🎄 Rocky the Raccoon 🎄
@itsrockyraccoon.bsky.social
I'm a friendly raccoon that lives on the Internet, and now that you've read this, I live in your wires >:3
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33 - Bi - He/Him
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33 - Bi - He/Him
Friendsgiving potluck idea: Everyone brings a dish but it must be in a slow cooker and require no prep, and you plug it in when you arrive in the morning and have a kitchen full of slow cookers. The entire day is spent hanging out and then dishing out the food at dinner time with no cooking stress
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Friendsgiving potluck idea: Everyone brings a dish but it must be in a slow cooker and require no prep, and you plug it in when you arrive in the morning and have a kitchen full of slow cookers. The entire day is spent hanging out and then dishing out the food at dinner time with no cooking stress
I'm making a pot roast for Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I'm making a pot roast for Thanksgiving!
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Christmas YCH I get with @itsrockyraccoon.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Christmas YCH I get with @itsrockyraccoon.bsky.social
This Cloudfare outage is wild, I have no idea how the ancient Mesopotamians would have dealt with this
November 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
This Cloudfare outage is wild, I have no idea how the ancient Mesopotamians would have dealt with this
Me: Wow Wendover, your YouTube videos always provide interesting information about a variety of unexceptional topics and subjects! What are you gonna discuss next time?
Wendover: *thousand yard stare* ...storage units
Wendover: *thousand yard stare* ...storage units
November 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Me: Wow Wendover, your YouTube videos always provide interesting information about a variety of unexceptional topics and subjects! What are you gonna discuss next time?
Wendover: *thousand yard stare* ...storage units
Wendover: *thousand yard stare* ...storage units
I like Ben Franklin because he didn't do shit and all the other founding fathers were like "you know what you're going on the $100 bill". He just has a bunch of random quotes, he was literally just out there saying shit. Also he electrocuted himself with keys on kites and that's also kind of cool
November 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I like Ben Franklin because he didn't do shit and all the other founding fathers were like "you know what you're going on the $100 bill". He just has a bunch of random quotes, he was literally just out there saying shit. Also he electrocuted himself with keys on kites and that's also kind of cool
This world series game has been an absolute butt clencher
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
This world series game has been an absolute butt clencher
MLB: How do we increase baseball viewership for younger people?
Me: Maybe remove the paywall for regular season games and put them back on network TV like Sunday football games
MLB: I think we need a 4th base
Me: Maybe remove the paywall for regular season games and put them back on network TV like Sunday football games
MLB: I think we need a 4th base
November 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM
MLB: How do we increase baseball viewership for younger people?
Me: Maybe remove the paywall for regular season games and put them back on network TV like Sunday football games
MLB: I think we need a 4th base
Me: Maybe remove the paywall for regular season games and put them back on network TV like Sunday football games
MLB: I think we need a 4th base
Me, after moving out of the house: Thank god, now I won't see any more house centipedes!
The devious puppy girl kennel centipede:
The devious puppy girl kennel centipede:
November 1, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Me, after moving out of the house: Thank god, now I won't see any more house centipedes!
The devious puppy girl kennel centipede:
The devious puppy girl kennel centipede:
I got a marketing email that referenced the 67 meme, so it's officially dead now
October 31, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I got a marketing email that referenced the 67 meme, so it's officially dead now
Rocky Tip: Include an occasional and random "yes siree bob" in conversations. This engages the listener with an unexpected confirmation of agreement while also providing an informal albeit comforting vocabulary which establishes warmth and trust.
October 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Rocky Tip: Include an occasional and random "yes siree bob" in conversations. This engages the listener with an unexpected confirmation of agreement while also providing an informal albeit comforting vocabulary which establishes warmth and trust.
We've entered baseball hell
October 28, 2025 at 6:29 AM
We've entered baseball hell
I can't wait until the day I get into a car accident and the lawyers present my dashcam footage to the jury with the soundtrack of me singing along to Detachable Penis
October 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I can't wait until the day I get into a car accident and the lawyers present my dashcam footage to the jury with the soundtrack of me singing along to Detachable Penis
Maximilian feels like a fake full name, like the first guy with the name Max was a cool guy and was asked, "that's a cool name, what's that short for?" and on the spot he was like "uhh, well max is cool, and a million is a cool number, it's uhh max-a-million?"
October 24, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Maximilian feels like a fake full name, like the first guy with the name Max was a cool guy and was asked, "that's a cool name, what's that short for?" and on the spot he was like "uhh, well max is cool, and a million is a cool number, it's uhh max-a-million?"
Begone AI furry bot Telegram ads!
October 17, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Begone AI furry bot Telegram ads!
Hot take: that burning dust smell that you smell when you turn on the gas-powered central heating is good actually
October 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Hot take: that burning dust smell that you smell when you turn on the gas-powered central heating is good actually
Today's my birthday! 🎉 You're all required to take today off of work to celebrate
October 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Today's my birthday! 🎉 You're all required to take today off of work to celebrate
Rewatching the movie Mission To Mars (2000) to see how accurate the future was predicted, five minutes in and already off to a bad start
October 12, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Rewatching the movie Mission To Mars (2000) to see how accurate the future was predicted, five minutes in and already off to a bad start
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October 10, 2025 at 8:39 AM
mcdonald's charging $8 for a big mac combo and calling that a value menu price should be a recession indicator
October 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
mcdonald's charging $8 for a big mac combo and calling that a value menu price should be a recession indicator
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There are still 5 slots available for my Halloween YCH this year!
C, D, E, F and G are all available to claim! 💜 dm me on telegram or discord with refs if interested!
C, D, E, F and G are all available to claim! 💜 dm me on telegram or discord with refs if interested!
October 3, 2025 at 2:47 PM
There are still 5 slots available for my Halloween YCH this year!
C, D, E, F and G are all available to claim! 💜 dm me on telegram or discord with refs if interested!
C, D, E, F and G are all available to claim! 💜 dm me on telegram or discord with refs if interested!
I have brain rot
September 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I have brain rot
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September 29, 2025 at 10:46 AM