itsonlyzach
@itsonlyzach.bsky.social
Once David Sedaris told me I looked handsome and sad. An effete, strident, bicoastal (both sides of the Delaware River) queer. Same name on IG⬆️📸 He/him. 🏳️🌈
I do force my family to make one more dessert - a big chocolate cake - when my birthday lands on Thanksgiving, like today. I also traditionally hijack the whole holiday weekend to make it all about me. Grateful for you all.
November 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I do force my family to make one more dessert - a big chocolate cake - when my birthday lands on Thanksgiving, like today. I also traditionally hijack the whole holiday weekend to make it all about me. Grateful for you all.
Cynthia's parade lip sync was giving contractually obligated by NBC Universal, and I appreciate that she gave no more than that.
November 27, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Cynthia's parade lip sync was giving contractually obligated by NBC Universal, and I appreciate that she gave no more than that.
Me, my husband, and 2 dogs in my childhood bed.
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Me, my husband, and 2 dogs in my childhood bed.
Walking around my hometown grocery store like a (relative to the mean) supermodel while Dancing Queen plays.
November 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Walking around my hometown grocery store like a (relative to the mean) supermodel while Dancing Queen plays.
I’d funnel any money meant for superhero blockbusters for about 6 months into a stockpile of 110-minute, mid-budget movies for adults that we would slowly roll for the next decade. Each would be required to employ a minimum 5 fun character actors. I’d also force an adaptation of The Westing Game.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I’d funnel any money meant for superhero blockbusters for about 6 months into a stockpile of 110-minute, mid-budget movies for adults that we would slowly roll for the next decade. Each would be required to employ a minimum 5 fun character actors. I’d also force an adaptation of The Westing Game.
I’m sorry, but everything is bleak and insane in the world. Stop asking me to eliminate things, and start asking me to imagine what else we could include. I’m adding deviled eggs, motherfuckers.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I’m sorry, but everything is bleak and insane in the world. Stop asking me to eliminate things, and start asking me to imagine what else we could include. I’m adding deviled eggs, motherfuckers.
Love to bring home 3-5 lil hot wings from a supermarket hot bar as a treat for accomplishing my shopping goals.
November 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Love to bring home 3-5 lil hot wings from a supermarket hot bar as a treat for accomplishing my shopping goals.
I mean, it’s one banana, Charlie Brown. How much could it cost, 10 dollars?
Forget it Charlie Brown, it’s Chinatown
I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy!
November 24, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I mean, it’s one banana, Charlie Brown. How much could it cost, 10 dollars?
Starting to get a lil festive.
November 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Starting to get a lil festive.
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My most alienating Oscar opinion of the year is that Wicked pt deux is not a sequel but the simultaneously shot second half of one movie and that therefore it'd be weird to renominate the two stars. This isn't the Emmys; you don't get rewarded for the same role year after year. Will delete shortly.
November 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
My most alienating Oscar opinion of the year is that Wicked pt deux is not a sequel but the simultaneously shot second half of one movie and that therefore it'd be weird to renominate the two stars. This isn't the Emmys; you don't get rewarded for the same role year after year. Will delete shortly.
It’s called fashion, ok?
November 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
It’s called fashion, ok?
Yeah, that should have just been one slightly longer movie rather than 2.
November 23, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Yeah, that should have just been one slightly longer movie rather than 2.
You’re laughing? Bradley Jackson is detained in a Belarusian gulag, and you’re laughing?
November 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
You’re laughing? Bradley Jackson is detained in a Belarusian gulag, and you’re laughing?
It is very cool and chill how Ryan Lizza sat on a bunch of info about the man who is dismantling health care for all Americans so he had some good revenge material for his newsletter. 😍😛🤠
November 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
It is very cool and chill how Ryan Lizza sat on a bunch of info about the man who is dismantling health care for all Americans so he had some good revenge material for his newsletter. 😍😛🤠
Not me and Trump sharing a type.
November 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Not me and Trump sharing a type.
Feels impeachable, and Dems should start vocalizing that.
Breaking News: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said he personally instructed the CDC to abandon its position that vaccines do not cause autism. The move underscores his determination to challenge scientific orthodoxy — in this case, that vaccines save lives — and bend the health department to his will.
RFK Jr. Says He Instructed CDC to Change Vaccines and Autism Language on Website
In an interview, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. cited gaps in vaccine safety research. His critics say he is ignoring a larger point: Vaccines save lives.
nyti.ms
November 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Feels impeachable, and Dems should start vocalizing that.
Missed a real opportunity to call that Joan Didion Thanksgiving article "Good Pie to All Sat."
November 21, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Missed a real opportunity to call that Joan Didion Thanksgiving article "Good Pie to All Sat."
I’ve reached the Chuckles Bites the Dust moment in my Mary Tyler Moore Show watch.
November 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I’ve reached the Chuckles Bites the Dust moment in my Mary Tyler Moore Show watch.
I'm on a real exercise kick since my birthday is approaching, and I hate to constantly rediscover that working out and running makes me feel and be better. Horrible thing, that.
November 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I'm on a real exercise kick since my birthday is approaching, and I hate to constantly rediscover that working out and running makes me feel and be better. Horrible thing, that.
Me, finding out that the smutty gay graphic hockey romance adaptation I was going to download illegally has been picked up by an American platform.
November 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Me, finding out that the smutty gay graphic hockey romance adaptation I was going to download illegally has been picked up by an American platform.
For some reason, seeing this made me really miss The Other Two.
Did Matt Rogers just hard launch a new relationship with Below Deck star Fraser Olender? - buff.ly/Dhco5s9
November 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM
For some reason, seeing this made me really miss The Other Two.
A thread that’s just a taste of why Philly is theee food city.
Philadelphia's Her Place Supper Club has earned a Michelin star. I am so damn thrilled for them; we've been there about four times.
November 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
A thread that’s just a taste of why Philly is theee food city.
Getting choked up watching the Lilith Fair documentary. Always just want to be sitting on a mountain with my girlfriends watching pop and folk girlies singing to me.
November 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Getting choked up watching the Lilith Fair documentary. Always just want to be sitting on a mountain with my girlfriends watching pop and folk girlies singing to me.
Someone should ask about 9/11.
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Someone should ask about 9/11.
Midterm candidates better get serious about their plans to get bluesky to finally allow pics in DMs.
November 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Midterm candidates better get serious about their plans to get bluesky to finally allow pics in DMs.