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firstly stop following me, splatoon people, that ship sailed so long ago that it'll soon be arriving on another continent and giving the native population smallpox

secondly why did I click on a splatoon tweet, I didn't need to know that people say the word "hyperdive" now
imflc.bsky.social
you're welcome

also thank you for respecting my wishes
imflc.bsky.social
other? I haven't played games like that in years
imflc.bsky.social
you're on thin ice right now, champ
imflc.bsky.social
now that's an idea I could get behind
imflc.bsky.social
well it's not plan A, but it's not far into the alphabet
imflc.bsky.social
not since spending $900 to drop mkworld after like two weeks lol
imflc.bsky.social
we'll see about that
imflc.bsky.social
nah I kinda fell off world. was already not vibing with it and then they screwed with the online and I haven't played it since
imflc.bsky.social
firstly stop following me, splatoon people, that ship sailed so long ago that it'll soon be arriving on another continent and giving the native population smallpox

secondly why did I click on a splatoon tweet, I didn't need to know that people say the word "hyperdive" now
imflc.bsky.social
not likely to happen, no
imflc.bsky.social
just like the good old days
imflc.bsky.social
let's not get ahead of ourselves LMAO
imflc.bsky.social
god damn I'm so keen for mario kart world

it looks so fun. definitely getting all the old heads back together

kinda wish skype wasn't dead, then we could have the old mkw vibes too. maybe chatango's still a thing?
imflc.bsky.social
I wouldn't mind that at all tbh
imflc.bsky.social
who else is keen for 12v12s in mario kart 9
imflc.bsky.social
haven't clicked on this site in a while. there are so many cat pictures on my feed from random people, this is great
imflc.bsky.social
I just want to be happy for jackpot but japan keeps serving up these dreadful ideas because they're too god damn humble to (kindly) tell melon where to stick his rapid pro. like how can I walk away from that set and think "wow we're finally good" when every map is lost at weapon selection
imflc.bsky.social
you can't play a high watermark objective with a weapon that loses you the game when you miss. you will always get clutched on. it's even worse when you have no retake because you have no ranged paint and no bombs. it's the devs' fault, but when your job is to win, the game being shit is no excuse.
imflc.bsky.social
like if I play one map with these weapons, I'm immediately thinking "nah there's no way we play this", regardless of what odinx or melon or riukun or whoever are telling me. my brain would be going wild over all the ways we lose from this pick.

it's clear that jp teams do not think like this.
imflc.bsky.social
mist on rm can be very annoying, sure. but you have to be able to look past the gimmick and remember that you *can't play the game* if you don't have bombs. if you run sensor, you can't run mist. you need a hard wall to block fast pushes, not a god damn rapid that literally can't kill quickly enough
imflc.bsky.social
but holy hell this was a disaster. japan is never cynical enough to say "alright this game's ass and we need to accept that if we want to win. we need to pick bombs, abuse the hell out of stamper, run edit/pencil" etc etc and instead we get these ridiculous gimmicks like sensor + 2 mists on rm
imflc.bsky.social
but. man. I've been saying for years that japan is super vulnerable and isn't a strong region (the west is just excruciatingly bad at the game) and every single element of my reasoning was on full display here.

and of course I don't want that to undermine jackpot's win here by any means