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Ralph Bakshots
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You're not fired, you're promoted to customer
I am not intimidated by a single person on the internet. No one and nothing on the internet actually matters. What are they going to do, post me to death? That's all they do and they're not even very good at it
My problem with karma is it seems snowball-y. Like, you're a sinful rich man, you're reborn as a poor beggar. You're a poor beggar, you cheat and steal to survive, you're reborn as a slug. Now you're a slug, how the fuck are you supposed to cultivate punya as a slug. How do you dig out of that hole
Do you think anyone ever in the history of time enforced the "favored multiclass" rules where you got an XP penalty for having any other class besides your primary class be at anything other than within 1 level of the primary class UNLESS it was your racial stereotype favored class
Centaurs are bugs because they have six limbs
Retvrn to plain. Whu fool around, we're here for salt and simple carbohydrates. Divest yourself of your flavorful pretentions and put the reptilian brainstem in charge
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Oh, I never knew it was "a thing." I haven't played. I just know bugs is supposed to have six legs 🤷‍♂️
Does anyone ever draw her with the full 6/8 limbs?

Like she's fighting hard and goes "I'm going to have to go all out, just this once" and her arms split into two pairs of arms, revealing that she was just keeping them pressed together all along
Gotta blindfold the gorgon so she can't petrify...gotta bind her hands and feet of course...gotta put little tiny ball gags in the mouths of all the head-snakes so they can't bite...her mouth too for that matter...dunno what her breasts can do, shoot poison maybe? Better shibari them
I want to achieve CHIM and rewrite reality from the inside out but only so I can etch the concept of "MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS" into the collective soul of mankind
This made me question not just his commitment to parades, but to jubilees, galas, hootenanies, and shindigs. To America.
🎶well you can tell by the way I swing my sword, I'm a woman's man, no time for words🎶
The lobster does not concern himself with correctly implementing the meme
I always wanted to see a zombie story where the protagonists desperately try to understand the mechanics of how the "infection spreads" and develop a "vaccine" but at the end the villain emerges and he's got a robe and staff and he says "no you morons. It's necromancy. It's dark magic from Satan"
Evolutionary incest taboo strongly discourages love/lust for people you grew up with, even if they aren't blood relatives. Jewish kibbutzes, for instance, had huge problems with this.

Now if any of the "my childhood crush is back as my adult crush" stories actually EXPLORED that angle...
(tears domino mask off of face) MOMSONA
"It's not a real job"

Why the fuck would you want a real job
That little fetcher with the earring and the makeup,

Yeah buddy, from Seyda Neen

That little fetcher got his own silt strider,

That little fetcher he's the Nerevarine
Western RPG development took an arrow to the knee
God im not even trans I just have trans friends and siblings and a basic human soul, and even so I was ready to redacted redacted
We dont live in a legitimate country anymore so stop treating it like one
Yes. Obviously. Shut the government down, no compromises. Collapse the government completely. Blue states should stop paying federal taxes. Local officials should refuse to obey the federal government and the Supreme Court. States should take over federal projects and seize federal assets by force.