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Could someone please explain why the only drug smugglers the Trump administration can find to obliterate are off the coast of Venezuela? Have the smugglers abandoned every other South and Central American country? Or is this just a pretext to invade Venezuela? Hmmm?
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Does this mean Charlie Kirk would have apologized for calling her “a sociopath” and “the shame of the country” when she withdrew from a previous Olympic competition, or naaah?
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Trump roots for Chiefs at Super Bowl. They bomb. He shows up to cheer U.S. Ryder Cup. They suck. He glad-hands the Yankees. They go in the toilet.
Do we really want this guy rooting for America?
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Is there a record of the President of the United States playing golf when the country was under the threat of invading forces as described by Stephen Miller? Cuz it seems like Trump would be in the situation room, not the golf course, if Miller could be believed.
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By tradition and law, you are supposed to be dead before your image is used on U.S. currency or coinage.
Is Trump?
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That Charlie feller musta really been something. Not even Jesus got on the shekel. And he was, like, God.
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I screwed the farmers, and I just want to tip them now. Little gratuity for letting me screw them.
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Hard to stage an attempted assassination at the U.N., so Trump settled for escalator and Teleprompter sabotage. Complaints about it likely right there in his speech.
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This funding would be for land clearing and ethnic cleansing to prepare Gaza for the Trump Mediterranean Hotel, Spa and Golf Course, am I right?
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I am okay with this as long as they hire the Dwayne Wade sculptor to do the Kirk statues.
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Duffy is a lumberjack, and a former Fox host. He knows nothing about safety, or progress.
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Lethality, but not legality? We’ve seen how this works out before - at The Hague.
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Just waiting for someone to be gunned down on a Florida street, and the police artist comes and does a chalk outline of the body, and DeSantis has the chalk guy arrested.
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I think this is a pretext to say the U.S. is at war, we are an emergency - so now (checks notes, coughs) Trump can keep setting the crazy tariffs that a court told him last week he had no right to do.
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Mr. Witkoff, thank you for your service, sir. Without ignorant sycophants like yourself speaking out, the world might never know the depth of utter stupidity that comprises MAGA.
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Bone spurs all better, then, I guess.
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It’s true! More residents are flocking to Subway than ever before. Submarine sandwiches are literally flying off the shelves in D.C.!
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Can’t believe Trump is not being credited with ending the biggest war of all: The War On Christmas.
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You don’t erase history?
Great! Release the Epstein files!
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I will be ordering 500 cups of coffee to be delivered to Sean Duffy’’s office by drone immediately - just to show my thanks for his creative thinking.
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To keep the fuel rods of the nuclear reactor on the moon cool, Duffy would spray them with a 240,000-mile-long garden hose connected to the Pacific Ocean. Other obstacles are still being studied.
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After the nuclear reactor is up and running on the moon, nuclear waste and spent fuel rods would be disposed of in an area no longer habitable by humans: Earth.
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Ron Vera, the invented “economic expert” Navarro inserted in his books to bolster his theories, also sees Trump winning a Nobel in economics - as well as a Peace Prize, Pulitzer, Grammy and 72 more golf club championships.
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Nothing’s in writing, but Japan’s investment in the U.S. could be “up to” $550-billion.
So, it COULD be 15 cents.
Art of the deal!
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His mouth went to “think tanks” and his brain immediately went into sleep mode.