Naomi, they/them
@infarct.bsky.social
Soon, speedily, without delay
Looking tired is VERY IN:
* what type of sociopath is sleeping well right now
* in fact, who has slept well in recent memory
* sleep is a luxury and we are in austerity times
* covering up our sleepiness with make up is capitalism, we cannot buy our way out of this, no amount of cover up is enough
* what type of sociopath is sleeping well right now
* in fact, who has slept well in recent memory
* sleep is a luxury and we are in austerity times
* covering up our sleepiness with make up is capitalism, we cannot buy our way out of this, no amount of cover up is enough
February 3, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Looking tired is VERY IN:
* what type of sociopath is sleeping well right now
* in fact, who has slept well in recent memory
* sleep is a luxury and we are in austerity times
* covering up our sleepiness with make up is capitalism, we cannot buy our way out of this, no amount of cover up is enough
* what type of sociopath is sleeping well right now
* in fact, who has slept well in recent memory
* sleep is a luxury and we are in austerity times
* covering up our sleepiness with make up is capitalism, we cannot buy our way out of this, no amount of cover up is enough
Pierre Poilievre is such a great leader for a party of aggrieved twerps, incels, bigots, people who want to be buddies with authoritarians.
February 1, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Pierre Poilievre is such a great leader for a party of aggrieved twerps, incels, bigots, people who want to be buddies with authoritarians.
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It’s the 10th anniversary of Didn’t Die Day, I am very glad I’m still alive
January 23, 2026 at 4:19 PM
It’s the 10th anniversary of Didn’t Die Day, I am very glad I’m still alive
My biggest stresses two weeks ago were getting a job and finding a new therapist, and so I have been 100% successful achieving my goals for 2026.
January 20, 2026 at 9:24 PM
My biggest stresses two weeks ago were getting a job and finding a new therapist, and so I have been 100% successful achieving my goals for 2026.
Visualising my problems as potatoes, telling myself I need to put these potatoes away. I do not need to carry these potatoes with me everywhere; this is not the time to touch those potatoes.
January 20, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Visualising my problems as potatoes, telling myself I need to put these potatoes away. I do not need to carry these potatoes with me everywhere; this is not the time to touch those potatoes.
At dinner last night, showed my uncles a pic of New Therapist and E immediately said he was hot, had a bunch of questions about “how trans is he??!”. Adam was mad because “it’s rude to call a therapist hot”. J was uncomfortable saying whether he found a trans man hot or not.
January 18, 2026 at 3:56 PM
At dinner last night, showed my uncles a pic of New Therapist and E immediately said he was hot, had a bunch of questions about “how trans is he??!”. Adam was mad because “it’s rude to call a therapist hot”. J was uncomfortable saying whether he found a trans man hot or not.
Nobody else is saying it but Stranger Things was flat earth propaganda, pushing a flat earth ideology. I am fully sincere
January 16, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Nobody else is saying it but Stranger Things was flat earth propaganda, pushing a flat earth ideology. I am fully sincere
I just remembered that two different friends have dated a Toronto man named Mister Breakfast, as in his legal first name is Mister, etc.
January 11, 2026 at 11:10 PM
I just remembered that two different friends have dated a Toronto man named Mister Breakfast, as in his legal first name is Mister, etc.
How things are going: much listening to Boys for Pele; in high school, I had the album cover poster in my bathroom and I stared at Tori Amos every day but I didn’t really like the album at the time, just a few songs; I preferred Under the Pink. Maybe I’d be different if I’d had Cat Power albums.
December 30, 2025 at 2:28 PM
How things are going: much listening to Boys for Pele; in high school, I had the album cover poster in my bathroom and I stared at Tori Amos every day but I didn’t really like the album at the time, just a few songs; I preferred Under the Pink. Maybe I’d be different if I’d had Cat Power albums.
Learning that the estimated 80k-100k fed job cuts are meant to offset $B for Ukraine is even more obnoxious than when I thought the fed job cuts were just about funding more pipelines.
Canada to provide $2.5 billion in economic aid for Ukraine - Prime Minister Mark Carney condemned new Russian air attacks and announced additional economic assistance for Ukraine as he and the country’s president, Volodymyr Zelenskyy, stood side-by-side.
