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Ian Hughes
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Ian Hughes @ilhughes.bsky.social · 3h
#BrokenBritain
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Ian Hughes @ilhughes.bsky.social · 4h
Please. Dot matrix. Two words. I read that as “dominatrix” and wondered what kind of town you’ve moved to 🤣
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Ian Hughes @ilhughes.bsky.social · 20d
Unfortunately not.
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Ian Hughes @ilhughes.bsky.social · 22d
What kind of dinosaur can you still see inhabiting your local dump?

A stigosaurus.
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Ian Hughes @ilhughes.bsky.social · Sep 6
Ruin a film by adding a retailer. I’ll start:

Nightmare on Dunelm Street
Aldi President’s Men
Lidl Women
X-Men: Dark Fenwicks
Fat Face/Off
Harrods & Kumar Get the Munchies
JoJo Maman Bébé Driver
Mystic River Island

#HollywoodHighStreet
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Ian Hughes @ilhughes.bsky.social · Aug 23
Perfect.
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Ian Hughes @ilhughes.bsky.social · Aug 23
This specimen. He’s as dumb as a brick.
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Ian Hughes @ilhughes.bsky.social · Aug 13
Slightly diminish a band:

U1.5
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Ty Burr @tyburr.bsky.social · Aug 13
Slightly diminish a band:

Hüsker Don’t
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Occam’s Shaving Scream @occamshavecream.bsky.social · Aug 13
Slightly diminish a band:

Potentially Some Doubt
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Ian Hughes @ilhughes.bsky.social · Jul 28
Hello. I am a person in a film or television drama. I get shot in the shoulder and very soon afterwards I am up and about not screaming in agony from a shattered clavicle and not popping antibiotics like they’re Skittles to fend off sepsis. In fact, I can even hold and fire a gun.
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Ian Hughes @ilhughes.bsky.social · Jul 24
I’ve just verified my age by saying “OK, Emerson…” when somebody overtook me aggressively.
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Ian Hughes @ilhughes.bsky.social · Jul 18
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Ian Hughes @ilhughes.bsky.social · Jul 11
We once went to Bradford for a weekend, by mistake, and his work at Salts Mill salvaged the whole trip. Fabulous artist.
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Ian Hughes @ilhughes.bsky.social · May 24
Beautiful work. What a talented couple!
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Ian Hughes @ilhughes.bsky.social · May 16
Are you cumin…?
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Ian Hughes @ilhughes.bsky.social · Apr 30
I used to ride an orange Vespa. One night, leaving the station car park, a gang of teenagers were loitering. One shouted at me: “go, Barbie, go!”
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Ian Hughes @ilhughes.bsky.social · Apr 6
Ah yes, we have “too close for missiles, switching to guns” if someone cuts in.
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Ian Hughes @ilhughes.bsky.social · Apr 6
Driving past any field with prepared bales, it’s “hey!” at the top of our voices. The whole family do it.
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Ian Hughes @ilhughes.bsky.social · Mar 28
Not me, but my amazing wife. She’s not made the leap to here yet, but would appreciate the plug. And she’s definitely organic.

www.ameliajay.co.uk
Art | Amelia Jay Artist
Amelia Jay - A fine artist living and work in East Sussex
www.ameliajay.co.uk
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Ian Hughes @ilhughes.bsky.social · Jan 14
“Same old shit, different day…”
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Ian Hughes @ilhughes.bsky.social · Jan 13
“That was you at the window?!”
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Ian Hughes @ilhughes.bsky.social · Dec 12
Ours is “Class? Anyone?Anyone? Bueller…?” When being ignored.
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Ian Hughes @ilhughes.bsky.social · Nov 25
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Ian Hughes @ilhughes.bsky.social · Nov 18
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Ian Hughes @ilhughes.bsky.social · Oct 27
Anchor Butter sorry for The Strokes.
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · Oct 24
I may as well start a thread here.

RT and follow for a chance for me to draw your avi.
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