SmthnWitty
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🌱🏛, ☀️🍷and 🛁🦚 is my bread and butter. ⛓️🌧is the sprinkles on top. I will be posting mostly memes and text posts.
Only when I experience a thought tho, so don't hold your breath.
Only when I experience a thought tho, so don't hold your breath.
January 3, 2026 at 12:18 AM
I'm reading a lot of Danmei set at different times or dynasties. It's kinda interesting - #ThousandAutumns did info dump on me the most tho ngl.
January 3, 2026 at 12:11 AM
I'm reading a lot of Danmei set at different times or dynasties. It's kinda interesting - #ThousandAutumns did info dump on me the most tho ngl.
Mydei watches Phainon swing Dawnmaker one-handed and promptly plots how he's gonna get Phainon to pick him up one-hansed as well. Just to see how strong he is of course. #Phaidei
December 19, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Mydei watches Phainon swing Dawnmaker one-handed and promptly plots how he's gonna get Phainon to pick him up one-hansed as well. Just to see how strong he is of course. #Phaidei
What to say when a family member asks what ur reading on ur phone?
Take the bare bones of the fic - hurt/comfort HS AU? - Reading a story dealing with mental illness in teens and romance. Spicey murder AU? Murder mystery or Noir Detective. Then say its an alright read but not their cup of tea.
Take the bare bones of the fic - hurt/comfort HS AU? - Reading a story dealing with mental illness in teens and romance. Spicey murder AU? Murder mystery or Noir Detective. Then say its an alright read but not their cup of tea.
December 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
What to say when a family member asks what ur reading on ur phone?
Take the bare bones of the fic - hurt/comfort HS AU? - Reading a story dealing with mental illness in teens and romance. Spicey murder AU? Murder mystery or Noir Detective. Then say its an alright read but not their cup of tea.
Take the bare bones of the fic - hurt/comfort HS AU? - Reading a story dealing with mental illness in teens and romance. Spicey murder AU? Murder mystery or Noir Detective. Then say its an alright read but not their cup of tea.
🐈⬛ plays a prank on the heirs where they can only say their real thoughts and feelings, she thought 🍷 would be emotioanl bout ☀️(he was) and that there wouldn't be much difference for Agy and ☀️. She was right about Agy, but the heirs decide by the first hr that ☀️ needs a hug. And therapy. #Phaidei
December 4, 2025 at 7:26 PM
🐈⬛ plays a prank on the heirs where they can only say their real thoughts and feelings, she thought 🍷 would be emotioanl bout ☀️(he was) and that there wouldn't be much difference for Agy and ☀️. She was right about Agy, but the heirs decide by the first hr that ☀️ needs a hug. And therapy. #Phaidei
🍷: who keeps talking shit about the Deliverer!? I'll punch the next person that says one bad thing about him!
☀️: *let's slip smthn negative about himself*
🍷:... Right. Square tf up u beautiful bitch.
#Phaidei in how half of the market place got wrecked.
☀️: *let's slip smthn negative about himself*
🍷:... Right. Square tf up u beautiful bitch.
#Phaidei in how half of the market place got wrecked.
December 4, 2025 at 11:37 AM
🍷: who keeps talking shit about the Deliverer!? I'll punch the next person that says one bad thing about him!
☀️: *let's slip smthn negative about himself*
🍷:... Right. Square tf up u beautiful bitch.
#Phaidei in how half of the market place got wrecked.
☀️: *let's slip smthn negative about himself*
🍷:... Right. Square tf up u beautiful bitch.
#Phaidei in how half of the market place got wrecked.
Reading the good #Phaidei shit and I realise that in the majority of them Bby boy Phainon is going through it. Why can't this poor man have a good day in his own head.
This is gonna give me stomach ulcers jesus.
This is gonna give me stomach ulcers jesus.
December 4, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Reading the good #Phaidei shit and I realise that in the majority of them Bby boy Phainon is going through it. Why can't this poor man have a good day in his own head.
This is gonna give me stomach ulcers jesus.
This is gonna give me stomach ulcers jesus.
#Ratiorine fanfic in danger. It sucks cause I only need like two more paragraphs to get to the point, but I am struggling. (´д｀|||)
December 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
#Ratiorine fanfic in danger. It sucks cause I only need like two more paragraphs to get to the point, but I am struggling. (´д｀|||)
Phainon has nightmares after the Iron Tomb situation and 33million+ cycles. Mydei's tried waking him up - but that always ends bad, so he's taken to dragging Phainon so that his head is on Mydei's chest, his ear over his heart. This 100% works better, but does make them late to breakfast. #Phaidei
November 30, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Phainon has nightmares after the Iron Tomb situation and 33million+ cycles. Mydei's tried waking him up - but that always ends bad, so he's taken to dragging Phainon so that his head is on Mydei's chest, his ear over his heart. This 100% works better, but does make them late to breakfast. #Phaidei
#Cynari have a bby bfr #Haikaveh and Kaveh sees how cute they r and decides they need to have one so they can grow up friends like him and Nari.
