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🦋 Percy 🦋
@insectglaives.bsky.social
Gɪᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴇʏᴇs, Fᴀᴛ Sʟᴜɢ! || Monster Hunter OC || World Hopper || rp/fake || he/him || 18+ || ✒🐹
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❝𝘎𝘰 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺, 𝘑𝘩𝘰 ! 𝘕𝘰 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘷𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 !❞

● Percival "Percy" A. Thurian
● Fifth-Fleet A-Lister. Master-Rank Hunter
● Insect Glaive Main. Flying Wyvern Specialist
● Bug Enthusiast
Yay! Time to play with knives!
💡

[Knifework] certainly won't be a problem.

You know, I think that may work. I'd forgotten how quickly those chefs worked, it's been so long.
Of course! I'm not sure how often you are able to enjoy professionally prepared sushi, but they certainly aren't slow.

Takes a bit of skill with a knife, but I feel like that's the fun part.
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Of course! I'm not sure how often you are able to enjoy professionally prepared sushi, but they certainly aren't slow.

Takes a bit of skill with a knife, but I feel like that's the fun part.
...What, skinning them and all? I did mention I appreciate speed here, yes?

But on the second point, we agree. I haven't felt the need to make a muddle of the spice rack with [that] endeavor.
Perfect!

A surprising amount of fish is in the cut. I can show you how to do that.

Fish is fun because a lot of times you don't need a lot of extra stuff. You can just let the ocean with a little butter do the talking.
November 28, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Perfect!

A surprising amount of fish is in the cut. I can show you how to do that.

Fish is fun because a lot of times you don't need a lot of extra stuff. You can just let the ocean with a little butter do the talking.
Fuck all.

Wait, fish. Fish cooks quickly, and the edges are an acceptable loss.
Then I would start by asking what type of things do you like to make? Or at least try to make.
November 28, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Then I would start by asking what type of things do you like to make? Or at least try to make.
And if they did?
Someone wants cooking advice??
November 28, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Someone wants cooking advice??
November 28, 2025 at 5:19 AM
(swooning)
November 28, 2025 at 4:47 AM
They're so great!!
November 28, 2025 at 3:59 AM
🥴
November 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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I make the mountain I carry look light.
November 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
//im inconsolable after penis butter nachos I hope you understand
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Penis
Butter
Nachos
boyfriend
pussy
beach
November 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I am going to let this old man do terrible things to me
November 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
"I promise to make tonight fun!"

It took no small amount of convincing on Percy's part to get @lucymoonlight.bsky.social to tag along for a night of camping in the snowy cold. An early and unusually fierce winter storm brought both a blanket of snow to the vampire's forest, and enough atmospheric+
November 21, 2025 at 2:32 AM
November 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
He's always up before the sun. This was his favorite time to work out.
November 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
😳
November 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
"Why cook good food if it's just going to disappear once it's eaten?

There's joy in making things, even if they aren't permanent."
“I can’t build a life again, foundation’s too cracked. Build anything on it and it’ll fall, given time. Why would I invite someone into that life when I know it’ll jus’ take a tumble right on their head?”
November 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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PERCY, COME PICK ME UP FROM THESE ISLANDS

IM SCARED
November 17, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Who hasn't died at least once before?
November 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
"It would work."
"Perhaps I can defeat the monster hunter by placing him into increasingly awkward social situations..."
November 16, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I never know what's going on with them so I'm glad they can take care of themself for the most part.
November 15, 2025 at 5:47 PM
"NO ONE ASKED YOU, SPARKLEBUTT."
"YOU ARE ALMOST AS IRKSOME AS THAT MEMORY-ROBBED BUFFOON!"
"WHAT DID I DO NOW?!"
November 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Let me pine over an old man in PEACE
November 14, 2025 at 3:31 AM
"WHAT DID I DO NOW?!"
"I am going to destroy that Hunter."
November 14, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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The D in DILF can indeed stand for Dilapidated.
November 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM