-wiped the fact that Bre named her son Legendary, it was too traumatic, but now I have to learn it all over again 😭 #SellingSunset

a man in a suit and tie says " legen wait for it dary " while another man looks on

Alt: Barney from How I Met Your Mother in a suit and tie says " legen..:wait for it…dary " and raises his hand to high five Ted

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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 3d

a sloth is laying in a hammock with the words `` how about '' written above it .

Alt: a sloth is laying in a hammock and slowly turns while saying `` how about…NO ''

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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 3d

A musical act? Basketball? Basketball because of a scene from the show that didn’t air? Like what was going on??

ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 3d

Like is a magician up next or

ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 3d

Why tf is a basketball player here, is this a telethon #LoveIsBlind

a man in a zebra print sweater is holding a cup of coffee and says what 's going on

Alt: David from Schitt’s Crewk in a zebra print sweater is holding a cup of coffee, gestures broadly while looking distressed and says “what 's going on”

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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 3d

It is sorta hilarious Patrick wanted back a ring he didn’t actually buy #LoveIsBlind

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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 3d

Yeah now I remember her classic “makeout and jump on him which means breaking up with him and never talking to him again”

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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 3d

This is the most I’ve ever liked Jordan, but he really needs to just eat the chicken like a human #LoveIsBlind

a painting of a very fat man with the words y tho above him

Alt: a painting of a very fat medieval clergyman asking “y tho” flashing

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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 3d

Anton dressed like the Reunion was blind, too #LoveIsBlind

ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 3d

Cheeseburger empanadas created by the whitest lady you know launching with a 1950’s sock hop, yup makes sense, no notes #SellingSunset

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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 4d

If you see this, post 4 female characters you love.

Amelie from Amelie. She’s looking whimsical with short bangs under an umbrella

Carol King as the witch in Princess Bride
“Have fun storming the castle” is what I tell all my attorneys leaving for court

Kate McKinnon as Broken Barbie. Only god can judge her, but her hair sprouts in all directions

The weirdo girl witches from The Craft. This was more aspirational for me as a youngster

ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 4d

I won’t take Lisa seriously until she puts grenadine on oysters, strips down to her undies, and tries to swim to shore #RHOSLC

Rocky from below deck early seasons, who jumped off of the boat rather than quit like a human being

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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 4d

Britani must be flirting with that infant deck hand because she heard her daughter calling #RHOSLC

ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 4d

Did Bronwyn think the super yacht did not provide life preservers to the guests?? #RHOSLC

Bronwyn in a bright yellow dress that has a puffy inflatable waist that looks a lot like a life preserver. But it probably costs more than your house

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National Hurricane Center @nhc-atlantic.extwitter.link · 4d

12PM Update: The eye of #Melissa is approaching the southwestern coast of Jamaica. STAY IN YOUR SHELTER! For the latest visit http://hurricanes.gov https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G4XAWx0WkAAUTrh.png

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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 5d

Max cuddles jellyfish and breaks his own dick on the boat. And he’s the competent one. #BelowDeckMed

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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 6d

I’m pointing out it’s weird for them to accuse her of still being married but also apparently chasing another man like she’s single 🤷‍♀️

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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 6d

So is she not divorced from her husband, or is she chasing Chris Samuels?? #RHOP

a cartoon of two spidermans standing in front of a nypd van

Alt: a cartoon of two spidermans standing in front of a nypd van pointing at each other

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