The Egg Watcher
@instaandygram.bsky.social
Egg related posts and poems.
y'all really thought they were going to elect a pope who was like "nah, fuck them brown people"?
#pope
#LeoXIV
#popeleoXIV
#conclave
#pope
#LeoXIV
#popeleoXIV
#conclave
May 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
y'all really thought they were going to elect a pope who was like "nah, fuck them brown people"?
#pope
#LeoXIV
#popeleoXIV
#conclave
#pope
#LeoXIV
#popeleoXIV
#conclave
I find it funny that, after Trump tweeted his support of the young man, Shedeur Sanders was drafted by Cleveland. Now the current president has to support browns for the first time in his life.
Also, eggs are currently $6.22 a dozen.
#NFL
#Shedeur
#eggs
#cleveland
#trump
Also, eggs are currently $6.22 a dozen.
#NFL
#Shedeur
#eggs
#cleveland
#trump
April 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I find it funny that, after Trump tweeted his support of the young man, Shedeur Sanders was drafted by Cleveland. Now the current president has to support browns for the first time in his life.
Also, eggs are currently $6.22 a dozen.
#NFL
#Shedeur
#eggs
#cleveland
#trump
Also, eggs are currently $6.22 a dozen.
#NFL
#Shedeur
#eggs
#cleveland
#trump
The price of eggs has climbed so high,
They dance with stars up in the sky.
A dozen yolks could break the bank,
And leave your fridge a little blank.
But hush your tears and calm your pleas…
Good news, there are free eggs in trees!
#poetry
#eggs
#eggflation
They dance with stars up in the sky.
A dozen yolks could break the bank,
And leave your fridge a little blank.
But hush your tears and calm your pleas…
Good news, there are free eggs in trees!
#poetry
#eggs
#eggflation
April 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The price of eggs has climbed so high,
They dance with stars up in the sky.
A dozen yolks could break the bank,
And leave your fridge a little blank.
But hush your tears and calm your pleas…
Good news, there are free eggs in trees!
#poetry
#eggs
#eggflation
They dance with stars up in the sky.
A dozen yolks could break the bank,
And leave your fridge a little blank.
But hush your tears and calm your pleas…
Good news, there are free eggs in trees!
#poetry
#eggs
#eggflation
I crack two shells with practiced hand,
Like generations in this land.
But mid-yolk prep, a thought comes buzzin’:
How are eggs STILL five bucks a dozen?
#poetry
#eggs
#eggspensive
Like generations in this land.
But mid-yolk prep, a thought comes buzzin’:
How are eggs STILL five bucks a dozen?
#poetry
#eggs
#eggspensive
April 12, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I crack two shells with practiced hand,
Like generations in this land.
But mid-yolk prep, a thought comes buzzin’:
How are eggs STILL five bucks a dozen?
#poetry
#eggs
#eggspensive
Like generations in this land.
But mid-yolk prep, a thought comes buzzin’:
How are eggs STILL five bucks a dozen?
#poetry
#eggs
#eggspensive
Been a minute, did I miss anything?
April 7, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Been a minute, did I miss anything?
March 31, 2025 at 5:41 PM
March 21, 2025 at 12:10 PM
March 17, 2025 at 12:24 PM
People buy less #eggs today.
The cost is down, so they say.
No major flu outbreaks in weeks.
Should mean major price tag tweaks.
So what’s the deal with shells in twelves?
“a dip in price, not yet on store shelves”
#eggflation normalized
$4 eggs forever
The cost is down, so they say.
No major flu outbreaks in weeks.
Should mean major price tag tweaks.
So what’s the deal with shells in twelves?
“a dip in price, not yet on store shelves”
#eggflation normalized
$4 eggs forever
March 16, 2025 at 4:26 PM
People buy less #eggs today.
The cost is down, so they say.
No major flu outbreaks in weeks.
Should mean major price tag tweaks.
So what’s the deal with shells in twelves?
“a dip in price, not yet on store shelves”
#eggflation normalized
$4 eggs forever
The cost is down, so they say.
No major flu outbreaks in weeks.
Should mean major price tag tweaks.
So what’s the deal with shells in twelves?
“a dip in price, not yet on store shelves”
#eggflation normalized
$4 eggs forever
I will not eat green eggs and ham. I can’t afford them, Sam I am.
a cartoon of dr. seuss holding a speech bubble that says sam i am .
ALT: a cartoon of dr. seuss holding a speech bubble that says sam i am .
media.tenor.com
March 15, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I will not eat green eggs and ham. I can’t afford them, Sam I am.
A glimpse at incompetence edited for time.
The #Apprentice now streaming on Amazon Prime.
A #Netflix doc that costs more than they should spend
To say “she married for cash, be best, the end.”
The propaganda now, being laid on thick.
Forget the #measles outbreak, I already feel sick.
#poetry
The #Apprentice now streaming on Amazon Prime.
A #Netflix doc that costs more than they should spend
To say “she married for cash, be best, the end.”
The propaganda now, being laid on thick.
Forget the #measles outbreak, I already feel sick.
#poetry
March 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM
A glimpse at incompetence edited for time.
The #Apprentice now streaming on Amazon Prime.
A #Netflix doc that costs more than they should spend
To say “she married for cash, be best, the end.”
The propaganda now, being laid on thick.
Forget the #measles outbreak, I already feel sick.
#poetry
The #Apprentice now streaming on Amazon Prime.
A #Netflix doc that costs more than they should spend
To say “she married for cash, be best, the end.”
The propaganda now, being laid on thick.
Forget the #measles outbreak, I already feel sick.
#poetry
I didn’t buy a Tesla today.
I broke the law in some weird way.
Trump says that’s the case, so it must have legs.
But I spent my #Cybertruck fund on a dozen eggs.
#eggs
#illegal
#poetry
#gop
#eggflation
#tesla
#musk
#trump
I broke the law in some weird way.
Trump says that’s the case, so it must have legs.
But I spent my #Cybertruck fund on a dozen eggs.
#eggs
#illegal
#poetry
#gop
#eggflation
#tesla
#musk
#trump
March 11, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I didn’t buy a Tesla today.
I broke the law in some weird way.
Trump says that’s the case, so it must have legs.
But I spent my #Cybertruck fund on a dozen eggs.
#eggs
#illegal
#poetry
#gop
#eggflation
#tesla
#musk
#trump
I broke the law in some weird way.
Trump says that’s the case, so it must have legs.
But I spent my #Cybertruck fund on a dozen eggs.
#eggs
#illegal
#poetry
#gop
#eggflation
#tesla
#musk
#trump
What happens when prices never go down?
You’re owning the libs by destroying the town.
Will you still drink the tears and not see the harm,
When these policies make you sell the family farm?
#poetry
#eggs
#elon
#trump
#ownthelibs
You’re owning the libs by destroying the town.
Will you still drink the tears and not see the harm,
When these policies make you sell the family farm?
#poetry
#eggs
#elon
#trump
#ownthelibs
March 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM
What happens when prices never go down?
You’re owning the libs by destroying the town.
Will you still drink the tears and not see the harm,
When these policies make you sell the family farm?
#poetry
#eggs
#elon
#trump
#ownthelibs
You’re owning the libs by destroying the town.
Will you still drink the tears and not see the harm,
When these policies make you sell the family farm?
#poetry
#eggs
#elon
#trump
#ownthelibs
That’s $5 in #eggs, Rocky.
a man is drinking a cup of orange juice from a plastic container .
ALT: a man is drinking a cup of orange juice from a plastic container .
media.tenor.com
March 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
That’s $5 in #eggs, Rocky.
February 28, 2025 at 9:36 PM
You can now buy #citizenship to the United States for roughly the cost of six million and six hundred thousand #eggs.
#trumpgoldcard
#egg
#eggflation
#maga
#trumpgoldcard
#egg
#eggflation
#maga
February 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
You can now buy #citizenship to the United States for roughly the cost of six million and six hundred thousand #eggs.
#trumpgoldcard
#egg
#eggflation
#maga
#trumpgoldcard
#egg
#eggflation
#maga
I just bought eggs, a dozen for nine.
That’s seventy five cents per egg, to Trump that’s just fine.
Let me let you in on a secret I see,
He doesn’t care about you or about me.
We’re not Elon, or Russian, or racist as fuck
We don’t have a toddler to say “shut the fuck up”
#eggs
#poetry
#elon
#x
That’s seventy five cents per egg, to Trump that’s just fine.
Let me let you in on a secret I see,
He doesn’t care about you or about me.
We’re not Elon, or Russian, or racist as fuck
We don’t have a toddler to say “shut the fuck up”
#eggs
#poetry
#elon
#x
February 23, 2025 at 10:51 PM
It’s egg-o’clock in the morning
But my wallet’s in mourning
#makeeggscheapagain
#eggs
#trump
#groceries
#inflation
But my wallet’s in mourning
#makeeggscheapagain
#eggs
#trump
#groceries
#inflation
February 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
It’s egg-o’clock in the morning
But my wallet’s in mourning
#makeeggscheapagain
#eggs
#trump
#groceries
#inflation
But my wallet’s in mourning
#makeeggscheapagain
#eggs
#trump
#groceries
#inflation
It’s hard to write silly poetry about the price of eggs when there is so much wrong with the regime in power.
Eggs ARE expensive, Russia INVADED Ukraine, inflation IS up, and we DON’T have a king. What other facts need to be said for the people in the back?
#ukraine
#inflation
#eggs
#trump
Eggs ARE expensive, Russia INVADED Ukraine, inflation IS up, and we DON’T have a king. What other facts need to be said for the people in the back?
#ukraine
#inflation
#eggs
#trump
February 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
It’s hard to write silly poetry about the price of eggs when there is so much wrong with the regime in power.
Eggs ARE expensive, Russia INVADED Ukraine, inflation IS up, and we DON’T have a king. What other facts need to be said for the people in the back?
#ukraine
#inflation
#eggs
#trump
Eggs ARE expensive, Russia INVADED Ukraine, inflation IS up, and we DON’T have a king. What other facts need to be said for the people in the back?
#ukraine
#inflation
#eggs
#trump
I can’t describe the feeling when
I’m up to make the breakfast and
I crack an egg open
The bacon sizzles in the pan
And makes my mouth water and then
It’s time to break the fast again
#eggs
#poetry
#eggflation
I’m up to make the breakfast and
I crack an egg open
The bacon sizzles in the pan
And makes my mouth water and then
It’s time to break the fast again
#eggs
#poetry
#eggflation
February 18, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I can’t describe the feeling when
I’m up to make the breakfast and
I crack an egg open
The bacon sizzles in the pan
And makes my mouth water and then
It’s time to break the fast again
#eggs
#poetry
#eggflation
I’m up to make the breakfast and
I crack an egg open
The bacon sizzles in the pan
And makes my mouth water and then
It’s time to break the fast again
#eggs
#poetry
#eggflation
