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She/her||22||Married||Dutch||AuDHD||✝️||Gamer||Reader||FoM||Palia||Skyrim||DnD||Supernatural||Purple💜||Ice cream||18+MDNI||no naked people pls||
👩‍🍳In her cooking/baking era👩‍🍳
My passion is to become a VA 😁
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❄️December #promosky❄️

Hi! My name is Amy, as of tomorrow I'll be 22 :D
I'm Dutch, married & my current obsessions are:

🤍Cooking/Baking
🤍Rimworld
🤍Skyrim
🤍REPO
🤍Peak
🤍Reading
🤍Anything purple
🤍Anything vanilla/apple cinnamon scented

I talk about pooping and my penis a lot too :P
Lets be friends <3
Dont get me wrong, the tummy ache *feels* like big fat poop, but it is not really. Its smaller than my worst enemy’s schlong and less intimidating than a fucking ladybug.

Okay Im done ranting, Im going back to sleep now that my tummy is released from its shackles 😒
And the worst part isnt even that I have to leave the heavenly comfort & warmth that is my bed to cross over the icy climate through the house to sit on a freezing toilet seat. But the shit I have to poop isnt even a proper shit, its a minuscule turd sneaking its way out of my asshole into the bowl😩
Ah yes I wake up and first thing I have to do is take a big fat poop

When will I wake up without a tummy ache😭
December 15, 2025 at 5:06 AM
And the worst part isnt even that I have to leave the heavenly comfort & warmth that is my bed to cross over the icy climate through the house to sit on a freezing toilet seat. But the shit I have to poop isnt even a proper shit, its a minuscule turd sneaking its way out of my asshole into the bowl😩
Ah yes I wake up and first thing I have to do is take a big fat poop

When will I wake up without a tummy ache😭
December 15, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Ah yes I wake up and first thing I have to do is take a big fat poop

When will I wake up without a tummy ache😭
December 15, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Bro theyre setting off fireworks so intense the boom shook our bed😭😭

What the fuck man
December 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Oh my gosh my skircle is skircle of the day✨
December 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Reading a book 🤝 taking a nap

Looking up and noticing that it is suddenly dark outside
December 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
This is rigged, in The Netherlands people are very racist 💀
December 14, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I felt like doing one
December 14, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Normal people while praying: “dear Lord thank you so much for everything, Im eternally grateful”

Me: “Jesus please dont let me shit my pants😭”
December 14, 2025 at 8:50 AM
At church clenching my butt cheeks because I actually really need to poop😩
December 14, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Can I go back to bed please😭
December 14, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Please follow my wifey🥰🤍
12 more until 200 oomfs woah 👀
December 14, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Reposted by 🎄❄️Amy❄️🎄
meeoww hello ghoulies & creatures 🩷🖤🎄❄️🌌🌟⛄🩵
im opal and im looking for new moots~ 💖ʕ⁠´⁠•⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠•̥⁠`⁠ʔ
i get into yappy moods, and i post a lot of nerdy stuff 💜
i also like editing photos and posting those 🖤
and im obsessed with electronic music (mainly trance, d&b, breakcore) 🎶🩷
and im a budtender🍃💚
December 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
My brother in law called my husband, but he was already asleep so I picked up the phone. We spoke for almost 2 hours :)

I love my siblings 🥰
December 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Veganism 🤝 Christianity

“Stop shoving it into our face”
December 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Took a nap, its dark outside
December 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
My biggest flex? I have four younger siblings and since I moved out they all want to sleep over

Extra flex? My siblings in law feel the same way about me.

Fuck yeah Im proud of them little shits 🙂‍↕️🤍
December 13, 2025 at 11:53 AM
My lightskinned brother listening and rocking to white girl music is the funniest thing I’ve encountered this week😭
December 13, 2025 at 11:49 AM
If youre filming someone who is clearly struggling with something, making fun of them on the internet but not helping, that says a lot about you 😭
December 13, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Constant titty pain 😭
December 13, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Good morninggg✨
December 13, 2025 at 9:38 AM
I could be a mental wreck and still have a huge dick

That will never change 🙂‍↕️✨
December 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Ive been BETRAYED‼️ AGAIN‼️

I was just gassy and didnt need to poop😒
Real ones know that shit right before bed just hits a level of comfort thats unmatched 🙂‍↕️
December 12, 2025 at 11:28 PM
The Amazing Digital Circus episode 7 is playing on the GLITCH youtube channel right now by the way
December 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Real ones know that shit right before bed just hits a level of comfort thats unmatched 🙂‍↕️
December 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM