🗣️ Jeffrey Danger
@itsjustjeffrey.bsky.social
34 year old dude having a mediocre time on the interweb.
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Sometimes I get in modes on here where I keep scrolling and only like pictures of cats.
Apologies if I'm ignoring you because I am.
Because cats.
Apologies if I'm ignoring you because I am.
Because cats.
If you see this, QTP with a movie you'd rate a perfect 10/10
November 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
If you see this, QTP with a movie you'd rate a perfect 10/10
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I've never liked sleeping in a bed, couches are more comfortable because you already have one fortress wall built right in.
November 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I've never liked sleeping in a bed, couches are more comfortable because you already have one fortress wall built right in.
Blessed that my YouTube is filled with recommendations for SNL skits that I've never seen
November 11, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Blessed that my YouTube is filled with recommendations for SNL skits that I've never seen
Please please please please please please please please please please
'Dispatch' devs are now thinking about S2 after the game's success 🎮
• Sold over 1M copies in its first 10 days
• Hit over 130K concurrent players on Steam
• One of the highest-rated games of the year on the PSN store
(via Skill Up)
• Sold over 1M copies in its first 10 days
• Hit over 130K concurrent players on Steam
• One of the highest-rated games of the year on the PSN store
(via Skill Up)
November 11, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Please please please please please please please please please please
Jamming out to the most underrated emo band on the way to work (It's Aiden)
November 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Jamming out to the most underrated emo band on the way to work (It's Aiden)
I firmly believe that if everyone listened to "Kiss From a Rose" by Seal at least once a day, the world would be a better place.
November 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I firmly believe that if everyone listened to "Kiss From a Rose" by Seal at least once a day, the world would be a better place.
Kiddo is out like a log so it's to watch some Law & Order SVU
November 10, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Kiddo is out like a log so it's to watch some Law & Order SVU
Showed my kid how to cook up some shrimp pasta and while I don't trust him yet, hopefully I'm instilling something...good food.
November 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Showed my kid how to cook up some shrimp pasta and while I don't trust him yet, hopefully I'm instilling something...good food.
Hitting the Code Red hard this Sunday!
November 9, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Hitting the Code Red hard this Sunday!
I don't eat vegetables and I'm still alive. The news was wrong.
Again.
Again.
November 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I don't eat vegetables and I'm still alive. The news was wrong.
Again.
Again.
Once again expressing my love for Justice League Unlimited's most underrated character.
November 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Once again expressing my love for Justice League Unlimited's most underrated character.
Since I'm the one who slept in too late (and my kid won't wake me up)
we're having pizza for early lunch.
we're having pizza for early lunch.
November 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Since I'm the one who slept in too late (and my kid won't wake me up)
we're having pizza for early lunch.
we're having pizza for early lunch.
Gave em a bit of the old razzle dazzle
November 9, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Gave em a bit of the old razzle dazzle
Been too busy playing Lego Party with the spawn. I wish it had been promoted better because it's so much fun. I'd love more games like this besides Mario Party.
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Been too busy playing Lego Party with the spawn. I wish it had been promoted better because it's so much fun. I'd love more games like this besides Mario Party.
Stoked that kiddo and I found Lego Party at GameStop and can't wait to play it after we're done grocery shopping!
November 8, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Stoked that kiddo and I found Lego Party at GameStop and can't wait to play it after we're done grocery shopping!
Goddamit I slimed all over my hand
November 8, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Goddamit I slimed all over my hand
Fucking wind. Now I look like I'm in A Flock of Seagulls.
Used to way too much hair spray bringing the fauxhawk back but I cannot let it look weak
November 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Fucking wind. Now I look like I'm in A Flock of Seagulls.
Used to way too much hair spray bringing the fauxhawk back but I cannot let it look weak
November 7, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Used to way too much hair spray bringing the fauxhawk back but I cannot let it look weak
My most anticipated game of 2026
November 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
My most anticipated game of 2026
Just finished Frankenstein and wow.
What an absolute masterclass.
Once again, Guillermo del Toro has put together cinematic perfection in this beautiful retelling of the classic by Mary Shelley. If you have not seen this yet, please do yourself a favor.
What an absolute masterclass.
Once again, Guillermo del Toro has put together cinematic perfection in this beautiful retelling of the classic by Mary Shelley. If you have not seen this yet, please do yourself a favor.
November 7, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Just finished Frankenstein and wow.
What an absolute masterclass.
Once again, Guillermo del Toro has put together cinematic perfection in this beautiful retelling of the classic by Mary Shelley. If you have not seen this yet, please do yourself a favor.
What an absolute masterclass.
Once again, Guillermo del Toro has put together cinematic perfection in this beautiful retelling of the classic by Mary Shelley. If you have not seen this yet, please do yourself a favor.
I shouldn't do this at this time because it's already late but I can't help it. I'm starting Frankenstein from @realgdt.bsky.social!!!!!
November 7, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I shouldn't do this at this time because it's already late but I can't help it. I'm starting Frankenstein from @realgdt.bsky.social!!!!!
Reposted by 🗣️ Jeffrey Danger
Remember that if Die Hard is a Christmas movie then so is The Long Kiss Goodnight.
November 6, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Remember that if Die Hard is a Christmas movie then so is The Long Kiss Goodnight.
Still laugh to myself about how Sonar calls Twinkies "Twinks"
November 7, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Still laugh to myself about how Sonar calls Twinkies "Twinks"
My only regret about starting Dispatch is that I have to wait til the 12th for the rest of the episodes.
But damn am I already looking forward to multiple playthroughs and seeing how my choices affect the story in other ways.
But damn am I already looking forward to multiple playthroughs and seeing how my choices affect the story in other ways.
November 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
My only regret about starting Dispatch is that I have to wait til the 12th for the rest of the episodes.
But damn am I already looking forward to multiple playthroughs and seeing how my choices affect the story in other ways.
But damn am I already looking forward to multiple playthroughs and seeing how my choices affect the story in other ways.