CRZYT
@itscrzyt.bsky.social
MS Advocate | Fantasy Romance & Romantasy Bookworm 📚 | Loud for Awareness, Soft for Dragons | [email protected]
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After some serious shelf love, my bookcases are finally complete! 📚✨ Can you spot your favorite series on here? Or maybe a book you’ve been dying to read? Comment below—I want to hear which shelf calls to you most! 💚💙 #BookCommunity
October 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
After some serious shelf love, my bookcases are finally complete! 📚✨ Can you spot your favorite series on here? Or maybe a book you’ve been dying to read? Comment below—I want to hear which shelf calls to you most! 💚💙 #BookCommunity
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L is for the loss you took last night,
O is for that O and 4—what a sight.
S is for the smackdown on the floor,
T—the Cubs just laughed and wanted more. 😎⚾️
Dodgers danced, the sweep was sweet,
Brewers packed it up in defeat.
L-O-S-T, the scoreboard don’t lie,
Dodgers fly high, Brewers say bye. 💙💛
L is for the loss you took last night,
O is for that O and 4—what a sight.
S is for the smackdown on the floor,
T—the Cubs just laughed and wanted more. 😎⚾️
Dodgers danced, the sweep was sweet,
Brewers packed it up in defeat.
L-O-S-T, the scoreboard don’t lie,
Dodgers fly high, Brewers say bye. 💙💛
October 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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L is for the loss you took last night,
O is for that O and 4—what a sight.
S is for the smackdown on the floor,
T—the Cubs just laughed and wanted more. 😎⚾️
Dodgers danced, the sweep was sweet,
Brewers packed it up in defeat.
L-O-S-T, the scoreboard don’t lie,
Dodgers fly high, Brewers say bye. 💙💛
L is for the loss you took last night,
O is for that O and 4—what a sight.
S is for the smackdown on the floor,
T—the Cubs just laughed and wanted more. 😎⚾️
Dodgers danced, the sweep was sweet,
Brewers packed it up in defeat.
L-O-S-T, the scoreboard don’t lie,
Dodgers fly high, Brewers say bye. 💙💛
Today the world feels a little dimmer, but love like this never fades. 🤍
October 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Today the world feels a little dimmer, but love like this never fades. 🤍
September 30, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I love Marching Band Competitions
Go Band Go!
Go Band Go!
September 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I love Marching Band Competitions
Go Band Go!
Go Band Go!
Long ago, the bottom shelf stood empty, awaiting tomes of power. But lo, the Cat of Shadows descended, claiming it as his eternal dominion. None shall place a book there… lest they face his wrath.
September 27, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Long ago, the bottom shelf stood empty, awaiting tomes of power. But lo, the Cat of Shadows descended, claiming it as his eternal dominion. None shall place a book there… lest they face his wrath.
Decided to learn how to crochet… so naturally I’m starting with a raccoon. 🦝 If this turns out looking more like a potato with eyes, just know it was made with love (and lots of swearing). 🧶😂 #Crochet
September 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Decided to learn how to crochet… so naturally I’m starting with a raccoon. 🦝 If this turns out looking more like a potato with eyes, just know it was made with love (and lots of swearing). 🧶😂 #Crochet
September 23, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Whole squad out here playing like straight booty cheeks 🍑💩 … but shoutout to my Minnesota D for dropping 29 like they’re tryna carry me to the promised land all by themselves 🟣💛 #Skol
September 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Whole squad out here playing like straight booty cheeks 🍑💩 … but shoutout to my Minnesota D for dropping 29 like they’re tryna carry me to the promised land all by themselves 🟣💛 #Skol
My fantasy season was limping… so I embraced it. Welcome to the era of the Turf Toe Terrors. 🦶🏈 #FantasyFootball
September 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
My fantasy season was limping… so I embraced it. Welcome to the era of the Turf Toe Terrors. 🦶🏈 #FantasyFootball
Target already has Christmas decorations out. Like ma’am… let me be spooky before I be jolly. 🎃➡️🎄 Calm down, Santa, it’s still Michael Myers’ season.
