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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 10h

Oh hey there

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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 3d

No: whilst I do not encourage this act, it was surprisingly okay 👍

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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 3d

In tonight's video: two separate memes about Lindsay Lohan, an impression of a seal honking, and I eat a spoon like a hard white Pringle.

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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 7d

I know 👈😎👈

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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 7d

Coolest I've ever looked

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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 7d

@alexhorne.bsky.social Week 4 #taskidea ennit.

'Make Alex a promise. Most poignant promise passionately delivered wins. You have 10 minutes.'

Then as they're leaving the room you hit 'em with a second task, y'know á la Columbo "oh sorry, just one more thing.."

'Break your promise. Fastest wins.'

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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 7d

The thought of gravy so thick you have to PIPE it on makes me feel every single negative emotion besides jealousy.

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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 10d

a cartoon says hey everybody an old man 's talking while bart simpson looks on

ALT: a cartoon says hey everybody an old man 's talking while bart simpson looks on

media.tenor.com

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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 10d

This comment from tonight's video has become one of my favourites 💀

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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 10d

Poignant af 🤌

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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 10d

Omg. I must own this.

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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 13d

Lmaooo

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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 14d

Cheers, that was in Vesuvio Cafe, San Francisco ✌️

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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 14d

It involves Kung Fu Panda, Jeffrey Dahmer, and this pic of me

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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 14d

The second law of thermodynamics states that “as one goes forward in time, the net Jeff Crump of any isolated or closed system will always increase"

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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 14d

Spooling through Facebook photos of me in my 20s as part of research for next Monday's video. Was looking forward to seeing young, innocent, fresh-faced Matt!

But no it's just thousands of photos like this 💀

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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 14d

@alexhorne.bsky.social Oh hi Alex that #taskidea time of week again.

"Make Alex appear smaller. Littlest Alex wins."

I'll give you two. #livetaskidea "Write down 10 interesting liquids." Second: "Mime your liquids to the Taskmaster. Most guessed wins."

Thanks get me on TM see you next week bye x

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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 21d

@alexhorne.bsky.social I'll send you a #taskidea here every Thursday whilst S20 is on as well as a DIFFERENT task via our X DMs. So:

"Be Dr Dolittle.

Most convincing demonstration of Dr Dolittle's abilities wins.

You have 30 minutes. Your time starts now."

Cheers & get me on Taskmaster & bye

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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · 23d

Ayuss

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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · Sep 8

Glad you enjoyed!! 😊

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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · Sep 8

First attempt at burning the edges went disastrously 💀

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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · Sep 8

Oh no 😅😅

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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · Sep 8

Last year @watsoncomedian.bsky.social posted a photo of him at the wedding of @alexhorne.bsky.social & I flippantly commented when I moved house I'd print it, singe it & leave it in the attic for new owners to find.

Well recently I did move house & someone reminded me I'd sworn to do this, so:

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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · Sep 7

I've had one nap this whole year and it went off during it 😅💀

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Matt Rose @itsmattrose.bsky.social · Sep 5

Confuse the algorithm by watching things like this once a day so it thinks you might be over-70.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZb5...

If you grew up in the 1950s….you remember this - PART 1

YouTube video by Recollection Road

www.youtube.com

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