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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️
@inkmasterbator.bsky.social
Chick with a shtick. Filmmaker. Tattoo artist. Check out my standup! https://www.tiktok.com/@inkmasterbator?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc
I saved the best for last. COWABUNGA!
December 4, 2025 at 9:26 PM
The way people refuse to use the word "Zombie" in modern horror flicks you'd think "Zombie" was a pronoun.
December 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM
It's a Kodak moment.
December 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Wow that's a lot of money for Republicans to spend on a democratic hoax.
December 1, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I finally got to tattoo a portrait of the shark from the movie Jaws.
November 29, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Check out my Rich Uncle Pennybags airbrush painting on a 30x48 canvas made entirely from winning lottery tickets! Do not pass go without leaving a like!
November 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to all of the dolls!
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Without food stamps I don't have enough to eat or pay my bills. Im struggling and need any help I can get.

I've been looking for jobs but no one is hiring. Plz help out a trans girl in need. Times are so hard right now. 💗🏳️‍⚧️

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November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Your Thanksgiving spread might be pretty good, but I bet you don't have Neverland pie.
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
The FBI has recovered bullet casings from the scene of the DC shooting inscribed with "Popstar", "Wild Thoughts ", and "I'm the one". Dj Khaled's whereabouts remain unknown.
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Another day in the US, another shooting, and just because the fat slob had tits, the usual suspects are saying the shooter is trans.
November 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I've been thrifting most of my life but a Kevin Eastman autographed Turtles x Ghostbusters is easily the coolest thing I've ever found!
November 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Campbell's Soup is bad, we know, but it's so bad that even AI artists won't paint it.
November 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Looking to get a new phone but I think I'm gonna hold off because of the AI being added to every new device. Sorry, but if I wanted to pay money to talk to an imaginary friend, I'd join a religion.
November 25, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Added Bepo and Always Sunny to my clients One Piece leg!
November 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM
There's this racist health food diner in the south called Egg Whites Only. Ironically all of their patrons are yokels.
November 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
As a trans person I use the family restroom because it would be weird for me to go into either the men's or women's bathroom and tear up a KFC family bucket.
November 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
A convention for demons, imps, and deadites to cosplay as humans and geek out all weekend called "Necronomicomic-Con"
November 20, 2025 at 4:56 PM
The existence of the T-Rex implies the existence of the Cìs-Rex.
November 20, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I think if I ever get bottom surgery I'd have to shave my pubes into the shape of a mustache, that way when my friends ask if I have any drugs I can be like "I got you. Just let me reach into my private stash"
November 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
"Inside of me there are two wolves"

~Someone attending the after party at the fury convention, probably
November 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Two down, two to go!
November 17, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I barely managed to get a little chunk of forest knocked out between tattoos last night. Perhaps I'll finish it today.
November 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Yup, the Trump assassination attempt was definitely faked. If that sniper was really firing hot loads Trump would've caught them with his mouth and not his ear.
November 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Since Disney owns Home Alone and Trump likes to suck dick, does that make Donald a Disney princess?
November 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM