Beloved Snack Rat
@illbzo1.bsky.social
I'm here to post dumb shit and talk about video games, horror, sci-fi, and Lego.
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Beloved Snack Rat
@illbzo1.bsky.social
· Oct 30
you ever see a polydactyl cat and for one brief shining moment in time imagine what if that little dude had a few extra legs as well
not like a ton I'm thinking just 6 or 7 extra legs
what then
not like a ton I'm thinking just 6 or 7 extra legs
what then
It’s not the size of the duck in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the duck
Donald Duck has a lot of fight
So does Daffy Duck
Scrooge McDuck? Not much
Donald Duck has a lot of fight
So does Daffy Duck
Scrooge McDuck? Not much
December 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
It’s not the size of the duck in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the duck
Donald Duck has a lot of fight
So does Daffy Duck
Scrooge McDuck? Not much
Donald Duck has a lot of fight
So does Daffy Duck
Scrooge McDuck? Not much
Look, yes, I agree ACAB but in general I think it's a pretty good idea to obey the Laws of Thermodynamics
December 16, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Look, yes, I agree ACAB but in general I think it's a pretty good idea to obey the Laws of Thermodynamics
"go duck yourself" - likely a mistake
"go Donald Duck yourself" - unambiguous, delivered with clarity, purpose, and intent
"go Donald Duck yourself" - unambiguous, delivered with clarity, purpose, and intent
December 15, 2025 at 1:45 PM
"go duck yourself" - likely a mistake
"go Donald Duck yourself" - unambiguous, delivered with clarity, purpose, and intent
"go Donald Duck yourself" - unambiguous, delivered with clarity, purpose, and intent
Earlier reports that I am "back on my bullshit" are inaccurate at best; in actuality I was never "off my bullshit" and have instead discovered new heights of bullshit on which to "be on"
December 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Earlier reports that I am "back on my bullshit" are inaccurate at best; in actuality I was never "off my bullshit" and have instead discovered new heights of bullshit on which to "be on"
@tonydewan.com Tony have you considered starting 'TonlyFans'
December 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
@tonydewan.com Tony have you considered starting 'TonlyFans'
CRPGs are back baby
December 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
CRPGs are back baby
Truly a day to enjoy all the bounty of the Great Indoors
December 14, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Truly a day to enjoy all the bounty of the Great Indoors
The best kind of post you can make in this wretched world is a photo of like a horse or an ostrich and showing how it might wear various articles of clothing (hats, jorts, et al.)
December 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
The best kind of post you can make in this wretched world is a photo of like a horse or an ostrich and showing how it might wear various articles of clothing (hats, jorts, et al.)
Love 2 have a lil treat because I’m little more than a conscious sack of electric meat and chemical processes in my brain are Very Important to me
December 7, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Love 2 have a lil treat because I’m little more than a conscious sack of electric meat and chemical processes in my brain are Very Important to me
I watched The Substance tonight and I was not prepared
December 7, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I watched The Substance tonight and I was not prepared
“Fuck it, we ball” ~ me anytime I do anything at all
December 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
“Fuck it, we ball” ~ me anytime I do anything at all
I think the most courageous choice a person can make in this life is just to be all snug and cozy under a lil blanket
December 6, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I think the most courageous choice a person can make in this life is just to be all snug and cozy under a lil blanket
Everyone knows my social media goofs are hand crafted and one of a kind, fleeting delights to be savored by men and women of taste and distinction
But what you DON'T know, and the real work that happens behind the scenes, is I cackle like a hyena after every post, enthralled with my own genius
But what you DON'T know, and the real work that happens behind the scenes, is I cackle like a hyena after every post, enthralled with my own genius
December 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Everyone knows my social media goofs are hand crafted and one of a kind, fleeting delights to be savored by men and women of taste and distinction
But what you DON'T know, and the real work that happens behind the scenes, is I cackle like a hyena after every post, enthralled with my own genius
But what you DON'T know, and the real work that happens behind the scenes, is I cackle like a hyena after every post, enthralled with my own genius
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December 6, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Just got back from a stupid little walk in this stupid 25 degree weather for my stupid mental health and I feel GREAT
December 4, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Just got back from a stupid little walk in this stupid 25 degree weather for my stupid mental health and I feel GREAT
Stuff I’ve been into lately:
TV: The Mighty Nein, Pluribus, Supacell
Games: Ball x Pit, Demon School
Books: Dungeon Crawler Carl (nearly done with book 6, been shotgunning these since early October)
TV: The Mighty Nein, Pluribus, Supacell
Games: Ball x Pit, Demon School
Books: Dungeon Crawler Carl (nearly done with book 6, been shotgunning these since early October)
December 4, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Stuff I’ve been into lately:
TV: The Mighty Nein, Pluribus, Supacell
Games: Ball x Pit, Demon School
Books: Dungeon Crawler Carl (nearly done with book 6, been shotgunning these since early October)
TV: The Mighty Nein, Pluribus, Supacell
Games: Ball x Pit, Demon School
Books: Dungeon Crawler Carl (nearly done with book 6, been shotgunning these since early October)
(me, as a ghost)
I am going to create an environment that is so spooky
I am going to create an environment that is so spooky
December 4, 2025 at 2:54 AM
(me, as a ghost)
I am going to create an environment that is so spooky
I am going to create an environment that is so spooky
I’d like to see a wombat in real life
Not sure how I’d react
Not sure how I’d react
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I’d like to see a wombat in real life
Not sure how I’d react
Not sure how I’d react
Pluribus I wish to experience such delights as you have to offer; I decline your invitations to watch your recap, your companion podcast promo, and your intro animation
November 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Pluribus I wish to experience such delights as you have to offer; I decline your invitations to watch your recap, your companion podcast promo, and your intro animation
Fuuuuuuuuuuck Widow that is all
September 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Fuuuuuuuuuuck Widow that is all
This is an absolutely insane month for new games; Silksong, Hades 2, and then Final Fantasy Tactics remake
September 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
This is an absolutely insane month for new games; Silksong, Hades 2, and then Final Fantasy Tactics remake
I love bug game
Love to fight a big bug, make friends with a little slimy bug, do a quest given to me by a mysterious bug
Love to fight a big bug, make friends with a little slimy bug, do a quest given to me by a mysterious bug
September 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I love bug game
Love to fight a big bug, make friends with a little slimy bug, do a quest given to me by a mysterious bug
Love to fight a big bug, make friends with a little slimy bug, do a quest given to me by a mysterious bug
Straight up just listened to an entire album today, start to finish
It was insane
It was insane
September 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Straight up just listened to an entire album today, start to finish
It was insane
It was insane
Say what you like about the younger generations but they've been pioneering new types of slime at a breathtaking rate
September 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Say what you like about the younger generations but they've been pioneering new types of slime at a breathtaking rate