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Since 2020, Auburn University paid $40 million to head coaches (Gus Malzahn, Brian Harsin, and Hugh Freeze) to coach games.

Those same three men will eventually be paid a little over $52 million to not coach the Tigers.
Alabama football has had some bad seasons, but we’ve never been β€œHuman Rights Violations” bad.
By all means, don’t engage with what I post until you’ve taken a good long period of reflection to ensure that you’re fully projecting onto me the argument you’re wishing to have.
Dude, bless you. I needed exactly that logic itch scratched.

Added it to my daily list
From today’s Shutdown Fullcast:

Nothing would be funnier than Brian Kelly being on Gameday, and having Nick Saban console him by telling everyone that β€œnot everyone can win it all in Baton Rouge.”
β€œWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwelcome! to the PatDown JewelHeist!”

The internet’s only European Museum crime podcast, free every week!

(and if you subscribe to our Patreon, you get access to bonus episodes with college football content…)
Me when my team fires its coach: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Me when my team replaces him by having to hire the fourth option on its list: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Nightmare Coaching Carousel Draft
Podcast Episode Β· Shutdown Fullcast Β· 10/29/2025 Β· 1h 34m
podcasts.apple.com
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Excuse me? So the company the President currently owns is teaming up with a cryptocurrency company to create a prediction market, which will take bets... on things the President himself has quite a lot of control over?

Gosh, I'm sure nothing bad will happen.

www.ft.com/content/4855...
β€œ2025 was the year that the game evolved further, and you could now fill more than one bingo space in a single turn…”
BREAKING | Truck hauling monkeys carrying hepatitis C, herpes and Covid overturns in Mississippi
Truck hauling monkeys carrying hepatitis C, herpes and Covid overturns in Mississippi
www.independent.co.uk
Let me see if i get this:

I set up a rain-collector on my roof. It drains into a barrel, and the barrel has a lock on the tap.

You go next door, and my neighbor gives you a glass of water. But because I have mine locked, your accessing nearby water is a violation of a property right I don’t have.
Clearly, neither of them even *qualified* to be invited to take the prestigious Montreal Cognitive Assessment. So sad.
The person who made the TikTok was talking about it like it was a giant
Biblical boat-zoo ark.
He’s likely referring to his Arch. It would be his homage to Roman/Germanic architecture.

Arch du Trump
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Bill Belichick has a dismal 2-5 record as the Head Coach of the University of North Carolina. To turn things around Belichick has announced he will start an unknown, walk-on freshman, Tim Brody, as QB.