maple the lesbo
@itsmaplejean.bsky.social
I'm a 31 year old lesbian who knows too many nature facts for my own good.
watching a Barbie movie: omg I know this bitch what else has she been in
July 24, 2025 at 11:37 PM
watching a Barbie movie: omg I know this bitch what else has she been in
jeff sadecki certified weed man
April 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
jeff sadecki certified weed man
I CANT BELIEVE SHES STILL WEARING THAT FUCKASS HAT.....
March 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I CANT BELIEVE SHES STILL WEARING THAT FUCKASS HAT.....
Cinema peaked with John Boyegas running through the hallway scene in attack the block
March 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Cinema peaked with John Boyegas running through the hallway scene in attack the block
Me after I turn 32 this year
February 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Me after I turn 32 this year
First DBT session we talked about how encouraging it can be to continually work to improve at something
I'm gonna become the Best at unmasking and speed run therapy
I'm gonna become the Best at unmasking and speed run therapy
February 18, 2025 at 10:55 PM
First DBT session we talked about how encouraging it can be to continually work to improve at something
I'm gonna become the Best at unmasking and speed run therapy
I'm gonna become the Best at unmasking and speed run therapy
I'm in my realizing era
February 18, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I'm in my realizing era
Frolicking in a field rn would fix me fr fr
February 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Frolicking in a field rn would fix me fr fr
Yellowjackets season 3 tomorrow
February 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Yellowjackets season 3 tomorrow
"oooooh this girl is either insane or some kind of prophet ooooh~" why not both... Us crazies can also receive divine visions 👏
February 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
"oooooh this girl is either insane or some kind of prophet ooooh~" why not both... Us crazies can also receive divine visions 👏
Blessed by the fact that my theatre was giving out these when I went to see Heart Eyes
February 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Blessed by the fact that my theatre was giving out these when I went to see Heart Eyes
Reposted by maple the lesbo
when you moisturize and you’re too slippery to open the bathroom door? that’s your slime time. you can use it however you want.
July 3, 2023 at 5:09 PM
when you moisturize and you’re too slippery to open the bathroom door? that’s your slime time. you can use it however you want.
"Thats it! That's fucking it! You're getting a time out missy. I can't fucking believe it- three girls in this house and no one can act like a fucking lady" - what I just yelled at my cat for chasing her sister around, proving I'm not ready to be a mom quite yet
February 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
"Thats it! That's fucking it! You're getting a time out missy. I can't fucking believe it- three girls in this house and no one can act like a fucking lady" - what I just yelled at my cat for chasing her sister around, proving I'm not ready to be a mom quite yet
Reposted by maple the lesbo
Yes. “People are doing things. You will meet them when YOU start doing things.”
Lots of information and resources in this one.
open.substack.com/pub/sherrily...
Lots of information and resources in this one.
open.substack.com/pub/sherrily...
Democracy is Crumbling. Is Anybody Doing Anything?
Yes. And You Can Too.
open.substack.com
February 10, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Yes. “People are doing things. You will meet them when YOU start doing things.”
Lots of information and resources in this one.
open.substack.com/pub/sherrily...
Lots of information and resources in this one.
open.substack.com/pub/sherrily...
This just in: Molly copies the movies that I watch except she's a lot more popular on here (even tho I'm funnier) so she gets the attention 😒
February 12, 2025 at 2:46 AM
This just in: Molly copies the movies that I watch except she's a lot more popular on here (even tho I'm funnier) so she gets the attention 😒
Thank you @joshruben.bsky.social for making a movie specifically for me personally. Really good job mining my brain for things I like and putting them all together for me 💞
February 12, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Thank you @joshruben.bsky.social for making a movie specifically for me personally. Really good job mining my brain for things I like and putting them all together for me 💞
Getting out ahead of this and taking responsibility 👏❤️😞
February 11, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Getting out ahead of this and taking responsibility 👏❤️😞
Hi I came back from my stabilization stay early because the staff were honestly making me worse!!! Fuck that place actually!!!
February 11, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Hi I came back from my stabilization stay early because the staff were honestly making me worse!!! Fuck that place actually!!!
The cat distribution system finally found me a day before I was gonna check myself in for a short term stabilization inpatient stay.... So my actual goal for the next ten days while I'm here is to name her
Give me ideas... So far all she really does is cuddle, make biscuits, and purr
Give me ideas... So far all she really does is cuddle, make biscuits, and purr
February 7, 2025 at 5:17 AM
The cat distribution system finally found me a day before I was gonna check myself in for a short term stabilization inpatient stay.... So my actual goal for the next ten days while I'm here is to name her
Give me ideas... So far all she really does is cuddle, make biscuits, and purr
Give me ideas... So far all she really does is cuddle, make biscuits, and purr
Bro like..... We are connected cosmically bro
February 3, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Bro like..... We are connected cosmically bro
we need another fyre festival.... that was real good for our working class hearts
February 3, 2025 at 12:33 AM
we need another fyre festival.... that was real good for our working class hearts
The thing is it really sucks living through primary source times
January 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
The thing is it really sucks living through primary source times
I looooooove being a kinda middle aged woman I looooooove doing like 10 different night time creams, one medicated one, an oil, and two lip products
January 23, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I looooooove being a kinda middle aged woman I looooooove doing like 10 different night time creams, one medicated one, an oil, and two lip products
Feeling SOOOOO thirties girlie with my nightly snack of full fat Greek yogurt with honey and dark chocolate granola on top 😈
January 20, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Feeling SOOOOO thirties girlie with my nightly snack of full fat Greek yogurt with honey and dark chocolate granola on top 😈
Yoda working the line: heard was chef!
January 12, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Yoda working the line: heard was chef!