marlo
itsbilbo.bsky.social
marlo
@itsbilbo.bsky.social
Saying cooked is cooked
February 4, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Why does gordon ramsay hate garlic
February 4, 2026 at 12:58 PM
So no
February 4, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Have you tried uninstalling and reinstalling the Jersey Mike's app?
February 2, 2026 at 6:13 PM
If I had a dragon I'd be so loyal and protective of it
January 31, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Gordon Ramsay announces his membership in the no fap community
January 30, 2026 at 3:51 AM
STOP WASHING YOUR HANDS

IT MAKES IT A LOT HARDER FOR POOP TO GET EVERYWHERE
January 29, 2026 at 5:08 PM
How your call to action finds me
January 23, 2026 at 12:32 AM
I hate making decisions but even to me this is sad
January 22, 2026 at 5:13 PM
I can't wait to read!
January 20, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Does anyone want to start a band
January 20, 2026 at 2:40 PM
January 19, 2026 at 5:18 PM
If I had a time machine I'd go back to 2022 and save the queen of England and we wouldn't be in this mess
January 17, 2026 at 7:45 PM
God gave you two ears so you can listen to #music with one airpod pro and still have another ear open for mischief
January 17, 2026 at 2:17 PM
January 16, 2026 at 11:57 PM
My personal library has 0 sesame street episodes which makes it at least 100 episodes freer of sesame street episodes than YouTube but you don't see me on variety dot com
January 16, 2026 at 10:58 PM
I have NEVER been sick.
January 16, 2026 at 10:53 PM
PSA: the 5 second rule is entirely related to flavor. Food poisoning is closer to 2 hours
January 16, 2026 at 8:42 PM
I love r/personalfinance because every post is universally scolding people for having lives. They give the same advice if you've unexpectedly inherited $500k or you're $100k in credit card debt. Eat 1 cup of beans everyday and consider killing yourself.
January 16, 2026 at 3:20 PM
God what a good idea
January 15, 2026 at 10:51 AM
January 14, 2026 at 8:39 PM
An inspired fender decision to push the Japanese press release to the start page
January 13, 2026 at 4:13 PM
True enshitification. Fender bought Presonus and are turning Studio One into an iPad app. To change amps in their new emulator (which feels like the only reason they did this besides putting their stupid logo in every plugin) you have to scroll horizontally backwards like a touch screen
January 13, 2026 at 4:11 PM
We defeated Dilbert
January 13, 2026 at 4:06 PM