Years ago I had a coworker no one liked. So as one does, three coworkers stole his office fridge and took pics of it around town. They would leave the pics on his desk. This is still the best office prank I’ve seen.

From a recent transcript (witness is law enforcement):

“It is antithetical to our constitution for the United States government to police the activities of non-citizens whose actions occur abroad,” wrote an attorney for defendant Seyyed Hossein Hosseini, a citizen of the Netherlands. “Yet, in this case, the government has done just that.”

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