Few weeks in and Alhaitham is fleeing at the sight of Kaveh and his little notebook tracker and his big ol' pout (not even sexy underwear entices him).
Few weeks in and Alhaitham is fleeing at the sight of Kaveh and his little notebook tracker and his big ol' pout (not even sexy underwear entices him).
November 26, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Yor finds out loid is Twilight and asks him what his real name is and He says he can't remember his real name anymore. #Twiyor angst hitting me right now.
November 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Yor finds out loid is Twilight and asks him what his real name is and He says he can't remember his real name anymore. #Twiyor angst hitting me right now.
'Having a puppy like bf is all fun and games until you want 5seconds to urself and can hear him whinning all the way in the bathroom.' - Mydei probs at some point.
#Phaidei
#Phaidei
November 15, 2025 at 1:32 PM
'Having a puppy like bf is all fun and games until you want 5seconds to urself and can hear him whinning all the way in the bathroom.' - Mydei probs at some point.
#Phaidei
#Phaidei
Phainon merges with Iron tomb to help them defeat it. Between the trail blazers and the Chrysos heirs they defeat him - Mydei deals the final blow and bcs of that he remembers Phainon from the last cycle he took part in and what he ment to him.
I hurt my own feelings. #Phaidei
I hurt my own feelings. #Phaidei
November 2, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Phainon merges with Iron tomb to help them defeat it. Between the trail blazers and the Chrysos heirs they defeat him - Mydei deals the final blow and bcs of that he remembers Phainon from the last cycle he took part in and what he ment to him.
I hurt my own feelings. #Phaidei
I hurt my own feelings. #Phaidei
Drunk Mydei getting jealous of Phainon talking to the people at their table, so he gets up, walks over and plops himself in Phainons lap like its his throne. Phainon blue screens and Mydei looks like the cat that got the cream. #Phaidei
October 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Drunk Mydei getting jealous of Phainon talking to the people at their table, so he gets up, walks over and plops himself in Phainons lap like its his throne. Phainon blue screens and Mydei looks like the cat that got the cream. #Phaidei
Just started a #Ratiorine fic and have fooled myself into believing that I'll remember to update it at lease once a week or two.
archiveofourown.org/works/73238421
archiveofourown.org/works/73238421
October 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Just started a #Ratiorine fic and have fooled myself into believing that I'll remember to update it at lease once a week or two.
archiveofourown.org/works/73238421
archiveofourown.org/works/73238421
There's just smthn about Dr. Ratio that whispers 'mid life crisis' - probs bcs he works with a little blond twink that pushes his buttons on the daily. #Ratiorine
October 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
There's just smthn about Dr. Ratio that whispers 'mid life crisis' - probs bcs he works with a little blond twink that pushes his buttons on the daily. #Ratiorine
The only person that has issues with #Haikaveh is Kaveh. He can't believe that that cute junior that followed him around bcm this nerdy unit of a brick wall that vexes him on the daily and blows out his back every night.
October 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The only person that has issues with #Haikaveh is Kaveh. He can't believe that that cute junior that followed him around bcm this nerdy unit of a brick wall that vexes him on the daily and blows out his back every night.
My favourite Days are my paydays.
October 17, 2025 at 6:13 PM
My favourite Days are my paydays.
#Haikaveh angst. 🌱 will nvr move on from 🏛 - but 🏛 would try to move on w/ his life and meet some1. Cue a few yrs later where 🏛 returns to Sumeru as a (un)happily married man. Ooooh 🌱 would wilt i tell u.
October 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
#Haikaveh angst. 🌱 will nvr move on from 🏛 - but 🏛 would try to move on w/ his life and meet some1. Cue a few yrs later where 🏛 returns to Sumeru as a (un)happily married man. Ooooh 🌱 would wilt i tell u.
☀️ tries to court Mydei the kremnoan way, but 🍷 just thinks its Phainon being Phainon and that it wouldn't be possible. Every1 sufferes watching these two clowns dance around each other. The ppl of kremnos think #Phaidei are already married and r taking bets on no. of children the two'll have.
October 4, 2025 at 11:44 AM
☀️ tries to court Mydei the kremnoan way, but 🍷 just thinks its Phainon being Phainon and that it wouldn't be possible. Every1 sufferes watching these two clowns dance around each other. The ppl of kremnos think #Phaidei are already married and r taking bets on no. of children the two'll have.
#phaidei where Mydei falls in love with a crumbling and broken statue of a man (☀️) but it makes him thinks its the type of art - only to realise through dreams that the statue was of someone he loved in a past life that is no longer here. 🍷 then somehow bcms able to see ☀️ as a spector or smthn angst
October 1, 2025 at 12:38 PM
#phaidei where Mydei falls in love with a crumbling and broken statue of a man (☀️) but it makes him thinks its the type of art - only to realise through dreams that the statue was of someone he loved in a past life that is no longer here. 🍷 then somehow bcms able to see ☀️ as a spector or smthn angst