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j35t3r.bsky.social @j35t3r.bsky.social · 1d

@sportsnetpr.bsky.social fail - Guns n Roses (LA Band) for the WS game 2 intro. Play some Canadian music.

#bluejays #gojaysgo

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j35t3r.bsky.social @j35t3r.bsky.social · 7d

Sync up the Canadian radio play by play and mute your TV.

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j35t3r.bsky.social @j35t3r.bsky.social · 15d

mr. simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a door with his arms outstretched in a cartoon .

ALT: mr. simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a door with his arms outstretched in a cartoon .

media.tenor.com

j35t3r.bsky.social @j35t3r.bsky.social · 21d

Not want? Lose Führer Trump and we’ll come back.

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j35t3r.bsky.social @j35t3r.bsky.social · 27d

“Thousands of years”?

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j35t3r.bsky.social @j35t3r.bsky.social · Sep 26

Fill an IKEA pråm with items + set it loose in NE corner of Lake Superior

Just get to Whitefish Bay before Nov 10. I hear the waves turn minutes to hours.

#EdmundFitzgerald
#gordonlightfoot
#theheadstones

j35t3r.bsky.social @j35t3r.bsky.social · Sep 26

IKEA - Swedish for common sense.
Trump - American for fuck everything up

j35t3r.bsky.social @j35t3r.bsky.social · Sep 22

Not a fan of the over the top Red/White, and I’m Canadian.

j35t3r.bsky.social @j35t3r.bsky.social · Sep 19

j35t3r.bsky.social @j35t3r.bsky.social · Sep 17

Hey HBO - here’s a crazy idea for a show:
Just call it Strike Force 5 - the rest of the details will fill themselves in @jimmykimmel.com @colbertlateshow.bsky.social @latenightseth.bsky.social @fallontonight.bsky.social @lastweektonight.com

j35t3r.bsky.social @j35t3r.bsky.social · Sep 16

You forgot “We’re still talking about this?”

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j35t3r.bsky.social @j35t3r.bsky.social · Sep 14

You said “news”.

j35t3r.bsky.social @j35t3r.bsky.social · Sep 12

and in my garage, and in the park, and when awake…

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j35t3r.bsky.social @j35t3r.bsky.social · Sep 8

Florida has figured out how to do abortions after birth. Watch how MMR rips through the youngest population in FL. If you’re pregnant and you want your baby to live you may want to get out. #florida #handmaids

j35t3r.bsky.social @j35t3r.bsky.social · Sep 3

There’s always a chance the Grifter in Chief will take medical advice from them.

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j35t3r.bsky.social @j35t3r.bsky.social · Aug 31

@pattonoswalt.bsky.social in Star Trek “very cool”.

j35t3r.bsky.social @j35t3r.bsky.social · Aug 29

Forgot one… and mandate all city staff back to work.

j35t3r.bsky.social @j35t3r.bsky.social · Aug 29

Make sense.

Potentially the busiest time of the year. Let’s raise fares, remove student passes and shut down transit!

No wonder we have more cars than people in this city.

#bebetter #yow #ottawa #octranspo

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j35t3r.bsky.social @j35t3r.bsky.social · Aug 12

While Trump and Putin are in Anchorage someone needs to change the locks.

j35t3r.bsky.social @j35t3r.bsky.social · Aug 12

Trump: “Hold my beer!”

j35t3r.bsky.social @j35t3r.bsky.social · Aug 11

Next tattoo!

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j35t3r.bsky.social @j35t3r.bsky.social · Aug 8

Is there a way to have the Commander in Grift think Daylight Savings is a liberal/woke idea?

j35t3r.bsky.social @j35t3r.bsky.social · Aug 5

Like the whole time?

j35t3r.bsky.social @j35t3r.bsky.social · Aug 3

Humans are a problem for birds - cats are worse than all man Kade bird issues.

Fossil Fuel Pits kill 2x as many birds than Wind Turbines do and rates multiply exponentially from there.

Google it… wind turbines are not a major issue for birds compared to everything else we put in the way.

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j35t3r.bsky.social @j35t3r.bsky.social · Jul 27

Instead of the 💙 button, BlueSky should have a golf clap button for genius moments.

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