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i need a nap
@ineedanap.bsky.social
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I post memes on this account. Not a bot, just a person (he/him) who likes memes.
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Meme with the text "if you can't picture your job being done by a pig wearing clothes in a children's book, it's not a real job and you add no real value to society" above a picture from a Richard Scarry children's book of an anthropomorphic pig wearing a butcher's apron cutting up a roll of salami, with various other butcher's tools around including a saw, a meat grinder and knives.
February 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Meme with a picture of Shrek (a green ogre) lying in bed with the covers up to his chin, a bored and dissatisfied expression on his face. Text above reads "when I'm trying to take a nap but the nap ain't trying to take me 😥"
February 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Meme with text that reads: "my body: *gives me signals to sleep the entire day* Me: *goes to bed* My body:" Below the text is a picture of Pingu (a claymation penguin) sitting in a chair looking grumpy. Text next to Pingu reads "well now I am not doing it".
February 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Meme with a line drawing of a person standing in a corner in a party hat, holding a drink. Two crudely drawn cats, one orange and one black (the only colour in the picture) stand in front of the person. Text next to the person read "they don't know they're my reason for living". Text next to the orange cat reads "yes we do" while text below the black cat reads "you don't seem like you've got a lot else going on".
February 4, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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Meme with what looks like a photo of a vintage book cover, that shows a person vaguely resembling a younger Donald Trump leaning into a car with the hood up, one finger tapping the engine. The book's title is "everything I don't like is DEI, a book for basic dickheads". The person tapping the engine has speech marks near him that say "this engine is DEI"
February 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Meme with the text "when I do something really awkward in public:" above two panels from a movie or TV show. The top panel shows a person sitting in a church, smiling, labelled "me", with another person behind them pointing a gun at the first person's head, labelled "me two minutes later", while yet another person sits behind pointing a gun at the second person's hesd labelled "me 3 days later". The bottom panel shows over the shoulder of a person up high, with a rifle pointed at the three people from the top panel, labelled "me trying to sleep 4 years later"
February 2, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Two panel meme with shots from SpongeBob SquarePants. The left shows SpongeBob shouting with a wide open mouth at Squidward who is lying in a bed. Text above the image reads "me telling my friends mental health is important and they should take care of themselves". The right shows SpongeBob sitting alone at a dinner-style table with a steaming cup, hands clasped together and a sad expression. Text above reads "how I deal with my own mental health"
February 2, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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Two panel meme. The left panel shows a vaguely anthropomorphic cartoon sunflower (from the game Cuphead) screaming with tongue protruding, mouth open wide and eyes shut. Text above reads "WHO TOOK MY..." The right panel shows the same sunflower with a very pleasant, slightly bashful expression, smiling and with its leaf arms up towards its mouth. Text above reads "Ooh I found it"
February 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Meme with a colour map showing the Gulf of Mexico, which is renamed "gulf of fragile masculinity"
February 1, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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Meme with a photo of a garbage truck driving along a road with the head and arms of giant teddy bear protruding from the compactor at the back. The truck is labelled "the crushing forces of capitalism" and the bear "me trying to be positive"
January 31, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Meme with a photo of a small rabbit sitting on concrete. The rabbit is curled up on itself into an almost spherical shape. Text just below the rabbit reads "I am at my limit"
January 30, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Meme with the caption "when you're enjoying the night with your friends & suddenly your social meter runs out" above a picture of a person laughing, mouth open and eyes closed, but superimposed over the top is a semi-transparent picture of the same person with a neutral or serious expression.
January 30, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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Two panel meme. The top panel shows a section from an old glossy magazine page with a screenshot of the old (1999) Google homepage. The caption reads "Google (www.google.com) is a pure search engine - no weather, no news feed, no links to sponsors, no ads, no distractions, no portal litter. Nothing but a fast-loading search site. Reward them with a visit." The second panel is a picture of young Anakin Skywalker (from the Episode 1: The Phantom Menace movie) standing in front of a wall looking down. The shadow he casts onto the wall is a silhouette of Darth Vader.
January 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Meme with the text "me trying not to interrupt someone when they get a minor fact wrong in my hyperfocused area of expertise:" above a pencil line drawing of a hunched figure with their hands clasped together, eyes looking straight at the point of view, and mouth in a flat line.
