@illhaveanother.bsky.social
This morning I promised myself that I wouldn’t chase someone that only sees me as an option. Now I’m planning on chasing them down in an attempt to feel something, anything, for just a few fleeting moments. The fuck is wrong with me?
This shit is too much.
This shit is too much.
February 1, 2026 at 9:03 PM
This morning I promised myself that I wouldn’t chase someone that only sees me as an option. Now I’m planning on chasing them down in an attempt to feel something, anything, for just a few fleeting moments. The fuck is wrong with me?
This shit is too much.
This shit is too much.
I overheard this leaving the bar:
“No, I’m not going to bring them any! Chicken like this, people need to come down and experience it for themselves.”
What the fuck is wrong with people? I’ve had it before and it’s fine. I’m not hating, but I’m also not gatekeeping standard-ass chicken.
“No, I’m not going to bring them any! Chicken like this, people need to come down and experience it for themselves.”
What the fuck is wrong with people? I’ve had it before and it’s fine. I’m not hating, but I’m also not gatekeeping standard-ass chicken.
January 30, 2026 at 11:29 PM
I overheard this leaving the bar:
“No, I’m not going to bring them any! Chicken like this, people need to come down and experience it for themselves.”
What the fuck is wrong with people? I’ve had it before and it’s fine. I’m not hating, but I’m also not gatekeeping standard-ass chicken.
“No, I’m not going to bring them any! Chicken like this, people need to come down and experience it for themselves.”
What the fuck is wrong with people? I’ve had it before and it’s fine. I’m not hating, but I’m also not gatekeeping standard-ass chicken.
I explained something this week in therapy that made my therapist pause, give me a very perplexed look and say, “Oh wow, I don’t know what to say. I’m going to have to seriously think about this after you leave.” I think I won that round. But we’re not done yet, there’s more where that came from.
January 30, 2026 at 1:15 PM
I explained something this week in therapy that made my therapist pause, give me a very perplexed look and say, “Oh wow, I don’t know what to say. I’m going to have to seriously think about this after you leave.” I think I won that round. But we’re not done yet, there’s more where that came from.
Watching Veronica Mars (S1E12) and some kid couldn’t do 12 shots? Christmas Eve I drank three beers, did 12 shots, found a house party and drank three seltzers, smoked a bowl and half a blunt, and somehow managed to stumble my way to the train to take me home. Youth is truly wasted on the young.
January 26, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Watching Veronica Mars (S1E12) and some kid couldn’t do 12 shots? Christmas Eve I drank three beers, did 12 shots, found a house party and drank three seltzers, smoked a bowl and half a blunt, and somehow managed to stumble my way to the train to take me home. Youth is truly wasted on the young.
Saturday: Woke up before my alarm, became a child of the rails, got lost, ran five miles in 11 f°, went drinking with cool Russians, found a guy that cut a tree down and got free firewood, found a Thursday board game group, took a yoga class, and picked up a hitchhiker while getting pie. Who am I?
January 25, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Saturday: Woke up before my alarm, became a child of the rails, got lost, ran five miles in 11 f°, went drinking with cool Russians, found a guy that cut a tree down and got free firewood, found a Thursday board game group, took a yoga class, and picked up a hitchhiker while getting pie. Who am I?
Cleaning my house at 0327, I realized the people who said I’d never amount to anything were right. There are no accolades for being a high-functioning, drug-addled alcoholic.
And everyone who believed in my potential was also right. I could have achieved anything, but I chose to put in zero effort.
And everyone who believed in my potential was also right. I could have achieved anything, but I chose to put in zero effort.
January 24, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Cleaning my house at 0327, I realized the people who said I’d never amount to anything were right. There are no accolades for being a high-functioning, drug-addled alcoholic.
And everyone who believed in my potential was also right. I could have achieved anything, but I chose to put in zero effort.
And everyone who believed in my potential was also right. I could have achieved anything, but I chose to put in zero effort.
Ate a handful of melatonin before bed and had a dream I meet David Bowie. We were drinking at a shitty dive bar and he told me he faked his death and is currently playing little clubs in Sheffield under the name, “The Amazing Glazed Ham Sandwich”.
RIP Ziggy.
RIP Ziggy.
January 23, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Ate a handful of melatonin before bed and had a dream I meet David Bowie. We were drinking at a shitty dive bar and he told me he faked his death and is currently playing little clubs in Sheffield under the name, “The Amazing Glazed Ham Sandwich”.
RIP Ziggy.
RIP Ziggy.
Awe fuck, now I have to go pretend to be a normal person. Alcohol please save me.
January 17, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Awe fuck, now I have to go pretend to be a normal person. Alcohol please save me.
Drinking cigarettes and smoking vodka. Holy shit, am I 16 again?
January 17, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Drinking cigarettes and smoking vodka. Holy shit, am I 16 again?
I haven’t slept in by bed all week. I’ve slept on the couch and in other beds but not my own. Something about my bed feels off, like it doesn’t feel like home.
I did get officially diagnosed as off my rocker so that could be part of the problem.
I did get officially diagnosed as off my rocker so that could be part of the problem.
January 16, 2026 at 1:29 PM
I haven’t slept in by bed all week. I’ve slept on the couch and in other beds but not my own. Something about my bed feels off, like it doesn’t feel like home.
I did get officially diagnosed as off my rocker so that could be part of the problem.
I did get officially diagnosed as off my rocker so that could be part of the problem.
