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invaderskunkboy.bsky.social
D A N N Y
@invaderskunkboy.bsky.social
Punky skunk with the smelly braps

24 y/o 🔞No minors please, GET OFF MY LAWN
Roomie who randomly says: "Bro I'm horny as fuck right now.....wanna stuff your face in my asscheeks and make cute noises for me while I jerk off?"
August 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Things the skunk did today:

- Gaming
- Stuffed my face with Little Caesars
- Chatted with satisfied recipients of my smelly items...
- Jammed out to Incubus while building a Lego Ferrari
- Teased a dork in Discord VC with my pizza-fueled farts until he nutted

10/10 day ngl <3
August 5, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Me in my Mr. Breast era be like:

"I have locked this nerd in a room with 15 gassy skunks and if they can survive 3 minutes without passing out I will give the nerd $8"
August 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Skunk friend that just answers with "your funeral" anytime you suggest ordering pizza
July 30, 2025 at 9:54 PM
All my homies HATE seeing girls breathing fresh air
July 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Normal people after farting in public: "omg lol that was so embarrassing, I dunno if I can come back again after that"

Me after farting in public: *being led out of the store in handcuffs* "Yeah sooooo I'm probably gonna need you to do me a solid and bail me out, bro"
July 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Skunk mob boss with a gang of goons that go with him everywhere, but he's gotta be in the back of the group because if he stood in front.....one ripped fart and they'd all be down like bowling pins
July 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
So what if finding a girl's clitoris is hard??

Finding her nose is 10 times easier.....and 10 times more fun~ <3
July 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Girls be fallin apart while they huffin my fart
July 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
"OOPS, I just totally definitely accidentally dropped your gf into The Inescapable Pit of Eternal Skunk Stink........my bad, dude"
July 22, 2025 at 8:17 AM
So like....I'm learning it's apparently somewhat common for people to get strapped to their seats with fuckin duct tape if they're super rowdy on an airplane?

Why have I never seen this scenario used in fart art before??? It seems like such a missed opportunity tbfh-
July 19, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Dude who wears designer cologne and gets 0 bitches VS bro who practically never bathes and gets several bitches (fart cushions)
July 15, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Dude at work goes to the back and is like "damn, it smells like ASS" back here

Bro is literally standing in my Dedicated Farting Corner....of course it's gonna smell like ass smh-
July 14, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I have a medical condition that prevents me being able to stop myself from rubbing my dick while thinking about farting on a dork's face at least twice a day
July 13, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Me: "Heheheh...guys, I'm totally about to fart..."

The bros: "Fuck yeah dude, let it rip!"

The micro trapped in my underwear: "MMPH!! NNRMMMPPHH!!!!"
July 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Big party where I invite like 6 gassy dudes to come hang out in nothing but our underwear, play games, and scarf down burritos....while we have a hot girl locked in my smotherbox, and constantly fight over who's turn it is to use the "gaming chair"~
July 7, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Pokémon trainer who pulls a prank on his rival where he secretly slips some special bait into their backpack that's specifically made to attract nothing but Skuntanks......
July 5, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Two-sentence horror story:

Skunk bro comes over to your house uninvited saying he'll be hanging out with you all night, and he's holding a bag from Taco Bell.

Upon further inspection...the bag was empty.
July 2, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Me buying lockable, heavy-duty harness and using it to tightly restrain your face into my asscheeks, and then a few minutes later being like "oh shit dude....I think I lost the key"

Of course I'm literally holding it...but you can't tell since all you can see is FAT SKUNK ASS~
July 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Bad news: Pride Month is over, being gay is now illegal again </3

Good news: I'm able to make posts about pretty girls again :3

.......about how good they are at being cute, submissive fart filters for smelly boys, that is~~
July 1, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Skunk demon wizard who has some cute dork's soul trapped in a big, green gem on his necklace....and summons them about 3 times per day on average, for no reason other than to be his fart muffler~
June 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Reposted by D A N N Y
CW: Gas, farts

Canon Cheri content
June 26, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Hell is real and it's under my blanket
June 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Fat himbo skunk who absolutely loves the delicious chili his boyfriend is always cooking for him, despite it making him SUPER gassy 24/7

His cute, dorky boyfriend of course definitely not being a fart freak (he is), the chili is just all he knows how to cook (it is not)
June 25, 2025 at 8:07 AM
We are also in "swamp ass so frequent nearly every fart sounds wet" temperatures.....
Yep.....we've now officially reached "one whiff of my crotch and you'll become completely zonked" temperatures
June 23, 2025 at 7:26 AM