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“‘The biggest pushback that we're getting on… a new city is going to try to set a lot of regulations. They’re very Texan, which means: don’t tell me what to do with my property.’”

So you want to tell them what to do with their stuff but don’t want anyone telling you what to do with yours. Typical.
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Prepare yourself to hear this warning from her for the rest of your life.
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Also works with computer science, and frequently happens in real life.
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Oooo want to bust your fing brain box? Put the eyedrops in the fridge. Shit will change your life.
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Focaccia is the most over rated bread in the world.

Yea i said it.
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“No lab needed.” You know, except for the one that developed the vaccine.
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That’s funny. This video 100% reminded me of that game. It could do with a sequel.
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Does anyone else smell burnt toast?
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Honestly our phones are probably not much better. They don’t SEEM as gross though.
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Remember the big stack/basket/box of magazines often placed unsettlingly close to the toilet?

Fun times.
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Clearly measured by volume, not incisiveness.
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If you look at this post on the toilet it looks like homer is pointing at your weiner.
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Looks like that walk was a real eye-opener!

… I’ll see myself out.
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I was just thinking that. Very odd way to lead the article as it seems to have approximately jack shit to do with it
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Believe it or not gents there can be two scumbags in one story. Life doesn’t break down into good guys and bad guys all that often.
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Because 2005 was the last time i gave a shit about my linkedin?
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I would support a Raffi halftime show.
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But did commander coriander come along and give you the single hander belly lander?
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4x10 is a great shift for certain kinds of work. Couldn’t pay me enough to do it for Amazon deliveries or warehouse work.
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A lot of folks bash on their coworkers, probably for good reason. But honestly (and no they don’t know my handle here) i get to work with some really fucking smart and decent human beings. I have to say it is pretty awesome.
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I may or may not have finger fucked my throat four times before this chat today, fwiw.
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Well i for one do not plan on buying your new work!

On the deeply held principle that i already bought it, and buying it twice would be silly.
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Off to Europe. Don’t burn down the place while im gone.
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I’ll be honest i skimmed over that big blob of text in the middle.