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I guess those Young Republicans who's Hitler worshipping messages got leaked really are "Just kids" as JD Vance put it, despite them all being on their thirties, when you consider the average age of a US representative is 147.

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 3d

Out riding my bike and accidentally nearly ran over a snake. I didn't want it bitting my ankles and, y'all, the way my legs went up in the air so fast for that snake, you'd think I was about to get laid.

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 3d

I guess that explains why I always thought the Pac-Man eating pellets sound goes "Maga-maga-maga" 🤔

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 6d

Where's my City of the Living Dead/Gates of Hell fans?

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 6d

My redneck is showing, I apologize.

Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 6d

Pokemon fan with a snuff habit at the gas station: Umm... I'll have the... umm... I can't decide!

Gas station attendant: Come on, man! I ain't got all day. Pick a chew!

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 8d

When you're trans, doesn't matter the context, someone will be like "Leave kids alone!". So anytime I'm out shopping and the cashier is like "Would you like to donate or round up for the kids?" I'm like "Nah. Fuck them kids". It feels so good to help out a cause.

Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 9d

Saying Trump lost the Nobel Peace Prize isn't true because there's no reality where he ever had it to begin with.

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 10d

One time I got asked to open for a bigger trans comedian and I turned it down because I was like "That'd be like going to a restaurant and ordering cocktail weenies as an appetizer when you're entree is a foot long hot dog"

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 11d

Out here living my best life.

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 12d

Mount Everest is basically Aokigahara Forest, aka Japan's suicide forest, but for rich white people. It's where they go to die.

Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 12d

I never got why anyone would want to climb Mount Everest. If you wanted to climb a mountain just to see a bunch of trash and dead bodies you could just visit Denver.

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 13d

MAGA comedian doing crowd work: *fires tear gas into the audience*

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 16d

Diddy only got four years in prison. That's such a short sentence that when he gets out Trump will still be in the Whitehouse.

Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 16d

Don't worry, I'm still out here being cringe 😎

Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 16d

Had to keep my head down while people were swinging at it 😅

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 16d

I think I got a rare Labubu.

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 17d

A sitcom about an autistic maga supporter who's obsessed with trains and rounding up "illegals" called: Conservautism

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · Sep 14

NASA found possible signs of life on Mars but Trump is aborting the mission, stating "If it's even a single cell that could grow into more advanced life then Mars must keep it"

Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · Sep 13

Landlords be like "I understand we are all living through difficult times with the civil war erupting, but please remember that rent is still due on the 1st"

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · Sep 13

*shot and stomped on*

But that works too, autocorrect.