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Forget Netflix and chill. It's all about Sudafed and The Forest
December 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I have used an entire box of tissues in the past 36 hours HELP
Is there a product that is basically Imodium for your nasal passages
December 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Is there a product that is basically Imodium for your nasal passages
December 19, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but please do not have chatgpt do your taxes
December 17, 2025 at 3:12 PM
A zebra cake could fix me
December 17, 2025 at 3:54 AM
If your gym playlist isn't full of anime openers, what are you even doing? Training to look good? I'm training to be Mumen Rider 😤💪
December 16, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Why are there always so many muppets on the game awards
December 12, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Reorganized my steam wishlist in case anyone wants to buy me some games I won't have time to play
December 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Do people from Vietnam make jokes about the Vietnam war also or is that just an American thing
December 6, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Spectrum makes you call and answer a whole questionnaire before they will agree to stop billing you 🤦‍♀️ just let me cancel please!
December 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM
HAPPY SKANKSGIVING
November 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I stand by it 😤

oops ignore typo
November 27, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Imagine the hype of new years eve in the year 1233
November 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
A pudding cup would hit right now
November 22, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Crisis Core opening credits / intro still kicks so much ass
November 22, 2025 at 4:10 AM
One of you TikTok witches please manifest Bill Clinton confirming the rumors. A little treat for the Christmas season
November 19, 2025 at 6:03 AM
They really cooked when they put a charging port on the top and bottom of the switch 2
November 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Brought the most excellent pot roast to work for lunch 🤤 no one in the kitchen to tell me how good it smells though, what a tragedy
November 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Sometimes I feel bad for not paying great attention in class but I just looked over and classmate is watching a YouTube video on how to play League so maybe looking up facts about frogs isn't so bad
October 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
October 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Putting twenty thousand dollars on a 0% promo APR and then paying it all off at once right before the 30% APR kicks in feels like the financial equivalent of edging the credit card company and then kicking them in the nads
October 17, 2025 at 8:17 PM
It's a 3 paycheck month hell yeah
October 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
You know how people say stuff like "my parents hit me as a kid and I turned out fine"? Has anyone ever met anyone that said "my parents didn't hit me and thats why I suck"?
October 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
The premise of Yu-Gi-Oh will never not be hilarious. Can you imagine if major world ending conflicts were decided via pokemon showdown
October 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I'm sure it'll be fine
October 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM