me refreshing my email 2 min after posting my 5+ years old gently used teapot on craigslist

i cannot be the only person who takes one route to work and if that route is unavailable i simply will not go. pre-coffee 6:51am is not the time for adventure

circles are our coping mechanism. every layoff we find ourselves forming a circle - talking or not.

the number of times someone has walked into the office and said “why are we in a circle” with fear in their eyes just this year is so fucking sad

the other day my coworker was telling my gen-z coworkers how you had to text a number to tw**t from your phone back in the day and i almost fell out of my chair

almost 30 is keeping the tab aspirationally open but actually knowing you’ll be done after 1 drink