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IowaAkimbo
@iowaakimbo.bsky.social
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Was on Twitter then everything changed when the South African attacked He/Him, Cis, Straight, White. BLM, Trans rights are Human Rights, Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.
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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 9h
RIP to Drew Struzen, the greatest to ever do it. 🙌
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IowaAkimbo @iowaakimbo.bsky.social · 10h
Is she the spirit of a Slungus who died or did she just like, materialize outta nowhere?
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olive consumer's ambulatory skeleton @machete.gay · 2d
Do not be easily wooed by the prospect of easily weeding the people doing this from our society and a quick recovery.

In many quarters, undoing this and making it harder for it to happen again will be the rest of our lives.
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IowaAkimbo @iowaakimbo.bsky.social · 2d
Hot take: Country Music is good as soon as you find some that isn’t Nashville Produced, Redneck slop
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IowaAkimbo @iowaakimbo.bsky.social · 2d
It’s depressing that I’ve kinda recognized this for a while now.

Everything is “A bit”

Nothing is taken seriously anymore… unless it’s drama BS
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IowaAkimbo @iowaakimbo.bsky.social · 2d
Right so the way I’d deal with you is leaving a couple of red herrings. ONLY 2 PATSIES THO. Anymore and you’d probably start suspect the evidence’s authenticity.

Meanwhile I do everything possible to be a background character
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IowaAkimbo @iowaakimbo.bsky.social · 2d
The dumbest timeline somehow got slightly less depressing
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IowaAkimbo @iowaakimbo.bsky.social · 2d
Celery
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IowaAkimbo @iowaakimbo.bsky.social · 2d
Well that explains why I was weirdly good at playing Imposter in Among Us
The Secret Second Killer
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IowaAkimbo @iowaakimbo.bsky.social · 2d
In other words

Consume Slop and become Slop
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IowaAkimbo @iowaakimbo.bsky.social · 3d
Either Riolu or Tertwig
Rilou holding a Crowbar in the Half-Life 2 Idle pose. With a “voice chat icon above his head” Turtwig
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IowaAkimbo @iowaakimbo.bsky.social · 3d
I guess. I mean where you think he from?
Riolu Layin on a bed sideways with his tail waggin
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IowaAkimbo @iowaakimbo.bsky.social · 3d
Nonsensical is what I’d use.

Yeah, huge chunks of the world are totally going to hand over their military matters to a foreign corporation,

AND

The US is the one trying the hardest to fight them… in 2028…

Also NATO is slowly dissolving yet somehow gets Egypt to join?
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IowaAkimbo @iowaakimbo.bsky.social · 3d
And yes that is meant to sound stupid
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IowaAkimbo @iowaakimbo.bsky.social · 3d
Why do Europeans care about Baseball?
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IowaAkimbo @iowaakimbo.bsky.social · 3d
Like Tennis?
Riolu runnin wit a Tennis Ball with an arrow pointing at the ball saying “not his ball”
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IowaAkimbo @iowaakimbo.bsky.social · 3d
Why are your friends getting you Baseball post?
JC Denton
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IowaAkimbo @iowaakimbo.bsky.social · 3d
I’m American and MY feed doesn’t show any baseball. What kinda stuff are you feeding your Timeline?
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IowaAkimbo @iowaakimbo.bsky.social · 3d
The mortals shall look upon me, AND DESPAIR!!!
Helldivers 2 Super Destroyers Orbiting a giant T-posing Model of “Mort” from the Madagascar franchise
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IowaAkimbo @iowaakimbo.bsky.social · 4d
Basically he’s trying to apply Great Replacement theory to fucking food.
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IowaAkimbo @iowaakimbo.bsky.social · 4d
….. If I didn’t know you weren’t American that would’ve told me right there.

Most of our violence IS fist fights and knives. Guns only make up about a 1/4th of the violence here. When I say every aspect of our society is designed to turn us into violent Sociopaths

I MEAN IT
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IowaAkimbo @iowaakimbo.bsky.social · 4d
When we say we’d “win in a fight. For a lot of us it isn’t a matter of pride. It’s a matter of how unbelievably shitty things are here.
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IowaAkimbo @iowaakimbo.bsky.social · 4d
Or Y’know, it’s because our country is far more violent.

We have a school get shot up every week, and that’s ignoring the fact that our infrastructure, government structure, and general culture all promote a sense of Isolation and the concept of Righteous Violence at nearly every opportunity.
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IowaAkimbo @iowaakimbo.bsky.social · 4d
And what I survive?

What then?
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IowaAkimbo @iowaakimbo.bsky.social · 4d
The Black Templars Dilemma.

Awesome faction

Attracts the Shittiest Fanbase
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