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Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 2d

Apparently while I’m all mopey and depressed everyone else is listening to vinyl records naked in the bathtub

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Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 2d

We goin to eeby deeby

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Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 2d

I’m tired but gotta make it to 34. Gotta outlive Jesus

Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 2d

I think I there. One of my neighbors is gay. Never see him, see tons of tiny plants in his window. Want to ask him about it.

Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 5d

I outpizzad them once. Somehow wound up at the bottom of a canal with concrete shoes

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Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 5d

He’s been there before. It’s his sigil on the wallpaper

Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 7d

Other way around. Turns out I’m allergic to bread

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Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 9d

Might fuck around. Get into urban metal detecting

Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 10d

What if the meaning of life is to get to the endgame content as quickly as possible ?

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Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 11d

Metal detecting

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Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 11d

Bird watching

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Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 11d

Then what would you do for entertainment? Be a notary?

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Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 12d

I’ve been thinking about it too. Been out since… wotlk. Need a reason to not off myself this winter and that hole has been there a while

Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 13d

Time for thicker paper

Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 14d

Good for him

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Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 14d

2.0

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Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 16d

Eat something from a can. Watch the lord of the rings. Curl up under a warm blanket

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Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 18d

Ah shit, overslept and missed the rapture

Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 20d

They?

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Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · 26d

I don’t think you need to be perfect. You just need to be there

Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · Sep 10

So sad Steve Jobs died of figma

Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · Sep 10

Listening to all the numbers stations at the same time at full volume on psychedelics with the windows open

Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · Sep 10

You know what they say, live your life with no Egrets

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Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · Sep 9

Henrietta Lacks is the Amen Break of dna

Ivan @ivanhyena.bsky.social · Sep 7

“This is not a place of honor”