Jump
@itsjump.bsky.social
Recording artist from Atlanta, Ga
Resident dipshit
Links to music below
https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/ajump/into-it-aoty-edition
Resident dipshit
Links to music below
https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/ajump/into-it-aoty-edition
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The bannon Epstein interview has the same energy at the channel 5 nick Shirley interview except the interviewer is the brainless right wing grifter and the subject is the mysteriously funded creep with sa allegations
February 2, 2026 at 12:34 PM
The bannon Epstein interview has the same energy at the channel 5 nick Shirley interview except the interviewer is the brainless right wing grifter and the subject is the mysteriously funded creep with sa allegations
About a dozen cops in every Kroger in ATL right now, great reason to go to my local market and shop in peace!
January 29, 2026 at 4:38 PM
About a dozen cops in every Kroger in ATL right now, great reason to go to my local market and shop in peace!
"It's 9 dimensional chess Brendon, as soon as the fed lowers rates the money is gonna come flooding in. The dollar will be worth 2, maybe 5 times more than it is now, you get it?
My draft kings payout is gonna be insane. Do you know what a parlay is Brendon?"
My draft kings payout is gonna be insane. Do you know what a parlay is Brendon?"
January 28, 2026 at 12:52 AM
"It's 9 dimensional chess Brendon, as soon as the fed lowers rates the money is gonna come flooding in. The dollar will be worth 2, maybe 5 times more than it is now, you get it?
My draft kings payout is gonna be insane. Do you know what a parlay is Brendon?"
My draft kings payout is gonna be insane. Do you know what a parlay is Brendon?"
We're officially in phase two!
- we're building a surveillance state so watch out!
- we have run out of money for the surveillance state please just don't misbehave
- the surveillance state has just unionized against us and we're moving to argentina
- we have run out of money for the surveillance state please just don't misbehave
- the surveillance state has just unionized against us and we're moving to argentina
January 28, 2026 at 12:16 AM
We're officially in phase two!
Trying to find an easy way to break it to the new gens that most indie music was mediocre/bad but pitchfork convinced people to enjoy bad music ironically
January 27, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Trying to find an easy way to break it to the new gens that most indie music was mediocre/bad but pitchfork convinced people to enjoy bad music ironically
The truth about Metallica is that if lars was a better drummer the guitars wouldn't shine and the music would be worse overall
January 26, 2026 at 11:48 PM
The truth about Metallica is that if lars was a better drummer the guitars wouldn't shine and the music would be worse overall
Youth pastors next Sunday:
"I wanna talk about another guy who was murdered by state authorities for no good reason"
"I wanna talk about another guy who was murdered by state authorities for no good reason"
January 26, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Youth pastors next Sunday:
"I wanna talk about another guy who was murdered by state authorities for no good reason"
"I wanna talk about another guy who was murdered by state authorities for no good reason"
This is how I felt about my dad supporting trump for the first time 10 years ago
January 25, 2026 at 2:55 PM
This is how I felt about my dad supporting trump for the first time 10 years ago
Had a billion dollar idea for a suburban slop restaurant: pizza spaghetti burger
Like a burger where the buns are pizza and the meat is spaghetti
Like a burger where the buns are pizza and the meat is spaghetti
January 23, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Had a billion dollar idea for a suburban slop restaurant: pizza spaghetti burger
Like a burger where the buns are pizza and the meat is spaghetti
Like a burger where the buns are pizza and the meat is spaghetti
I love scolding people on bluesky! You forgot about the Epstein files you loser! No one is doing anything to stop the orange menace! I can't believe no one is talking about everything that's going on! You all voted for this!
January 21, 2026 at 12:45 PM
I love scolding people on bluesky! You forgot about the Epstein files you loser! No one is doing anything to stop the orange menace! I can't believe no one is talking about everything that's going on! You all voted for this!
I just wanted to write a quick apology, it's recently come to my attention that I am, what is commonly referred to as, a "white man" which carries with it some amount of debt. Anyway, I hope you all elect me as president and don't look into the "human skull juggler island" that I have never been to
December 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I just wanted to write a quick apology, it's recently come to my attention that I am, what is commonly referred to as, a "white man" which carries with it some amount of debt. Anyway, I hope you all elect me as president and don't look into the "human skull juggler island" that I have never been to
Finally trying Dynasty Warriors 9 because it's <$20 on steam rn
December 20, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Finally trying Dynasty Warriors 9 because it's <$20 on steam rn
New PC gamers are my favorite because I can lie to them about GOG.
December 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
New PC gamers are my favorite because I can lie to them about GOG.
I'm glad I don't have to change my opinion of Tennesseeans, bunch of fuckin yokels and dipshits
December 3, 2025 at 9:46 AM
I'm glad I don't have to change my opinion of Tennesseeans, bunch of fuckin yokels and dipshits
Being in your 30s is about buying a new vacuum on Black Friday and excitedly vacuuming everything in the house
November 28, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Being in your 30s is about buying a new vacuum on Black Friday and excitedly vacuuming everything in the house
I'm not calling for violence against the rich, I'm just saying someone should build an unsinkable cruise ship, charge exorbitant prices for tickets and let an alcoholic captain take it through the north atlantic
November 25, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I'm not calling for violence against the rich, I'm just saying someone should build an unsinkable cruise ship, charge exorbitant prices for tickets and let an alcoholic captain take it through the north atlantic
Florida needs to go at this point, just hold the whole state under sea level until it stops kicking
November 21, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Florida needs to go at this point, just hold the whole state under sea level until it stops kicking
I'm hopeful that the steam machine will set an optimization goal for PC devs rather than continuing to have every game tuned for the latest $3000 machines. Not every AAA title needs to be the new Crysis
November 16, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I'm hopeful that the steam machine will set an optimization goal for PC devs rather than continuing to have every game tuned for the latest $3000 machines. Not every AAA title needs to be the new Crysis
The way Valve is moving, I'm expecting a half-life movie next year with Chris Pratt as the voice of Gordon Freeman
November 14, 2025 at 1:46 PM
The way Valve is moving, I'm expecting a half-life movie next year with Chris Pratt as the voice of Gordon Freeman
Trump is known to get on his knees when a bill is due
November 14, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Trump is known to get on his knees when a bill is due
I guess fetterman can't stop falling flat on his face
November 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I guess fetterman can't stop falling flat on his face
Something about this video heals my soul
November 11, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Something about this video heals my soul
Oh boy I can't wait for my AI wife to tell me about her AI day and cook me AI food and tuck me into my AI bed, thanks Sam Altman, by the way my name is Plankton from SpongeBob Squarepants
November 11, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Oh boy I can't wait for my AI wife to tell me about her AI day and cook me AI food and tuck me into my AI bed, thanks Sam Altman, by the way my name is Plankton from SpongeBob Squarepants
Having a console that plays DVDs has really changed my meal routine. No more scrolling through netflix, just pick the next kids in the hall episode and start eating!
November 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Having a console that plays DVDs has really changed my meal routine. No more scrolling through netflix, just pick the next kids in the hall episode and start eating!
Just got jump scared by RAM prices
November 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Just got jump scared by RAM prices