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Michael Felder
@itsfelder.bsky.social
Y'all know who I am. I like flowers, cooking and do football stuff.
being a husband is just being your family's tech guy, cook and therapist.
February 5, 2026 at 1:20 AM
I am very close to telling my kid's friend to "shut the fuck up, I'm working" so lord help me
February 4, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Here is how fucked the portal and early enrollment plus coaching changes is, look at these disparate academic calendars, which is what college is about
February 3, 2026 at 4:12 PM
I said "sucking hind tit" and people looked at me like I was a lunatic. Is that not a common phrase?
February 3, 2026 at 3:17 PM
I think I figured out the hierarchy for cfb calendar including academics and portal and nsd and I also am solo dadding after a hell day.
February 3, 2026 at 4:17 AM
New 4 Hard Downs on Transactional vs Familial and snow and more open.substack.com/pub/itsfelde...
4 Hard Downs: Familial, Transactional & Snowed In
Two Different Concepts That Get Confused, Chillary getting us to the store and kids kids kids
open.substack.com
February 2, 2026 at 9:46 PM
My wife is walking, in the snow, to a neighbors house to stand on business and I do not think this lady is ready for it. She's coming and hells coming with her.
February 1, 2026 at 5:51 PM
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Talking Bill Belichick and the HOF with @ahamm.bsky.social and @itsfelder.bsky.social
January 30, 2026 at 4:53 PM
My wife asked me "what do you even do during the day" and I was like "how do you think dinner, laundry plus a work out and get money happens"
January 30, 2026 at 4:36 PM
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No, YOU’RE the idiot who scheduled his podcast to drop tomorrow morning, not this morning

No use in pointing fingers, brand new UDPod drops in 5 minutes with @ahamm.bsky.social and @itsfelder.bsky.social

Currently at 113 subscribers, S/O to MTMTE and James Roberts

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Unanimous Decision
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January 30, 2026 at 2:59 PM
I am at the urologist and let me tell you, I know I am entering old world because they are all on speakerphone like my mother-in-law
January 28, 2026 at 4:30 PM
New 4 Hard Downs and we get into a snow day plus lane kiffin doing nasty work and prime vs profanity open.substack.com/pub/itsfelde...
4 Hard Downs: Snow Day, Birthday, Plus Lane and Prime
Let's have a sleepy day, let's be excited for a snow day and hopefully we get in this birthday
open.substack.com
January 26, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Does your kid have a complex lunchbox that does truly suck shit, hit me up 336-448-3607 and leave a voicemail because mine does
January 24, 2026 at 6:20 PM
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Too many to name but there’s some really great heartfelt, honest, talking through tough life moments that make me really appreciate @itsfelder.bsky.social @surber.bsky.social @stephenhartzell.bsky.social sharing w us, along with the community. It’s great to get the full range of emotions. Thank you
January 24, 2026 at 2:51 AM
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January 22, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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We deserve a break

Somehow, the Patriots returned with @itsfelder.bsky.social

youtube.com/shorts/pktCx...
Somehow, The Patriots Returned #palpatine #nflfootball #playoffs #patriots #drakemaye #uncfootball
YouTube video by Unanimous Decision
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January 21, 2026 at 2:15 PM
I drank an entire 20oz Gatorade in the line to checkout at Harris Teeter.
January 20, 2026 at 2:03 PM
picked off !!!!!
January 20, 2026 at 4:15 AM
we are about to see Irvin go off or a historic event
January 20, 2026 at 4:14 AM
finish the drill
January 20, 2026 at 4:10 AM
i think we are done here
January 20, 2026 at 3:59 AM
TD let's go
January 20, 2026 at 3:38 AM
let's go fletcher
January 20, 2026 at 3:24 AM
the middle
January 20, 2026 at 2:55 AM