Canada to provide $2.5 billion in economic aid for Ukraine
Prime Minister Mark Carney condemned new Russian air attacks and announced additional economic assistance for Ukraine as he and the country’s president, Volodymyr Zelenskyy, stood side-by-side.
bit.ly
December 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Learning that the estimated 80k-100k fed job cuts are meant to offset $B for Ukraine is even more obnoxious than when I thought the fed job cuts were just about funding more pipelines.
Shout out to my ancestors watching over me while I cry over the queer hockey players, grateful that you get to see me care deeply about imagined tenderness and yearning among men. Feeling more human seems like a good thing.
December 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Shout out to my ancestors watching over me while I cry over the queer hockey players, grateful that you get to see me care deeply about imagined tenderness and yearning among men. Feeling more human seems like a good thing.
I love every AI hater
![Screencap from Reddit, r/Fauxmoi forum.
Title of post: AI Tech Bros Are All Too Charmless To Pull Off Their Current Charm Offensive
THINK PIECE
[Link to pajiba.com]
top comment by u/nogeologyhere
24m ago
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December 17, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I love every AI hater
2025 time capsule
December 4, 2025 at 1:56 PM
2025 time capsule
What if I change my name to Micycle, long for Mike obvs; what if I just try being a Micycle next year. I feel like I could talk myself into this by Dec 31.
November 28, 2025 at 4:37 PM
What if I change my name to Micycle, long for Mike obvs; what if I just try being a Micycle next year. I feel like I could talk myself into this by Dec 31.
Toronto is so funny because city councillors will say “save my beloved local parking lot!!” and then city councillors will make up images of people looking happy in the parking lot to stop density in their ward, and that guy will get re-elected for 12 more terms. This has happened twice in 5 years!
November 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Toronto is so funny because city councillors will say “save my beloved local parking lot!!” and then city councillors will make up images of people looking happy in the parking lot to stop density in their ward, and that guy will get re-elected for 12 more terms. This has happened twice in 5 years!
Got new glasses and Adam says I look like David Cronenberg,
a man wearing glasses says the more glorious the better
Alt: David Cronenberg, acting, wearing dark glasses, says “the more glorious the better”
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Got new glasses and Adam says I look like David Cronenberg,
I think a lot about that professor with a poster of Rasputin and a beard down to his knees
November 6, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I think a lot about that professor with a poster of Rasputin and a beard down to his knees
I am furious, my bedtime is in SHAMBLES; at least one Dodger motored through that other guy, at least we have that
November 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I am furious, my bedtime is in SHAMBLES; at least one Dodger motored through that other guy, at least we have that
I hope it’s another walk, that would be great
November 2, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I hope it’s another walk, that would be great
We’re watching some American feed because SportsNet is too unreliable and I’m just furious during this emotionally fraught time. I do not care about baseball, I care about the Dodgers losing!!!!
November 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
We’re watching some American feed because SportsNet is too unreliable and I’m just furious during this emotionally fraught time. I do not care about baseball, I care about the Dodgers losing!!!!
Omg who else just had their sportsnet app crash
November 2, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Omg who else just had their sportsnet app crash
Scrap scrap scrap!!!!
November 2, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Scrap scrap scrap!!!!
Instead of the Tylenol 3s prescription I’m normally given after surgery, I ended up with hydromorphone. A total shockeroo which seems fairly excessive for the situation, plus I’m already autistic so I’m okay with acetaminophen
October 30, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Instead of the Tylenol 3s prescription I’m normally given after surgery, I ended up with hydromorphone. A total shockeroo which seems fairly excessive for the situation, plus I’m already autistic so I’m okay with acetaminophen
I would have quit every single job in Slow Horses within 45 minutes of starting, I am sure of that much. The worst coworkers, shit working conditions, obviously I don’t care about England especially not to risk my life for it.
October 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I would have quit every single job in Slow Horses within 45 minutes of starting, I am sure of that much. The worst coworkers, shit working conditions, obviously I don’t care about England especially not to risk my life for it.