Ivan ❤️🔥
@ivanplsss.bsky.social
27/🇲🇽/♈/South TX
Bi cat dad with too many hobbies :')
Bi cat dad with too many hobbies :')
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Ivan ❤️🔥
@ivanplsss.bsky.social
· Nov 20
Y'all ever loved your cat so much you shaved your head and dyed it to match her 🖤🤙
omg I miss making animal crossing versions of songs that was so fun
December 20, 2025 at 6:48 PM
omg I miss making animal crossing versions of songs that was so fun
Sat on someone's piece of gum happy Friday!!!!
December 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Sat on someone's piece of gum happy Friday!!!!
nvm on trying out 28 count y'all I am SQUINTINGGGGG 😭
December 18, 2025 at 10:18 PM
nvm on trying out 28 count y'all I am SQUINTINGGGGG 😭
About to start my second cross stitch project this one might actually kill me u guys
December 17, 2025 at 1:54 PM
About to start my second cross stitch project this one might actually kill me u guys
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Why did none of you warn me working out at the gym makes you horny
December 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Why did none of you warn me working out at the gym makes you horny
Thinking about when my bf concerningly asked me if ppl thought he was an energy vampire and I said yes.
December 16, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Thinking about when my bf concerningly asked me if ppl thought he was an energy vampire and I said yes.
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Daydreaming about eating ass
December 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Daydreaming about eating ass
So excited to jack off later today :3
December 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
So excited to jack off later today :3
My man don't even text me no more I'ma start texting chatGPT aver si se pone celoso
December 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
My man don't even text me no more I'ma start texting chatGPT aver si se pone celoso
Finally found the frame that fits
December 14, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Finally found the frame that fits
Y'all I can't sleep the way Gwen from the PTA meeting says "beni... hana" keeps replaying in my head
December 9, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Y'all I can't sleep the way Gwen from the PTA meeting says "beni... hana" keeps replaying in my head
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i keep watching this i love her so much
December 9, 2025 at 5:56 AM
i keep watching this i love her so much
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You know the antidepressants are working when you hear news that would’ve normally sent you in a spiral but you just shrug it off. GROWTH. DRUGS. WAGON WHEEL WATUSI
December 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
You know the antidepressants are working when you hear news that would’ve normally sent you in a spiral but you just shrug it off. GROWTH. DRUGS. WAGON WHEEL WATUSI
Just got fat shamed by a random ass number omg
December 8, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Just got fat shamed by a random ass number omg
me and oomf doing fruity vodka shots at the straight bar
December 6, 2025 at 4:35 AM
me and oomf doing fruity vodka shots at the straight bar
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Streets are saying that a side effect of eating beetroot is that u beet ur man omg
December 2, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Streets are saying that a side effect of eating beetroot is that u beet ur man omg
Oomf suggested taking beetroot supplements so I'll be taking those from now on to see if they help bc both my psych AND doctor were like "damn bitch... you high asf calm down"
omg I keep feeling like my dick is getting shorterrrr but honestly I think it's just a high blood pressure side effect from my meds that doesn't like idk get me fully hard right now????
December 2, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Oomf suggested taking beetroot supplements so I'll be taking those from now on to see if they help bc both my psych AND doctor were like "damn bitch... you high asf calm down"
Missing my pre olanzapine days, that bitch was rock hard back then... 😞💔
December 2, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Missing my pre olanzapine days, that bitch was rock hard back then... 😞💔