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Or three things <3 feeling spicy I might even ”oink” four things.
October 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Or three things <3 feeling spicy I might even ”oink” four things.
// rememembers bluesky. Remembers masos account. Posts one or two things
October 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
// rememembers bluesky. Remembers masos account. Posts one or two things
So many poor innocent souls stuck at home. When they could be stuck in my hotel.
August 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM
So many poor innocent souls stuck at home. When they could be stuck in my hotel.
Dogs you say. I knew a dog.
asmr a pig and worm sniff you like curious dogs
August 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Dogs you say. I knew a dog.
Wow!
We could do that if that’s what you wannnnt. It’s just a li’l deal where I get your soul and you get whatever you want. ;)
We could do that if that’s what you wannnnt. It’s just a li’l deal where I get your soul and you get whatever you want. ;)
What kind of deal is it?
Last time I made a deal with a pig, I was locked in an airplane without a chute.
Last time I made a deal with a pig, I was locked in an airplane without a chute.
You sound special. Do you want to make a deal with me ;)
August 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Wow!
We could do that if that’s what you wannnnt. It’s just a li’l deal where I get your soul and you get whatever you want. ;)
We could do that if that’s what you wannnnt. It’s just a li’l deal where I get your soul and you get whatever you want. ;)
You sound special. Do you want to make a deal with me ;)
Uhm. I saw my mom as a ghost.
She told me to bring her crazy meds
then she disappeared , I cried. A lot.
She told me to bring her crazy meds
then she disappeared , I cried. A lot.
Wow ♡ now tell me about how your self esteem is.
August 14, 2025 at 6:20 AM
You sound special. Do you want to make a deal with me ;)
Wow ♡ now tell me about how your self esteem is.
I cook bikers in stew on occasion.
Hitch hikers too. Fuck em.
Hitch hikers too. Fuck em.
What can I say, I have good tastes
August 14, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Wow ♡ now tell me about how your self esteem is.
What can I say, I have good tastes
You actually like that?
One cannibal to another.
One cannibal to another.
You promise? 🥺
August 14, 2025 at 6:12 AM
What can I say, I have good tastes
You promise? 🥺
if he's a pig, i'll feed him bacon just for shits and giggles.
i dont know if he likes those things but he is literally a pig ? 💧 oink ? purple ?
August 14, 2025 at 6:11 AM
You promise? 🥺
You know, my studio is making a cartoon based on a popular webcomic.
August 14, 2025 at 5:39 AM
You know, my studio is making a cartoon based on a popular webcomic.
oink
August 14, 2025 at 5:04 AM
oink
Oh oink
oh worm
The jazz music keeps going, actually.
August 14, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Oh oink
The jazz music keeps going, actually.
[ spitting out drink sputtering jazz music screeches to a stop ]
I’m your daddy.
August 14, 2025 at 4:28 AM
The jazz music keeps going, actually.
I’m your daddy.
im gagging please dont put that thought in my mind
You make it sound like I’m your papa ghahaha
August 14, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I’m your daddy.
You make it sound like I’m your papa ghahaha
i know i cant introduce the pig to any of my new friends because hed say something embarrassing and incriminating
August 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM
You make it sound like I’m your papa ghahaha
Hm? Sorry lol. I’m distracted.
August 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Hm? Sorry lol. I’m distracted.
I’d love to use a leech.
do you need a doctor
Bestie that’s a normal sized heart.
August 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I’d love to use a leech.