Brandy Bryant 🏳️⚧️
@inkmasterbator.bsky.social
Chick with a shtick. Filmmaker. Tattoo artist. Check out my standup! https://www.tiktok.com/@inkmasterbator?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc
A narcoleptic submissive rock band call ZZ Bottom.
January 21, 2026 at 6:30 PM
A narcoleptic submissive rock band call ZZ Bottom.
When the waiter brings you your noodle dish but it's undercooked.
January 20, 2026 at 11:06 PM
When the waiter brings you your noodle dish but it's undercooked.
Trump is dying and desperate so the only resources he wants from Greenland is Shark fin soup.
January 20, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Trump is dying and desperate so the only resources he wants from Greenland is Shark fin soup.
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Apparently, they get paid per arrest. Doesn't matter who it is or where or what.
Everyone arrested needs to sue the pants off them! Start here:
mitchthelawyer.substack.com/p/how-to-sue...
Then talk to ACLU-Minnesota: www.aclu-mn.org
Everyone arrested needs to sue the pants off them! Start here:
mitchthelawyer.substack.com/p/how-to-sue...
Then talk to ACLU-Minnesota: www.aclu-mn.org
How To Sue ICE Agents When Your Rights Are Violated
DISCLAIMER: This post gives you general information so you understand the basics and know what steps to consider.
mitchthelawyer.substack.com
January 20, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Apparently, they get paid per arrest. Doesn't matter who it is or where or what.
Everyone arrested needs to sue the pants off them! Start here:
mitchthelawyer.substack.com/p/how-to-sue...
Then talk to ACLU-Minnesota: www.aclu-mn.org
Everyone arrested needs to sue the pants off them! Start here:
mitchthelawyer.substack.com/p/how-to-sue...
Then talk to ACLU-Minnesota: www.aclu-mn.org
How long y'all think until it's "Fishing boats smuggling drugs into the US from Greenland?"
January 20, 2026 at 8:59 PM
How long y'all think until it's "Fishing boats smuggling drugs into the US from Greenland?"
A Christian missionary dies after trying to spread the word to a remote island of cannibals. Someone should have explained to him how this was a bad idea as if he were ate.
January 19, 2026 at 6:02 PM
A Christian missionary dies after trying to spread the word to a remote island of cannibals. Someone should have explained to him how this was a bad idea as if he were ate.
Managed to get a little painting done after finishing up my tattoo appointment last night😁
January 19, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Managed to get a little painting done after finishing up my tattoo appointment last night😁
About to start the next Turtles painting! This one's a bit larger than all of the previous ones so I might be a while. Wish me luck!
January 17, 2026 at 12:03 AM
About to start the next Turtles painting! This one's a bit larger than all of the previous ones so I might be a while. Wish me luck!
It's winter so I haven't bothered shaving my legs, but I ordered some ripped skinny jeans that are out for delivery so I'm just gonna shave the exposed parts of my legs. I guess this is that mail pattern baldness bigots keep saying I'm gonna experience.
January 16, 2026 at 7:38 PM
It's winter so I haven't bothered shaving my legs, but I ordered some ripped skinny jeans that are out for delivery so I'm just gonna shave the exposed parts of my legs. I guess this is that mail pattern baldness bigots keep saying I'm gonna experience.
If you believe this then you'll be happy to know I just got my period.
January 14, 2026 at 8:21 PM
If you believe this then you'll be happy to know I just got my period.
Thanks everyone for the birthday wishes! I'm late posting this because I got Donkey Kong Banaza and stayed up for two days playing. I guess I went bananas.
Going out with friends for some birthday wings!
January 14, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Thanks everyone for the birthday wishes! I'm late posting this because I got Donkey Kong Banaza and stayed up for two days playing. I guess I went bananas.
Going out with friends for some birthday wings!
January 12, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Going out with friends for some birthday wings!
Not bad for the first session. But now it's time... Go. Play.
January 11, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Not bad for the first session. But now it's time... Go. Play.
The way ICE walks around half-cocked and a threat to women's safety you'd think they were the dangerous trans people they claim trans people are.
January 10, 2026 at 6:22 PM
The way ICE walks around half-cocked and a threat to women's safety you'd think they were the dangerous trans people they claim trans people are.
I guess we can add women drivers to the list of things conservatives are afraid of. Actually I kind of get that one, you know? We've all seen Caitlin Jenner behind the wheel.
January 8, 2026 at 10:11 PM
I guess we can add women drivers to the list of things conservatives are afraid of. Actually I kind of get that one, you know? We've all seen Caitlin Jenner behind the wheel.
Started painting a radicalized rat.
January 8, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Started painting a radicalized rat.
I've seen so many people on the right mocking the death of Renee Good. About this far into the Charlie Kirk shooting they were making doxing sites to get people fired. I've yet to see anyone on the left doing that. Weird.
January 8, 2026 at 5:40 AM
I've seen so many people on the right mocking the death of Renee Good. About this far into the Charlie Kirk shooting they were making doxing sites to get people fired. I've yet to see anyone on the left doing that. Weird.
If a woman in an SUV full of plushies is one of the big bad Antifa terrorists we keep hearing about, the FBI is going to need a bigger ceiling hammock net.
January 8, 2026 at 1:44 AM
If a woman in an SUV full of plushies is one of the big bad Antifa terrorists we keep hearing about, the FBI is going to need a bigger ceiling hammock net.
You're an immigrant who makes cars that have run over more people, maybe for your own well being you should avoid ICE.
January 8, 2026 at 12:41 AM
You're an immigrant who makes cars that have run over more people, maybe for your own well being you should avoid ICE.
The cops in Minneapolis must be furious with ICE right now. A woman taking several shots to the head? That's their job!
January 8, 2026 at 12:14 AM
The cops in Minneapolis must be furious with ICE right now. A woman taking several shots to the head? That's their job!
Funny ain't it, the party that claims to want to "Protect women" celebrating a woman being murdered by ICE?
January 7, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Funny ain't it, the party that claims to want to "Protect women" celebrating a woman being murdered by ICE?
It's been one week and we've all had enough of 2026s shit.
January 7, 2026 at 8:49 PM
It's been one week and we've all had enough of 2026s shit.
Guys, I know the situation is bad with Trump leading us into WW3, but the alternative was a functioning economy, equal rights, and Medicaid for all.
January 6, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Guys, I know the situation is bad with Trump leading us into WW3, but the alternative was a functioning economy, equal rights, and Medicaid for all.
The only "C" Trump has ever parted is a child's legs.
January 6, 2026 at 3:19 AM
The only "C" Trump has ever parted is a child's legs.
Call me skeptical, but seeing how the US likes stripping freedom from its own citizens and labeling half the country as antifa terrorist that need to be rounded up, it's kinda hard to take the Trump regime at their word when they say they invaded Venezuela to free them.
January 5, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Call me skeptical, but seeing how the US likes stripping freedom from its own citizens and labeling half the country as antifa terrorist that need to be rounded up, it's kinda hard to take the Trump regime at their word when they say they invaded Venezuela to free them.