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@itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social

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Samantha @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 1h

asked him to degrade me in the bedroom and he said my eyeliner was wonky

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Samantha @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 6h

woke up beautiful, fresh and happy knowing Ian Watkins is dead ✨

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Samantha @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 6h

it’s this thing called sarcasm

Samantha @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 6h

i live with someone but they just weren’t gonna be in till later on, so no need for a kennel

Samantha @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 20h

I’m going to get a different cat instead

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Samantha @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 23h

🍂

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Samantha @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 23h

getting a call to say your cats flipped the tap on and flooded your neighbhour again is not ideal when you’re not even in the city, last time the firemen had to break my door down and turn the tap off and also must have seen my douche beside the sink.

i cannot go through this again

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Samantha @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 1d

actually wearing a nice outfit today feel like I’ve been living in dungarees for the last 9 months

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Samantha @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 1d

this man knows where I live, luckily I wasn’t home alone but imagine if he got angry because I rejected him, like dude your kids are literally in the car and your tryna fuck.

the way he winked at me was just gross, no matter how handsome he was, not the time or the place bud.

Samantha @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 1d

somebody needs to talk to yodel about their delivery guys bc this dude sent his 8 and 6 yr old to my door to deliver a parcel, they didn’t take a picture of it so he came up and immediately was like “you’re so fucking gorgeous btw, are you single” politely declined bc ew and wtf

left me feeling ick

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Samantha @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 2d

sending angry message to jordy now “HEY BUD WHAT ABOUT ME” 😂

Hope yous had great time they were amazing when I seen them so I can only imagine how good they are now !

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Samantha @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 2d

jammy bastard, i wish I’d known !

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Samantha @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 2d

how tf did i not know you were a fan? i saw them in 2018!

so good live !

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Samantha @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 2d

Oh fuck

Samantha @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 2d

deep regret horny posting this and then coming back 12 hours later and my dms being full of chodes

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Samantha @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 2d

the first two look more like they’re on a register for touching youngsters, which is definitely more on brand for the tories

Jonny Morris @jonnymorris.bsky.social · 3d

Is this real or am I in a coma?

Young Conservative with a Doctor Who question mark pullover.

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Samantha @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 3d

Nothing online has ever hurt me till this

Samantha @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 3d

I’m going to find this man and when I do, his torture will be unending

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Samantha @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 3d

this is my reason to leave twitter now

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Samantha @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 4d

right ?!

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Samantha @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 4d

what i would give to forget ever seeing lord of the rings just to experience it again

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Samantha @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 4d

just woke up with a sore throat

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Samantha @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 4d

I also feel terrible being out of touch with things that are going on but also MH is more important to me rn and I know that’s an extremely privileged position to be able to do that, I just don’t care what some shitty politician is saying anymore it’s all the same shit over and over again.

Samantha @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 4d

curating my socials but really it’s just me posting plants and never looking at my TL anymore bc world bad.

i actually feel bad about it bc I’ve lost touch with so many mutuals that I love but I literally can’t be arsed with social media anymore.

i need an off grid life so bad

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Samantha @itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 5d

I kinda fixed her …

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