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Ryan: Battle Angel
@itsmeryan.bsky.social
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doin’ fine, you want maximum stupid, I am the guy

Baltimore

18+ and nsfw ya dummy

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Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 12h
the horrors are persisting
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the horrors are persisting
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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going in blind to this but the cast is STACKED
November 25, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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I’m so exhausted I could fall asleep rn at 5:15pm
November 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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the horrors are persisting
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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I’ve had the brussels sprouts Monique and Wendy ordered at that restaurant on rhop and they’re very good 👍
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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complaining about a moral highground is only something someone from the moral lowground would do
November 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Twitter had to turn off its location feature within hours because thousands of prominent and "verified" MAGA accounts turned out to be foreign and I think it's hilarious that Elon was the one who exposed them all
November 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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once again thankful for Catholic school for teaching me how to bullshit effectively bc none of my PTO requests ever get denied while my peers cant seem to form a reasonable argument to get theirs approved
November 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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the only thing faker than an email job is an “I’m in meetings all day” job bc when are you actually doing something
November 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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I love when people reveal that they have fake (email) jobs
November 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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gonna be late coming back from lunch bc it took the cashier forever to buzz me into the gas station so I could pay w cash 🤪
November 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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view from my new seat could be sooo much worse
November 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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youtube clip titled Unboxing a pack of Marlboro reds and thanking God for it with a man in a tshirt and long hair holding his hands together in prayer
November 24, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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you guys… they got me fucked UP today
November 24, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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#scs
November 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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of course the guy who walked into Walgreens with a lit cig is devastatingly hot
November 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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opening this app at a family function to a post from OlderBroDongGooner
November 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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TO THE BASE 🥵
November 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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not doing shit for Thanksgiving this year and I’m so fucking thankful for THAT
November 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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#scs
November 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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#scs lowkey my favorite day of the week
September 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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real housewives upgrading for their second seasons
porraitalo.bsky.social Queijinho de prepúcio @porraitalo.bsky.social · 2d
bafo harmonizaram a nossa senhora de fátima
November 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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shoving lovesac cushions into their covers is going to be part of he-man competitions soon
November 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Tírame magnolias
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November 23, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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HIT THE CLUB, I’M PASSING BILLS. I THINK I’M A SENATOR

NODDING OFF LIKE MITCH MCCONNELL, I CANT REMEMBER WHAT I SAID TO HER
November 23, 2025 at 8:52 AM