September 11, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Target already has Christmas decorations out. Like ma’am… let me be spooky before I be jolly. 🎃➡️🎄 Calm down, Santa, it’s still Michael Myers’ season.
Got approved for a Barnes & Noble credit card. Because what pairs better with crippling depression than crippling debt… and 30% off YA fantasy?
September 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Got approved for a Barnes & Noble credit card. Because what pairs better with crippling depression than crippling debt… and 30% off YA fantasy?
With the first overall pick in the 2025 Fantasy Draft, Ditka in the Sheets selects Ja’Marr Chase! The crowd is on their feet, the defense is trembling, and the league has officially been put on notice. Lock it in, this season’s highlight reel starts right here #FantasyFootball
September 1, 2025 at 2:37 AM
With the first overall pick in the 2025 Fantasy Draft, Ditka in the Sheets selects Ja’Marr Chase! The crowd is on their feet, the defense is trembling, and the league has officially been put on notice. Lock it in, this season’s highlight reel starts right here #FantasyFootball
Pulled up to a Caterpie raid with Eternatus like I brought a bazooka to a water balloon fight. 🐛💥 #PokemonGO
August 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Pulled up to a Caterpie raid with Eternatus like I brought a bazooka to a water balloon fight. 🐛💥 #PokemonGO
Can we normalize backing out of a parking spot without hitting the cars behind us? 🫠 My poor rear bumper is begging for mercy at this point…
August 22, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Can we normalize backing out of a parking spot without hitting the cars behind us? 🫠 My poor rear bumper is begging for mercy at this point…
Imagine crushing karaoke so hard the DJ gets salty, stops the track, and says we’re pissing him off because we’re singing it better than he does.
Sorry babe, we are the moment. 🎤✨ #GirlsNight #KaraokeQueens #StayMad
Sorry babe, we are the moment. 🎤✨ #GirlsNight #KaraokeQueens #StayMad
August 2, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Imagine crushing karaoke so hard the DJ gets salty, stops the track, and says we’re pissing him off because we’re singing it better than he does.
Sorry babe, we are the moment. 🎤✨ #GirlsNight #KaraokeQueens #StayMad
Sorry babe, we are the moment. 🎤✨ #GirlsNight #KaraokeQueens #StayMad
quiet
Me: deep in my book, completely unbothered
more quiet
Husband, out of nowhere: “The Blue Jays have the best record in the American League East. 6.5 games ahead of the Yankees. The only Canadian team.”
Me: …okay baseball Wikipedia, thanks?
Me: deep in my book, completely unbothered
more quiet
Husband, out of nowhere: “The Blue Jays have the best record in the American League East. 6.5 games ahead of the Yankees. The only Canadian team.”
Me: …okay baseball Wikipedia, thanks?
July 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
quiet
Me: deep in my book, completely unbothered
more quiet
Husband, out of nowhere: “The Blue Jays have the best record in the American League East. 6.5 games ahead of the Yankees. The only Canadian team.”
Me: …okay baseball Wikipedia, thanks?
Me: deep in my book, completely unbothered
more quiet
Husband, out of nowhere: “The Blue Jays have the best record in the American League East. 6.5 games ahead of the Yankees. The only Canadian team.”
Me: …okay baseball Wikipedia, thanks?
Just started rewatching Game of Thrones and now I’m seriously considering learning High Valyrian on Duolingo… because clearly what my life was missing was the ability to threaten people politely in a dead fictional language. 🐉📚
If you need me, I’ll be muttering “dracarys” at my microwave.
If you need me, I’ll be muttering “dracarys” at my microwave.
July 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Just started rewatching Game of Thrones and now I’m seriously considering learning High Valyrian on Duolingo… because clearly what my life was missing was the ability to threaten people politely in a dead fictional language. 🐉📚
If you need me, I’ll be muttering “dracarys” at my microwave.
If you need me, I’ll be muttering “dracarys” at my microwave.