Ishkur
@ishkur.bsky.social
They rioted for a demonstrably false lie.
They will never rally for an objectively true fact.
They will never rally for an objectively true fact.
November 9, 2025 at 10:22 AM
They rioted for a demonstrably false lie.
They will never rally for an objectively true fact.
They will never rally for an objectively true fact.
Just to be on the safe side I think Dick Cheney's body should be cut up into a dozen pieces and each piece buried in a secret location so his soul can never come back.
November 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Just to be on the safe side I think Dick Cheney's body should be cut up into a dozen pieces and each piece buried in a secret location so his soul can never come back.
Well lesson learned, Blue Jays: Don't wear Leafs jerseys to your playoff games.
It can only end in soul crushing tragedy.
It can only end in soul crushing tragedy.
November 2, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Well lesson learned, Blue Jays: Don't wear Leafs jerseys to your playoff games.
It can only end in soul crushing tragedy.
It can only end in soul crushing tragedy.
Don't worry, Jamaicans are fast. They can run away from the hurricane.
October 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Don't worry, Jamaicans are fast. They can run away from the hurricane.
Baseball isn't a sport, it's a relational database management system where table data is generated by ten dudes standing in a field.
October 28, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Baseball isn't a sport, it's a relational database management system where table data is generated by ten dudes standing in a field.
With apologies to Randall Munroe
October 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
With apologies to Randall Munroe
RIP Dave Ball, one half of Soft Cell, The Grid, frequent collaborator with Genesis P'Orridge, and generous contributor to the acid house/bleep techno/progressive house pantheon.
Electronic Music's greatest generation has lost another one.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBpb...
Electronic Music's greatest generation has lost another one.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBpb...
The Grid - Floatation
YouTube video by ohnoitisnathan103
www.youtube.com
October 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
RIP Dave Ball, one half of Soft Cell, The Grid, frequent collaborator with Genesis P'Orridge, and generous contributor to the acid house/bleep techno/progressive house pantheon.
Electronic Music's greatest generation has lost another one.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBpb...
Electronic Music's greatest generation has lost another one.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBpb...
So you protested Fascism today. Good job.
But tomorrow the protest will be over and the Fascism is still there.
But tomorrow the protest will be over and the Fascism is still there.
October 19, 2025 at 2:09 AM
So you protested Fascism today. Good job.
But tomorrow the protest will be over and the Fascism is still there.
But tomorrow the protest will be over and the Fascism is still there.
Freedom is never just given away out of generosity.
It is fought for. It must be wrenched out of the hands of the oppressors. They will cry and whine about how they are the victims for not getting their way. Don't concede.
If you want freedom, you must fight for it. With violence if necessary.
It is fought for. It must be wrenched out of the hands of the oppressors. They will cry and whine about how they are the victims for not getting their way. Don't concede.
If you want freedom, you must fight for it. With violence if necessary.
October 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Freedom is never just given away out of generosity.
It is fought for. It must be wrenched out of the hands of the oppressors. They will cry and whine about how they are the victims for not getting their way. Don't concede.
If you want freedom, you must fight for it. With violence if necessary.
It is fought for. It must be wrenched out of the hands of the oppressors. They will cry and whine about how they are the victims for not getting their way. Don't concede.
If you want freedom, you must fight for it. With violence if necessary.
They will push you with a bayonet. If you are soft, they will keep pushing. If you are hard, they will stop.
Harden up.
Harden up.
October 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
They will push you with a bayonet. If you are soft, they will keep pushing. If you are hard, they will stop.
Harden up.
Harden up.
It's been 40 years. Bon Jovi should at least be three quarters of the way there by now.
October 16, 2025 at 1:20 AM
It's been 40 years. Bon Jovi should at least be three quarters of the way there by now.
How come ICE hasn't caught any white illegal immigrants?
October 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
How come ICE hasn't caught any white illegal immigrants?
The buttfumble is now the second most embarrassing thing to happen to Mark Sanchez.
October 5, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The buttfumble is now the second most embarrassing thing to happen to Mark Sanchez.
Pete Hegseth today: "Sexual Chocolate ladies and gentlemen."
September 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Pete Hegseth today: "Sexual Chocolate ladies and gentlemen."
I wish Tylenol caused autism. Do you have any idea how ridiculously high our math scores would be if that were true? And we'd totally destroy Koreans in Streetfighter and Starcraft competitions.
September 24, 2025 at 7:09 AM
I wish Tylenol caused autism. Do you have any idea how ridiculously high our math scores would be if that were true? And we'd totally destroy Koreans in Streetfighter and Starcraft competitions.
The CFL just "New Coked" itself.
September 23, 2025 at 2:21 AM
The CFL just "New Coked" itself.
"The underground will not be online" is the new "the revolution will not be televised"
September 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
"The underground will not be online" is the new "the revolution will not be televised"
A lot of people are confusing Charlie Kirk with James T. Kirk. Let me explain it for you.
James T Kirk was a fictional starship captain for the United Federation of Planets, while Charlie Kirk was a piece of shit fascist shot by another piece of shit fascist.
Hope that clarifies things.
James T Kirk was a fictional starship captain for the United Federation of Planets, while Charlie Kirk was a piece of shit fascist shot by another piece of shit fascist.
Hope that clarifies things.
September 21, 2025 at 8:44 AM
A lot of people are confusing Charlie Kirk with James T. Kirk. Let me explain it for you.
James T Kirk was a fictional starship captain for the United Federation of Planets, while Charlie Kirk was a piece of shit fascist shot by another piece of shit fascist.
Hope that clarifies things.
James T Kirk was a fictional starship captain for the United Federation of Planets, while Charlie Kirk was a piece of shit fascist shot by another piece of shit fascist.
Hope that clarifies things.
Oh for fucks sakes, people. He was a god damn podcaster. He wasn't Princess Di.
September 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Oh for fucks sakes, people. He was a god damn podcaster. He wasn't Princess Di.
September 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
All the flags flown at half mast for Robert Redford, actually.
September 16, 2025 at 6:18 PM
All the flags flown at half mast for Robert Redford, actually.
I... can't anymore. I just can't. Q is right. Completely, truthfully, 100% right.
Savagery got us into this mess, and unfortunately savagery can only get us out.
Savagery got us into this mess, and unfortunately savagery can only get us out.
September 15, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I... can't anymore. I just can't. Q is right. Completely, truthfully, 100% right.
Savagery got us into this mess, and unfortunately savagery can only get us out.
Savagery got us into this mess, and unfortunately savagery can only get us out.