January 29, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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Meme with the text "what do you have to be anxious about?" above four panels of shots from the Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring movie that show Galadriel pourimg water from a silver pitcher into her mirror (basin) while looking to the right of the point of view. Captions on the images read "things that were", "things that are", "and some things...", "that have not yet come to pass"
January 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Four panel meme. The first panel shows a person in the driver's seat of a car looking ahead. The second panel is a white background with black text that reads "me reaching the end of the page but realising I was daydreaming and didn't actually read it". The third panel shows the person's hand on the gear stick putting it in reverse. The fourth panel shows the person looking back over their shoulder with a resigned or annoyed expression.
January 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Four panel meme and comic in grayscale hand drawn pictures. The first panel is a title that reads Drug Snuffing Cats. The second panel shows two cats sitting and lying on either side of a small luggage. Cat on the left is saying "lot of heroin in here" and cat on the right is saying "yeah. Shall we tell the humans?" Panel three shows a closeup of one of the cats, showing it from the mid horse up, wearing a police vest. The fourth panel is the same as the third, but the cat is saying "fuck the state".
January 27, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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Meme with a picture of Sesame Street's Burt and Ernie sitting in armchairs in a room lit by a lamp on the coffee table between them, Ernie with a bowl of popcorn watching TV and Burt reading a book. There is a photo of the two of them together on the wall behind them. Text above the image reads "Saturday night after you turn 27".
January 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Meme with a monochrome cartoon of a raccoon in a cowboy hat with what looks like human arms and hands and fur that's been pulled up to the elbows, standing on its hind legs, hands on hips. Text above and below the picture reads "undiagnosed / but everyone's pretty sure".
January 26, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Three panel meme with screens from The Matrix movie. The top panel shows Morpheus' outstretched hands, palm up, a red pill on the left and a blue pill on the right. The caption has been edited to say "I got us some gummy bears". The second panel shows Neo looking down with a serious expression, and the caption "that's interesting because I love funny bears". The third panel shows Morpheus sitting in a chair, with the caption "and me. That's why I got two."
January 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Meme with a picture of Hello Kitty (a white anthropomorphic cartoon cat) lying asleep against a bush. Text overlaid reads "born to be a hater but forced to understand where you're coming from"
January 18, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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Two panel meme with a scene from the Pirates of the Caribbean movie. The top panel shows captain Barbossa, a pirate, speaking while aboard his shop. Text next to him in the font from the movie reads "you'd best start believing in climate change". The bottom panel shows captain Barbossa having stepped forward into moonlight, revealing that he is an undead semi-decomposed corpse. Text next to him reads "because the company insuring your home does".
January 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Meme with a picture of Christopher from The Sopranos (a young Italian American man with dark hair) wearing a black shirt, sitting on a couch, hands clasped, with a lit cigarette in his mouth, looking down with a pensive expression. Text at the top says "I love eating" and text at the bottom says "I hate digesting"
January 17, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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Political compass meme with two axes. Left right is "desperate to hit" to "absolutely repulsed". Top to bottom is "actively listening" to "isn't processing anything you're saying". In each quadrant are different responses one might receive by text message. Far top left is "LOLOL", middle top left is "hehe", close to the centre in top left is "Haha". On the centre line at the top is the ellipsis indicating someone is typing. Far top right is "ok", middle top right is "Uhhh" and close to the centre in top right is "Heh". On the left/right axis to the left of centre is ☠️☠️☠️. Far bottom left is "OMFG 😂" , middle bottom left is "LMFAO" and close to the centre in bottom left is "ROFL". In the bottom right close to the centre is "Ha", far to the right but towards the middle (vertically) is "Idgi", closer to the centre (horizontally) but towards the bottom (vertically) is "Huh", towards the bottom right is "Oh", and in the far bottom right is "Read 10:28pm"
January 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Meme with two hands on a Persian rug background, one reaching in from the right and one reaching in from the left. The right hand is above, with an orange on top of it, and text that reads "Would you peel an orange for me?". The left hand is holding a pomegranate and has text in it that says "I would peel a pomegranate for you".
January 16, 2025 at 9:48 AM