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Insomniac GM
@insomniacgm.bsky.social
Tabletop Gamer. Game/Dungeon Master. Maker of Things. Worlds Okayest Pagan. Occasionally clever. Dad. He/Him/Dude. No AI ever.
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Introduce yourself with:

One book 📚 - The Hobbit
One movie 🎥 - Conan The Barbarian (1982)
One album 💿 - Paranoid - Black Sabbath
One TV Show 📺- Babylon 5
Introduce yourself with:

One book 📚 - Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.
One movie 🎥 - Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
One album 💿 - Oh, Inverted World. THE SHINS.
One TV Show 📺- Cowboy Bebop
Introduce yourself with:

One book 📚- Gideon the Ninth
One movie 🎥 — Annihilation
One album 💿 — absolute madness QUEEF JERKY
One TV show 📺 — DS9
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November 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Happy (American) Thanksgiving!!
November 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
That AI brain rot baby!!
I cannot stop laughing. This is so indicative of what's wrong with these AI people and how they view art
He ran into a wall where the "make art" button wasn't satisfying because it wasn't actually making good enough art, and instead of trying new things he just requests a stronger button
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Me waiting for my package to be delivered
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
A month or so ago my wife asked me for a Christmas wishlist. So I made one with mostly hobby/mini stuff, books, and a few funny t-shirts I liked.

Today she told me I didn't put any "fun stuff" on my list...

That is my fun stuff hun!!!
robert downey jr. is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .
Alt: robert downey jr. is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .
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November 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
So apparently the original Harry the Hammer artwork from the first edition of Warhammer is up for auction at Christie's and they took a decently high resolution.

I might never own an original piece of Warhammer art but I can totally live with high quality digital.
November 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Reposted by Insomniac GM
Hey Bsky. My wife wrote a serial killer rom-com where a leftist buys her own island and lures billionaires to serve her poetic justice.

She's auditioning voice actors (REAL HUMANS) and I think this one is really good. Would you mind listening/sharing?

#BookSky

www.instagram.com/p/DRVRy-QiYm...
Brandon Francis on Instagram: "Human Voices Only! 👏🏻💯💥 🥰 Stories are human, and they're meant to be told BY humans! We're taking a stand with our fellow narrators and authors against AI voices in the...
In a world where serial killers lurk in the shadows, a young woman's life is turned upside down when a mysterious caller asks her to participate in a unique program. Will she take the risk and join th...
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November 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I love when I get a new guy at the oil change place I goto.

This guy just tried to upsell me on an oil system clean on a rebuilt engine with under 5000 miles on it...

The old hands know better.
November 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Ah, man...
November 24, 2025 at 4:22 AM
A movie that takes place where you’re from
November 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
My SIL and her BF are starting to get into mini painting. I'm really tempted to send her this...
November 23, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Finally got fiber internet in my area!

After some quick research, it's faster, cheaper, and (more importantly to me) has unlimited data.

The guy comes out next week and I fully intend to pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out.
a man in a pirate hat has the word savvy written on his face
Alt: a man in a pirate hat has the word savvy written beneath
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November 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Remember, remember the 22nd of November, 1987.
November 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Reposted by Insomniac GM
Need one more voice for a super-short #vo job. It's 5 lines + 2 words and is for a small Kickstarter next year.

A higher/sweeter voice would be preferred. Phone recordings will be accepted.

Pay is either a straight $20 OR you can get a permanent 1% of profit from each comic sold. IT IS HORROR.
November 21, 2025 at 12:41 PM
"How did you get into TTRPGs?"

Me and four of my friends found a strange rollercoaster at an amusement park.
Little do we know it was actually a portal to an ancient realm fill with magic and adventure.
"How did you get into TTRPGs?"

I disassociated so hard I saw a glimpse into the ethereal realm between ours and another, they sat there with their papers, divining stones and offerings in guided bowls and in that moment I wished to be like them

Then I snapped back to my reality and weeped
"How did you get into TTRPGs?"

One night many years ago, a giant Player's Handbook hovered over me, beamed me aboard, and a Dungeon Master implanted polyhedral dice in my brain.
November 20, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Share a TV series you’ve seen from beginning to end more than once.
November 20, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Remember boys and girls, even if you like your employer and/or your job and/or your boss. A promise is still bullshit unless it's down on paper.
November 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Wait... there's a Project Hail Mary movie coming out in March...? With Ryan Gosling????

Well, I hope it doesn't suck.........................................................................
November 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Got dragged into a completely pointless, week long, project at work. And I fully intend to milk it as much as I can for the entire week.
a man is pouring milk into his mouth from a gallon
Alt: a man is pouring milk into his mouth from a gallon
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November 18, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Or maybe just sell your blood...
Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:

"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
November 18, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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The world always needs more chill librarians.
November 17, 2025 at 10:44 PM
So, uh, guess who's got two thumbs and lost two entire paint sizes...
a man wearing a white shirt and tie smiles in front of a window
Alt: a man wearing a white shirt and tie smiles in front of a window
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November 16, 2025 at 5:18 PM
This hurts my brain...
November 16, 2025 at 3:40 PM
It's been ten years since this lady decided it'd be okay to spend the rest of our lives together.
November 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
November 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM