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lover of animals, law, and garbage tv. She/her; “everywhere she went, including here, was against her better judgment”
She wasn’t killed, she was murdered
January 7, 2026 at 6:38 PM
LVP in her dressage instructor era #VPR #VanderpumpRules
January 7, 2026 at 2:22 AM
The plot could use a little work, right now it’s just a bunch of ladies talk shit to each other while swirling their arms #RHOSLC
January 7, 2026 at 1:52 AM
My cats would really love these earrings #RHOSLC
January 7, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Me, awkwardly to a straight couple:

So, which of you is the Shane and which is the Ilya?
#HeatedRivalry
January 6, 2026 at 5:16 AM
The “special place” conundrum
January 6, 2026 at 3:20 AM
I’m so sorry if you’re going through it now, but I agree 💯. My folks know where my documents are, but all that stuff is in the only bright red folder.
January 6, 2026 at 3:20 AM
“I shouldn’t have said you were evicted. Maybe I meant you were thrown out for not paying rent” - the spirit of Katie Rost #RHOP
a woman says i 'm sorry that i said you were dumb on bravo
Alt: Katie Rost says “i 'm sorry that i said you were dumb, maybe i meant that you’re stupid, I don’t know”
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 1:44 AM
“Legally dubious” is quite the way to say “wildly fucking illegal”
January 3, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Yikes
January 1, 2026 at 4:17 PM
It was my favorite of the three but it could just be my strong Glenn Close bias showing (and the priest was an excellent anchor)
December 31, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Absolute legend
December 31, 2025 at 10:48 PM
No one said they had to be good ones! Eat all the string!
December 31, 2025 at 10:39 PM
If they’re cheating you’d think they’d win more
December 31, 2025 at 9:32 PM
“Versace with her nipple hanging out”

Title of my memoir #RHOSLC
December 31, 2025 at 5:36 AM
How I’m walking out of 2025
December 27, 2025 at 10:53 PM
This year I did a spa day with a friend and it was a peaceful distraction so I recommend if you think that might help you too
December 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Next Knives Out plot
December 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
There are over 70 countries or something that have some form of universal healthcare and weirdly enough, doctors exist there and research gets funded. Through taxes and not the whims of dumbass billionaires who don’t have the medical qualifications to administer a bandaid. This isn’t unsolved
December 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Solid choices! Mine:

Muppet Christmas Carol

A Christmas Story

It’s a Wonderful Life

Die Hard

Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale
December 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I bought soup materials for the holidays. Foolishness on my part
December 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Under the couch cushion?
December 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Reposted by ikanread
Why is James Cook trending did the hawaiians get his ass again
December 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Wendy’s mom got pissed and put Wendy’s name in the shrine and now she’s got charges ijs #RHOP
a black bird is standing on a ledge on a balcony .
Alt: A crow does a happy dance, the crow is Wendy’s mom, at least according to Mia Thornton
media.tenor.com
December 22, 2025 at 1:55 AM