Beloved Snack Rat
illbzo1.bsky.social
Beloved Snack Rat
@illbzo1.bsky.social
I'm here to post dumb shit and talk about video games, horror, sci-fi, and Lego.
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you ever see a polydactyl cat and for one brief shining moment in time imagine what if that little dude had a few extra legs as well

not like a ton I'm thinking just 6 or 7 extra legs

what then
December 19, 2025 at 1:37 PM
It’s not the size of the duck in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the duck

Donald Duck has a lot of fight

So does Daffy Duck

Scrooge McDuck? Not much
December 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Look, yes, I agree ACAB but in general I think it's a pretty good idea to obey the Laws of Thermodynamics
December 16, 2025 at 3:01 AM
"go duck yourself" - likely a mistake
"go Donald Duck yourself" - unambiguous, delivered with clarity, purpose, and intent
December 15, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Earlier reports that I am "back on my bullshit" are inaccurate at best; in actuality I was never "off my bullshit" and have instead discovered new heights of bullshit on which to "be on"
December 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
@tonydewan.com Tony have you considered starting 'TonlyFans'
December 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
CRPGs are back baby
December 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Truly a day to enjoy all the bounty of the Great Indoors
December 14, 2025 at 1:11 PM
The best kind of post you can make in this wretched world is a photo of like a horse or an ostrich and showing how it might wear various articles of clothing (hats, jorts, et al.)
December 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Love 2 have a lil treat because I’m little more than a conscious sack of electric meat and chemical processes in my brain are Very Important to me
December 7, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I watched The Substance tonight and I was not prepared
December 7, 2025 at 1:30 AM
“Fuck it, we ball” ~ me anytime I do anything at all
December 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I think the most courageous choice a person can make in this life is just to be all snug and cozy under a lil blanket
December 6, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Everyone knows my social media goofs are hand crafted and one of a kind, fleeting delights to be savored by men and women of taste and distinction

But what you DON'T know, and the real work that happens behind the scenes, is I cackle like a hyena after every post, enthralled with my own genius
December 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Just got back from a stupid little walk in this stupid 25 degree weather for my stupid mental health and I feel GREAT
December 4, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Stuff I’ve been into lately:

TV: The Mighty Nein, Pluribus, Supacell

Games: Ball x Pit, Demon School

Books: Dungeon Crawler Carl (nearly done with book 6, been shotgunning these since early October)
December 4, 2025 at 2:58 PM
(me, as a ghost)
I am going to create an environment that is so spooky
December 4, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I’d like to see a wombat in real life

Not sure how I’d react
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Pluribus I wish to experience such delights as you have to offer; I decline your invitations to watch your recap, your companion podcast promo, and your intro animation
November 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Fuuuuuuuuuuck Widow that is all
September 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
This is an absolutely insane month for new games; Silksong, Hades 2, and then Final Fantasy Tactics remake
September 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I love bug game

Love to fight a big bug, make friends with a little slimy bug, do a quest given to me by a mysterious bug
September 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Straight up just listened to an entire album today, start to finish

It was insane
September 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Say what you like about the younger generations but they've been pioneering new types of slime at a breathtaking rate
September 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM