Neal O'Carroll
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Neal O'Carroll
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Absurd hit or miss amateur humour PLUS typos! (legally blind) 🎧 Into Your Head podcast 🐈 Matchstick Cats comics Everything & more at: IntoYourHead.ie ⚠️ Absurd or nonsensical humour posts are not real opinions.
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I spent several decades wishing I’d some day live this close to a supermarket. Sadly I forgot to stipulate it should also be at roughly the same altitude as my house.
From now on, If you say "I mean" at the beginning of a sentence, I'm going to ask "You mean by what?".

Also, if you say "the thing is, is", I'm just going to stab you with two of my cats.

I feel better already, just having a policy.
The politicians love that you are obligingly turning voter against voter instead of blaming them. They can sit back and relax while you criticise your fellow taxpayer for not being economic geniuses.
If they’re that pointless run we should judge the candidate who choose to take part. It mean thy are spineless and unable to soak up for themselves.
Donald Duck’s Throat and TV Widening

It's odd that in eighty five years, not one person has tried to tell Donald Duck that he just needs to clear his throat. I'm sure I'm not the first person to point that out, although if you were the first person to point that out, you should note that the…
Donald Duck’s Throat and TV Widening
It's odd that in eighty five years, not one person has tried to tell Donald Duck that he just needs to clear his throat. I'm sure I'm not the first person to point that out, although if you were the first person to point that out, you should note that the copyright on your statement will expire after seventy years, with no exceptions.
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Science needs to seek an explanation for why so many adults seem unabe to just say no to anything these days.
And intellectually disabled for her last decade or two.
They were, just not to each other.
Unpopular opinion, but every #sunset is a diabolically disgusting blood-tinged, vomit-inducing manifestation of the sun's daily casual reminder that it could cheerfully kill every last one of us with fire in an instant.
No Mr Orbisison, that is not "all right", it's downright creeepy
I don't currently own a dog but if I did, I'd be careful not to over praise it. You're not a "good boy", you're an adequate and reasonably pleasant companion whose behaviour falls within the desired parameters. I don’t practice this on our cats, but that’s because they are exceptionally good cats.
Tabs are what they used to have instead of Diet Coke in some countries. Don’t know about spaces.
When we get time travel I'm going to mess with people's heads by going back to 1985 to add several extra founding members to the Travelling Wilburys, who record an album then gradually die over the next two years, leaving the quintet who we currently remember.
There are far more replica White House west wings in TV and movie studios than there are actual west wings in the real world. The show "The West Wing" should have addressed this anomoly by having Martin Sheen's character ban all the fakes
No offence but you English didn’t invent pissing at a great height, it’s been going on since the dinosaurs.
Which varieties of Whiskas face you tried recently?
Don't call it a nest egg. That's weird and superfluous. Just say egg.
The minister went o
n to say that prison warden is a wonderful job that shouldn’t need to be advertised at all.
It’s so funny how they always think only one of them is wrong or gross or whatever, and that we have to choose.