Siam became Thailand in 1939 so why do we still have Siamese cats? Even siamese twins are now called conjoined twins, shouldn’t Siamese cats now be called Thai Cats?
January 10, 2026 at 9:13 AM
Siam became Thailand in 1939 so why do we still have Siamese cats? Even siamese twins are now called conjoined twins, shouldn’t Siamese cats now be called Thai Cats?
Why hasn’t someone created a website or app where people get to rent a gun by the hour/half hour? I only need it once then the next person can fix their life too. Just look for the body that finally looks happy.
January 3, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Why hasn’t someone created a website or app where people get to rent a gun by the hour/half hour? I only need it once then the next person can fix their life too. Just look for the body that finally looks happy.
I’ve fucked things up so completely that peace feels impossible. Grace feels like a lie, mercy feels out of reach. I want to blame someone, I want to hate someone but I’m the only person. I have to accept that I’m nothing. I’m nothing.
January 2, 2026 at 10:11 PM
I’ve fucked things up so completely that peace feels impossible. Grace feels like a lie, mercy feels out of reach. I want to blame someone, I want to hate someone but I’m the only person. I have to accept that I’m nothing. I’m nothing.
Mistakes are made every day. I just tend to lean into them because why not complicate my life more? I want to play this round on hard mode.
December 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Mistakes are made every day. I just tend to lean into them because why not complicate my life more? I want to play this round on hard mode.
I’m like a slice of melting cheese, full of dairy and sweaty all over.
December 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I’m like a slice of melting cheese, full of dairy and sweaty all over.
Is Harrison Ford the greatest American hero? A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away he fought space nazis as Han, he returned to fight the nazis again as Dr. Jones, and after all that he returned to vanquished the Russians as President Marshall. What can’t he do?
December 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Is Harrison Ford the greatest American hero? A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away he fought space nazis as Han, he returned to fight the nazis again as Dr. Jones, and after all that he returned to vanquished the Russians as President Marshall. What can’t he do?
Back off the wagon and back on Bluesky. That seems to be the theme of my life.
December 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Back off the wagon and back on Bluesky. That seems to be the theme of my life.
Well shit, I haven’t done this in a while. Found this gravy boat tucked away in a cabinet. Shout out to all those fun Canadians.
March 14, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Well shit, I haven’t done this in a while. Found this gravy boat tucked away in a cabinet. Shout out to all those fun Canadians.
Tomorrow I’m going out to get Sazerac rye because Jim Brockmire told me to. Rye whiskey is a staple of American history, and rye itself was a native spirit of early America. Also @hankazaria.bsky.social is one of the most underrated actors I’ve seen. Watch that Apple moon thing and the Simpsons.
February 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Tomorrow I’m going out to get Sazerac rye because Jim Brockmire told me to. Rye whiskey is a staple of American history, and rye itself was a native spirit of early America. Also @hankazaria.bsky.social is one of the most underrated actors I’ve seen. Watch that Apple moon thing and the Simpsons.
Well, I tried crying in the shower today. I’ll have to say, very overrated. On the positive side I smell like citrus but it just doesn’t have the same cathartic release. To all the people who like to shower cry, I invite you to try crying in public. Now that’s event!
February 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Well, I tried crying in the shower today. I’ll have to say, very overrated. On the positive side I smell like citrus but it just doesn’t have the same cathartic release. To all the people who like to shower cry, I invite you to try crying in public. Now that’s event!
Well that was the first time that I’ve had tacos without tequila since I worked at toys r us. To be fair, at that time I was dropping vodka in my Baja Blast. It made me better at racing through the store on the razor scooters.
February 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Well that was the first time that I’ve had tacos without tequila since I worked at toys r us. To be fair, at that time I was dropping vodka in my Baja Blast. It made me better at racing through the store on the razor scooters.
I always thought growing up was something that happened like a caterpillar into a butterfly. No one told me that I’d one day wake up and the shitty, half-assed on the job training that I didn't pay attention to would have to carry me through for the rest of my life.
February 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I always thought growing up was something that happened like a caterpillar into a butterfly. No one told me that I’d one day wake up and the shitty, half-assed on the job training that I didn't pay attention to would have to carry me through for the rest of my life.
I got drunk and don’t remember cooking or eating a whole frozen pizza last night by myself. Woke up to the tattered, discarded, box on the kitchen counter; It looked like a werewolf had torn into it. I guess that’s it, I’m officially a fucking monster.
January 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I got drunk and don’t remember cooking or eating a whole frozen pizza last night by myself. Woke up to the tattered, discarded, box on the kitchen counter; It looked like a werewolf had torn into it. I guess that’s it, I’m officially a fucking monster.
The bright sun on me
Winter smiles upon us all
Enjoy what we have
Haiku of the day
Winter smiles upon us all
Enjoy what we have
Haiku of the day
January 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The bright sun on me
Winter smiles upon us all
Enjoy what we have
Haiku of the day
Winter smiles upon us all
Enjoy what we have
Haiku of the day
As someone that doesn’t eat soups or pasta, I just realize I never use bowls. I was putting dishes away and noticed my bowls have been in the wrong place for maybe 3 months now. I just thought they were oddly shaped plates.
January 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
As someone that doesn’t eat soups or pasta, I just realize I never use bowls. I was putting dishes away and noticed my bowls have been in the wrong place for maybe 3 months now. I just thought they were oddly shaped plates.