My greatest strength? I know for certain that I would be tempted by a great magical object and corrupted into evil and for that reason I would do everything in my power to keep it from me. I also cum alot

if they made Colonel Sanders black would that be woke or anti-woke

can you believe in japan anime is just tv

Michael B Jordan is the Scotty Pippen of people named Michael Jordan

sometimes i feel like the lisan al gaib
sometimes i feel
like I'm on a Dune

sorry for holding up traffic officer, i was admiring the moon

As an Italian I always keep bread on my nightstand for when I'm done eating pussy

Alright, we got dasher, dancer, prancer, vixen, comet, cupid, donner, and blitzen. Number one answer still on the board. For a chance to steal, Christ family, who is the most famous reindeer of all

fat people are the real skinny people. because of all the skin

imagine being a bird. imagine running around with no arms.

Oh, Brian Wilson died? Good for him.

you ain't foolin anyone girl, i can still see all that ass stuffed up in that burqa 🥵

"I'm not a tv doctor, I just played one on tv" -Matt LeBlanc