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istarispartan.bsky.social
Jay
@istarispartan.bsky.social
98 followers 83 following 2.4K posts
Here for news & jokes mostly. Views are my own. I swear a lot. World expert on things, and stuff. Anime and games lover. Plotting to take over the world.
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istarispartan.bsky.social
Jay @istarispartan.bsky.social · 2m
Watching the president of the US hock knock-off watches while knowing he has nuclear launch codes is like watching a crack-head trying to sell you a TV he just found laying around, while having the controls to a scud missile.

It's Very unsettling.
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Jay @istarispartan.bsky.social · 8h
A makadiko
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Thee Spooky BlackSky👨🏾‍🍳 @xavierbeloved.blacksky.app · 10h
What’s the best drink you’ve ever had?
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Jay @istarispartan.bsky.social · 8h
Used to love my George Foreman grill.
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Thee Spooky BlackSky👨🏾‍🍳 @xavierbeloved.blacksky.app · 10h
What’s a celebrity product you actually do love ?
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Jay @istarispartan.bsky.social · 8h
Jungle. Though deserts do have their nice bits.
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Thee Spooky BlackSky👨🏾‍🍳 @xavierbeloved.blacksky.app · 10h
Desert, Woods, or Jungle?
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Jay @istarispartan.bsky.social · 8h
Beach. Water should move.
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Thee Spooky BlackSky👨🏾‍🍳 @xavierbeloved.blacksky.app · 10h
Beach, Lake, or Waterfall?
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Jay @istarispartan.bsky.social · 8h
Pickles!
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Thee Spooky BlackSky👨🏾‍🍳 @xavierbeloved.blacksky.app · 10h
What doesn’t belong on a Burger?
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Jay @istarispartan.bsky.social · 8h
Regina Hall
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Thee Spooky BlackSky👨🏾‍🍳 @xavierbeloved.blacksky.app · 10h
Who’s a Celebrity you wanna know on a personal level?
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Jay @istarispartan.bsky.social · 8h
Some stars are movie away from us faster than the speed of light.
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Thee Spooky BlackSky👨🏾‍🍳 @xavierbeloved.blacksky.app · 10h
Tell me a Random Fact you know
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Jay @istarispartan.bsky.social · 8h
Power - Kanye
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Thee Spooky BlackSky👨🏾‍🍳 @xavierbeloved.blacksky.app · 10h
If you had theme music for whenever you walked in a room what would it be ?
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Jay @istarispartan.bsky.social · 8h
An alien. Fuck this planet.
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Thee Spooky BlackSky👨🏾‍🍳 @xavierbeloved.blacksky.app · 10h
If you got reincarnated today what would you wanna be in your next life
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Jay @istarispartan.bsky.social · 8h
I just grind my hips on yours. Or just start nibbling your neck.
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Thee Spooky BlackSky👨🏾‍🍳 @xavierbeloved.blacksky.app · 10h
WHATS YOUR MATING CALL?
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Jay @istarispartan.bsky.social · 23h
#goodmorningto and only to you @jailynnsbait.xyz
I hope you're the first person to get a PS6!
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Jay @istarispartan.bsky.social · 1d
I was waiting for it! 🤣
a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing
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Jay @istarispartan.bsky.social · 1d
A better one will come soon
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Jay @istarispartan.bsky.social · 1d
Imagine you're doing this emotionally, make the call then take the suit off after.
a person is standing on a suitcase that looks like a skateboard
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Jay @istarispartan.bsky.social · 1d
Probably a good third of all the songs I like are over 30 (🙈👴🏾🏃🏿‍➡️)
But today I'm going with Hip Hop Hooray by Naughty by Nature.

Thank me later
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Naughty by Nature - Hip Hop Hooray (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Tommy Boy
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Jay @istarispartan.bsky.social · 1d
I'm definitely 8 or 6. It's a good day. Can only get better.
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Jay @istarispartan.bsky.social · 1d
I got you homie!
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Jay @istarispartan.bsky.social · 1d
#goodmorningto and only to you! Hope you find money today.
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Jay @istarispartan.bsky.social · 2d
The amount of students I've had waste time then panic at the end!

If I could invent a way to turn panic into money I'd be wealthy!
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Bre aka Big Mama aka BreYonnaBeats @itsonlybre.bsky.social · 4d
If you make me feel stupid for being excited about you, you’ll literally never have to worry about me again.
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Jay @istarispartan.bsky.social · 4d
Morning to you too sweety
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Jay @istarispartan.bsky.social · 4d
Raggedy*
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Jay @istarispartan.bsky.social · 4d
@naiyalove.bsky.social i hope when you go shopping the alarm goes off as you leave, and the guard needs to check everything item on your receipt, and everyone is looking at you like you a ragged thief.
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Jay @istarispartan.bsky.social · 4d
a close up of a man 's face with a tear running down his face .
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